Sketch Wrote:Hey Todd, nice blooper reel with TheReelWife. Some of those giant cue-cards might help with lines, but that might get in the way of driving.

Thanks, Sketch! Yeah - cue cards - that DON'T have any f-bombs on them!

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My ears! My youthful, innocent ears, tarnished by...

Wait, it was censored... ah well. I'll just find something else to hurt my ears. To the garage!

Cool QuickVid! I saw it on Sunday but forgot to post about it (in fact, I saw it so early that the first time I checked on Sunday morning, last week's video was still up).

Woah! TheReelTodd has a WIFE? does that mean he can....*gasp* REPRODUCE?

Dakota Bob Wrote:Woah! TheReelTodd has a WIFE? does that mean he can....*gasp* REPRODUCE?

Sure - TheReelTodd can reproduce... but I've always said that I shouldn't go having kinds until I'm done being one myself.

Sketch Wroteoes the thought of dozens of little crazy RealToddlings running loose in the world scare you Dakota Bob?

Hmmm... on second thought. Maybe I had better get started. I could command an entire army of TheReelToddlings - all would run in fear and terror as we swept the nation with out own personal brand of humorous video making!

I bet that would take a lot of hard work though...

Maybe I should just go bowling instead.

NoExcuses Wrote:But with an evil army of TheReelToddlings, you'd be able to share your video editing workload around a whole load more people - think of the time you'd save! Videos created... in a SECOND! SEEEEECOOOOOOOOND! But then again... bowling does sound kinda fun.

Ahh yes - an ENTIRE army of TheReelToddlings to spread out my work. Maybe I can do DAILY QuickVids again! Maybe I could even...

I really wanna go bowling though. I'm not that good at it, but I really love wearing those awful, stinky, flat-footed, rental shoes. Yeah - the rock!

Fun fact: I used to be the designated drunk guy back in the early 90's when me and the gang used to regularly go to Friday night "Rock-N-Bowl" at a local bowling alley. It was my job to get drunk and entertain everyone with my... drunkenness. Ahh - the good old days.
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Haha! I know exactly what you mean with those 'technologies that don't quite exist yet'.

I watched a movie once (no idea what it was) where they had a surveillance camera picture of a criminal with a carrier bag in his hand, and to read the label on the other side carrier bag, they actually rotated the picture in three dimensions (as if the picture was suddenly a 3D model), so that they could spin the criminal around and see what was on the other side of the bag. Wha...? How is that even feasible? That would be impossible even in 200 years time!

Another thing that's weird with those one hour murder mystery dramas is that there's a designated key for every single command on a computer - I remember one programme where they were looking at this image on a computer, and with the push of a key, the image shrank down to one corner of the screen, then duplicated four times side-by-side so that the 'scientists' could analyse it better. It would be slightly more believable if it happened immediately, without it happening in one smooth, animated process.

Great QuickVid! I love Ron's mask at the end.

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Sketch Wrote:A drunkReelTodd... that has to be something to see to believe.

Well... I had my moments. Like that time at TJ's Big Boy restaurant where I didn't quite make it to the bathroom in time to puke. I made it in the door, but then it all came out right there on the floor!

NoExcuses Wrote:Haha! I know exactly what you mean with those 'technologies that don't quite exist yet'.

Yes. What... do they think we're stupid? There's a damn button on the computer dedicated to enhancing images and another special button on a computer that turns 2D images in to rotating 3D images momentarily while they all position themselves on the screen? C'mon! I bust out laughing when I see that crap!

Mr. Sinistar Wrote:Bravo, Todd! Another fantasmagorical piece of hilarity!

Thanks! It was easy... I mean with such idiotic things in these big, dramatic TV shows that are supposed to be so amazingly close to reality - it's easy to be funny. Really, they're the funny ones!

data_ghost Wrote:man.... you should be a comedian!

Thank you, thank you!

** waits for applause to stop **

I'll be performing here all micro-cycle, programs!

Sketch Wrote:Oh yeah, that SUPER-DUPER-CSI-PHOTO-ENHANCE-O-RAMA! That bugs the hell outta me when they enchance somethings to crystal clarity that was only a few pixels big. Have you also noticed how every crime program they use has the most fantastic program look, like something you would see from a Star Wars computer? Super flashy animated graphics with ultra-font usage.

So - they have a name for that thing, huh?

Yeah - how stupid they must think we all are. I mean, back in the 80's, only the computer geeks noticed really off-the-wall stuff like that. But now, pretty much everyone knows and understands computers to a much higher degree. But we still see stupid things like the amazing SUPER-DUPER-CSI-PHOTO-ENHANCE-O-RAMA and when they do DNA searches in the national "mainframe" (I love how they STILL over-use that word) that when a match is found, the words "MATCH FOUND" appear in a font so large, it takes up the whole screen and it flashes red and white while a beeping sound accompanies it.

Oh, and I LOVE when TV people get e-mail. You can tell when they get an e-mail because the words "INCOMING E-MAIL" appear on the screen in very large writing, and often inside an enormous e-mail icon that animates an envelope opening up just before displaying the e-mail message on the screen in yet another enormous font that is so large, that only 4 or 5 lines of text fit on the screen. I mean COME ON - no one wears glasses on TV so they all need GIANT fonts to be able to read it? Even in the TV narrative storytelling angle, the audience doesn't need such large, laughable text to display what e-mail looks like. We ALL know what it looks like. We are more than happy with a close up of the text on the screen to see the message - they don't need to blow it up to 72 pt font!
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Loved the latest QuickVid, especially the ending.

Ron: "Aw, do I have to?!"

Whips out TheReelTodd mask with tongue sticking out.

Maybe when Halloween rolls around, you could make a QuickVid with everyone wearing TheReelTodd masks?

LOL! That's so funny that you should make a Quick Vid of that topic, because I drive my wife nuckin' futz every time I complain about that (During a CSI... her favorite show..)

However, I do take comfort in the fact that someone else besides me can recognize that for the complete BULLSH** that it is.