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TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, January, 20, 2009 7:59 PM
Team Fortress 2, full server.

Me: "I just lost the game".

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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
Oniell Ford
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, January, 20, 2009 8:10 PM
TRON.dll Wrote:Team Fortress 2, full server.

Me: "I just lost the game".

Words cannot describe what happened after that.

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My username on TRON 2.0 is VWrath.User
If you want to play, PM me on this site or contact me on Steam.

"Tron is the jesus of breakfast cerials" - Ticklemetastic (A TRON fan on Steam)




 
Cam_the_Man
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Wednesday, January, 21, 2009 7:17 PM
TRON.dll Wrote:Team Fortress 2, full server.

Me: "I just lost the game".

Words cannot describe what happened after that.

TF2 + Internet meme = Chaoctic Awesomeness.
So what happened?


In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Wednesday, January, 21, 2009 10:32 PM
To be honest, I'm not sure what happened. All I remember was the universe temporarily bursting into an epic explosion of losing the game. With results similar to the theoretically devastating results of a Falcon Punch Collision:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S363ixv9oZk
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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
Vortex.EXE
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Thursday, January, 22, 2009 10:00 PM
"Powergloves win at life."
Tron.dll


 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Monday, February, 16, 2009 1:50 PM
"We doubt that Activision would try to sue. That would be like a husband abandoning his family and then suing after his wife meets a better looking guy."

-Press release from Electronic Arts concerning Brutal Legend developer


TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
shadow_user
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, February, 20, 2009 9:11 PM
"Back then, when a child was getting spanked, they were getting punished for being naughty. Nowadays, they're getting 'Punished' for being 'Naughty.' "
-Me, like, 20 seconds ago.

Mental Sector
 
shadow_user
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, February, 20, 2009 9:14 PM
data_ghost Wrote:"spiderman is not a religion"

But Chuck Norris is.

Mental Sector
 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, June, 05, 2009 12:16 AM
Conversation me and Oniell Ford had:

10:26 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Can I go back to playing Star Wars: KOTOR II?
10:26 PM - TRON.dll: Wait
10:26 PM - TRON.dll: Why are you at war with the stars?
10:26 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: .....
10:26 PM - TRON.dll: WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU
10:26 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: They...
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: They....
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: THEY TOUCHED ME!
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: You're like an evil dictator you sick animal.
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: O.o
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: No... It's THEIR fault!
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: Well I bet that was painful
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Yes
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: Wait,
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Half of my crouch was burnt off in the attack
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: was it in a way or place that felt uncomfortable?
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Both
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: Wow
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: You should tell someone you trust
10:28 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: And not only uncomfortable, it BURNED!
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: like a teacher
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: or a parent
10:28 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: roflcakez
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: Actually,
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: you should've said NO
10:28 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: I can just imagen....
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: then GET OUTTA THERE
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: But NOOOOOOOOOOO

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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, June, 05, 2009 12:18 AM
TRON.dll Wrote:"We doubt that Activision would try to sue. That would be like a husband abandoning his family and then suing after his wife meets a better looking guy."

-Press release from Electronic Arts concerning Brutal Legend developer

Today, Activision sued Electronic Arts because of some developer thing concerning Brutal Legend.

I was on a TF2 server the other day with my friend "Bedwatcher".

TRON.dll: Bedwatcher just lost the game

Then I got kicked and it said "Disconnect: NO U".


TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
xalener
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, June, 23, 2009 12:08 AM
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Alan: I was paged last night. Came from your dad's arcade
sam: So?
Alan: the number's been disconnected for 20 years!
Sam: THEN WHO WAS PAGER
 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Wednesday, July, 15, 2009 1:18 AM
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Section 12 is so hilariously ignored.


TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
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shadow_user
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, July, 17, 2009 5:58 PM
Eddsworld funny from the eddisode Spares:
Tom: Hey, Edd, is it okay if I drink this milk?
Edd: That's white paint.
Tom: (w/"Milk" moustache) So it's okay, then.

Lulz.
From the Eddisode Movie Makers:
Tom's Brain: John was your average quantum physicist, but he's about to learn the true meaning of the word Love when he's sent 200 years into the future to meet the girl of his dreams.
John: I love you, sally.
Tom's Brain: But before he can get married, he's gonna have to battle the evl space cats that-
Tom: No, that's no good.
Tom's brain: Margaret thought her life in the sandwich factory was all that she could want... Until she met the man of her dreams.
Margaret: I love you, Lenny.
Tom's Brain: But first she has to find the mythcal space cats of spacey mountain that-
Tom: No, that's not good either.
Tom's Brain: Andy loved Ducks so much that one day, he found that he had turned into one.
Andy: Oh no, I'm a duck! Quack.
Tom's Brain: And now he's gonna have to Spaaaace Caaats.
Tom: Dammit, brain, these films suck! How am I gonna write a good script with this trash?
Tom's Brain: What about space cats?
Tom: Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?

Heh heh.
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Oniell Ford
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Saturday, July, 18, 2009 12:03 AM
This was a discussion I had with Mr.Sinistar over Steam. I thought it was pretty funny...

____________________________________

Friday, July 17, 2009
10:55 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Missssster Sinistar! I am proud to say that I love the map!
10:55 PM - MrSinistar: YAY
10:55 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: It seriously trips me out. I can't tell if I'm holding still or moving. xD
10:55 PM - MrSinistar: haha, awesome
10:56 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I think it's so good, that I might use it in future "TRON" related Garry's Mod videos.
10:56 PM - MrSinistar: i'm making a gmod version of the map just for that
10:56 PM - MrSinistar: i'm making the skybox bigger for more camera movement
10:56 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: COOL! That's even 10x more awesome!
10:57 PM - MrSinistar:
10:57 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I'm also proud to admit that once the map loaded up.....
10:57 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
10:57 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: xD
10:58 PM - MrSinistar: ROFL
11:01 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Also
11:01 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Do you know how to make .gif's?
11:01 PM - MrSinistar: yees
11:01 PM - MrSinistar: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
11:01 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Cool
11:02 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: If I send you a video, could you turn it into a .gif?
11:02 PM - MrSinistar: yes
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Cool
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Thanks
11:03 PM - MrSinistar: what's the gif for?
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Lemme record some stuff and get it ready
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I'm going to use it for some (possible) avatars and maybe signatures for forums.
11:04 PM - MrSinistar: okay
11:04 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Trust me, I will always put the person who made something in the credits.
11:24 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: By the way, a friend of mine named "isostupid" says "I love you"
11:25 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Scratch that, he says "I approve of your actions"
11:25 PM - MrSinistar: lollolol
11:25 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Why? Because I told him about how YOU are the epic dude who is bringing TRON into the Source video games!
11:26 PM - MrSinistar:

And my friend named Yambag said this about an announcement called "MOFO"...

___________________________________________

Saturday, July 18, 2009
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: what is this word MOFO that WCG speaks of
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Mofo is short for "Mother ******"
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: xD
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: sounded familiar
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: thought it was like a dogs name
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: And I have no idea what their deal is.
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: xD
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: or... a type of ice cream
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: It does, does'nt it?
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: HERE MOFO!!! GOT A TREAT
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: or...
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: yeah, I would like two scoops of your double mixed mofo
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: ROFL
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: That's hilarius!
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Lemme post it
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Hold on
12:06 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag:



My username on TRON 2.0 is VWrath.User
If you want to play, PM me on this site or contact me on Steam.

"Tron is the jesus of breakfast cerials" - Ticklemetastic (A TRON fan on Steam)




 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Saturday, July, 18, 2009 12:15 AM
Oniell Ford Wrote:12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: HERE MOFO!!! GOT A TREAT

Someone's been watching too much Transformers.


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TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, December, 29, 2009 1:29 AM
Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer:

Player on other team: And the rain came falling down...
Announcer: ENEMY AC130 IS AIRBORNE!!


TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
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Mr. Sinistar
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, December, 29, 2009 1:32 AM
TRON.dll Wrote:Someone's been watching too much Transformers.

DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE!


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"what the hell is a limux.."

- Gattorcar (a user on YouTube) April 17, 2007

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TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, December, 29, 2009 1:45 AM
Mr. Sinistar Wrote:
TRON.dll Wrote:Someone's been watching too much Transformers.

DRINK YO PRUNE JUICE!

And speaking of Transformers...

Modern Warfare 2's challenges have a section called "Finishing Moves". One of these challenges is called "Transformer" and requires you to get a game winning kill with a Pave Low.

Go watch the beginning of Micheal Bay's Transformers if you don't get that joke.


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Re: Funny Quotes

on Sunday, January, 10, 2010 5:55 PM

Epic spontaneous conversation between me and TRON.dll.
TRON.dll: It is time.
Sparky: So soon?
TRON.dll: Did the general not alert you of the plans?
Sparky: I'm afraid that I was busy in the feild
TRON.dll: We have not yet installed a feild.
TRON.dll: However, we did notice some suspicious activity in the field.
TRON.dll: At the time of the general's scheduled briefing.
Sparky: I see. And what did he have to report?
TRON.dll: You and Nikoli are to lead the raid on the Asylum in 15 minutes.
Sparky: So, it is time then. I see. Any secondary objectives?
TRON.dll: Niet.
Sparky: Understood. When are we scheduled to leave?
TRON.dll: Immediately.
TRON.dll: Good luck, comrade.
Sparky: If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed; if not, 'tis true this parting was well made.
TRON.dll: Your officer did not brief you well on the codes, I see.
Sparky: I- He was busy with another unit that day.
TRON.dll: I was not referring to one of our officers, American.
Sparky: I see you have a rare sense of humor, Comrade. No American could possibly come within a mile of this place.
TRON.dll: General, kill this spy and tell the Americans to try harder next time.
Sparky: No, please, I beg you Comrade! I am no American! I-
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In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
 
Tron_is_Awesome
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Monday, January, 11, 2010 10:21 AM
Oooo, fun!

I have collected a bunch of movie quotes I liked and saved those on this really old website that still exists.

But first, I just remembered something that I've witnessed some years back. I was with my old youth group on this field trip to someplace. There was this pledge this one guy wanted to have everyone participate in (something spiritual related I don't remember), and it started like this;

Speaker: "Repeat after me. I..."
Crowd: "I..."
Speaker: "Say your name."
Crowd: "Say your name."
Speaker (after everyone lets out a little laugh): "... Okay, let's try this again."

Now here's some of those saved quotes that I have... Drat. The server is under maintenance. Pfft, fine, here's some I can remember on memory.

"Wet willie, Mr. Timberlake!" - from a Matrix Reloaded Spoof on MTV Movie Awards

"Hold onto your butts..." - from the first Jurassic Park film

"Hey, look! I'm Picasso!"
"...I don't get it."
"You uncultured swine! Whaddya lookin' at, you hockey puck?" -Toy Story

"We like to keep busy. It's either rescue entire races, or play Nintendo." - Marco, from the Animorphs books (I still have every single book of this series)

Marco: ((Jake, say "I'm a huge dork." I'll see if I can understand you.))

Jake: "You're a huge dork."

Marco: ((Very funny. I couldn't actually hear what you said, but I know you.)) - Animorphs, book 6

One more! Then that's it for now. This is something amusing I wrote while roleplaying with someone as Dean Winchester with a Castiel (both from the Supernatural TV show) a while back.

Castiel: "... 'Suessical CD'?"

Dean: "It's a broadway showtune piece of crap on a flat and shiny disc she likes to listen to, Cas."

Castiel: "I'm familiar with Compact Disc. It was more the first term I was looking for clarification in."

Dean: "Okay--You know of Dr. Seuss, right?"

Castiel: "The writer of children's books. I'm familiar."

Dean: "Well, two people came together and decided to throw a lot of Seuss' works into a Broadway musical.

My writer, or mun person rather, digs it. She digs showtunes in general, but that one? It's her most favorite. And it's a bad influence to my rep as a muse."

In some places, muses/characters are allowed to gripe about their players. In short, I drive this muse ballistic with my mischievous ways sometimes. Deanie, of course towards those who are familiar with the show, wouldn't like showtunes much at all.


 
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