death-program
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on Sunday, September, 07, 2008 7:36 PM
"The [explicit] hall is too crowded. All the stupid freshman need to drop out." -- overheard in my high school halls
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There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand trinary and those who don't. And those who confuse it with binary.
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, September, 07, 2008 8:08 PM
"Congratulations, you've motivated me to act randomly."
-Alice, from Dilbert
Dilbert is the Shizzle.
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Cam_the_Man
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Posts: 1,747 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, September, 07, 2008 8:58 PM
 
Forgot about this. I was on Armagetron and someone was like
Guy: {EXPLICIT WHY DO I KEEP {EXPLICIT} CRASHING!
Person: Please clan up the language you will be kicked
Guy: What, we can't cuss on this server?
Admin: NO YOU CAN NOT [EXPLICIT] CUSS ON THIS [EXPLICIT] SERVER!!
Me: lol
 
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 In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
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TRON.dll
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Posts: 4,349 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Saturday, September, 20, 2008 10:55 PM
| And the people came shouting, "What's all this about...?" They looked! And they stared with their eyes popping out! "My goodness! My gracious!" they shouted. "MY WORD! It's something brand new!" |
Wait for it......
Wait fooooooooor itttttttttttttttttttt.......
| "IT'S AN ELEPHANT-BIRD!!" |
 
I just read that and I was all "wtfomgbbq dats awesome!"
 
TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.
PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
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TRON.dll
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Posts: 4,349 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, November, 23, 2008 12:35 AM
Some random kid talking about Guitar Hero 3 (note, this is only really funny if you aren't a fan of the band Green Day):
"Why we didn't get any thing by them on [Guitar Hero 3] LEGENDS OF ROCK is mind blowing, when you talk about legends green day should always come up."
From Wikipedia (article on LOL, uses section):
"Emotion - My Grandma died, LOL!"
TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.
PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, November, 23, 2008 3:45 PM
My husband is dead.
Oh, that's so sad. How did he die?
'Twas the drink that killed him.
Oh, he was an alchoholic?
No, he was run over by a Coors' truck.
-From Mrs. Doubtfire
You two take the bags.
I'll take the german one, you take the blonde one.
-From Young Frankenstein. My mom was laughing about this as she watched it on Youtube.
Look! I got another Hanukkah present!
Ron Meyer in an etch-a-sketch? Amazing!
That's a Game Boy, Stupid.
Well sorry if I'm not up to these "Modern Technologies!"
-If anyone can tell me what movie that was from, I'll give you some cake. Also, it's only a rough quote, so don't look for those exact words.
Gaaatoraaade.
H2o!
Gaaaatoraaaade.
H2O!
-The Water Boy with Adam Sandler
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TRON.dll
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Posts: 4,349 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Thursday, December, 11, 2008 2:51 PM
Here's some lolnews:
-A woman bought a Scrabble game for her kid's DS. The game beat the kid with a triple-letter word score on the word "Fu**ers".
-Funny Band: A new game that has been announced by a Korean game developer known as 3D-Oz. Here's the game controller:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/12/funny_band_controller.jpg
It's a Guitar, Keyboard, and Drumkit in one likely very hard to use package. Screenshot:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/12/funny_band.jpg
Why is this in the "Funny Quotes" thread? Press release:
Real Music, Real Play, Real Online Band Game, It's "Funny Game"
Real music game has been exhibited through G star 2008 for users who disappointed by dance game which is disguised by rhythm game. We are expecting Funny Band which put slogan "Real Music, Real Play, Real Online Band Game" will be loved by dance game to lots of users who just fall in to rhythm game.
Let's figure out the characteristic of Funny Band which is released by G Star experience session.
First of all, Funny Band is using special sound system. You can use popular songs, pop, rock, and lots of rhythm music. All of those music are separated by position of guitar, drum, keyboard, and vocal as Funny band sound source so, user can freely adjust the volume of sound. Professional musician is playing each instrument and vocal sound therefore users can listen as real and there is benefit in reserve rights so, it will receive lots of interest from publishers who are preparing rhythm game line up. Moreover, we are expecting it will be loved for participating music game. Because after now, we can share compose and editing sound which armature musician is going to do and we are going to link with UCC.
Second Characteristic is we can watch Funny Band as the first real on-line music band game.
In the past, there were several cases some of games have received favor from some users by copying music band game. However, there was no game like performing on on-line such as funny band . Especially, vocal mode, the sound is made by 3D-OZ Corp.'s original voice streaming and technology of tone recognition so everyone can have fun with high quality at karaoke.
Third, there is keynote system which has maximized the rhythm.
Key point of rhythm game is touching sense during paying the game. Funny Band is music simulation game which provides keynote system from each instrument and music book. Specially, drum and guitar, users can have illusion for playing because instruments' quality is so fantastic. Furthermore, there is a level easy, normal and hard. So when you play easy mode, users who play rhythm game for their first time can easily adjust. Also, the multi controller for conquer Europe and northern America is going to have a huge boom to users who know the touching sense in rhythm music.
Finally, there is community system that presents the factor of band.
There are lots of cases that causal games are putting 3D community space in game reason for reinforce the community factor but there is not sufficient connection so they're receiving not much attention from users. However, in case of Funny band system, it can make band in 3D world space and activate more in azit by granting band space. Also it is almost same as off-line band because of community system such as competing with other band so it can grow up so it will receive lots of affection from users.
Person from 3D-OZ Corp. said "we are going to listen various voices from users through G star experience session so the game is going to be innovated more high quality music game. Also, it is going to be a real music game that users can be participated and making together.
Moreover, Funny Band is having lots of interest from middle area users and still connecting with our dominant publisher so, if it's early then we're expecting that we can play OBT service in beginning of next year. |
TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.
PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
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Cam_the_Man
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Posts: 1,747 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Thursday, December, 11, 2008 8:02 PM
In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
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chappaai
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Posts: 0 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Monday, December, 15, 2008 10:08 AM
"Why spend an hour doing something manually when you can spend a week writing a program to do it for you?"
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data_ghost
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Posts: 378 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Monday, December, 15, 2008 4:39 PM
"i think i though what i think"
"spiderman is not a religion"
My humble little internet slice. Visit, read, comment, and laugh (with, not at I hope...)
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Cam_the_Man
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Posts: 1,747 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Wednesday, December, 17, 2008 8:15 PM
In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Wednesday, December, 24, 2008 11:37 AM
If you get lost in the woods, f--- it. Build a house. I was lost there, and now I live there. My predicament has drastically improved.
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Cam_the_Man
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Posts: 1,747 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Wednesday, December, 24, 2008 3:12 PM
In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Friday, December, 26, 2008 4:04 PM
"Bad is when you wake up with a hangover and find an ugly chick in your bed. Worse is when you from a horrible nightmare and find an ugly chick in your bed."
-Shadow_user
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TRON.dll
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Posts: 4,349 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, January, 11, 2009 4:52 PM
"We need a diving board made out of diamonds for our golden pool of money." - Satoru Iwata, President and CEO of Nintendo Co., Ltd regarding the new DS game "Cooking Guide: Can't Decide What to Eat?".
Okay, not really. But he might as well have said it.
TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.
PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
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Oniell Ford
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Posts: 253 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, January, 11, 2009 10:00 PM
Me and my little brother was with a friend once. He kept saying "Yeah" in a very gay way. So me and my brother did this...
Friend: "Yeah, Yeah."
Brother: "You're Gay!"
Friend: "Yeah, Yeah... No! Wait! Nooo!!"
And then we were at his house, he was playing Devil May Cry 2 on his PS2 and whenever the main character did some sort of move, the character shouted "GO TO HELL!!". So we started doing this...
Friend: "Dustin..." (Dustin is our friend's brother's name.)
Character: "GO TO HELL!!"
Brother: "Jonathan..." (The friend's name)
Character: "GO TO HELL!!"
Jonathan/Friend: "No, wait!! NNNOOOO!!"
Dude, we were laughing our butts off! 
My username on TRON 2.0 is VWrath.User
If you want to play, PM me on this site or contact me on Steam.
"Tron is the jesus of breakfast cerials" - Ticklemetastic (A TRON fan on Steam)
 
  
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Saturday, January, 17, 2009 3:28 PM
Whilst playing Brawl:
Falco: Hands off my prey!
Me: Only if you keep your hands off yourself OH YES I went there.
Oh, I am not falling behnd f---ing jigglypuff.
That's my donut, motherf---er. Come here, I dare you to take it.
Snake: Tasty.
Me: Oh, yeah? Does defeat taste good to you?
I have this one stage called Le Pit and whenever I go to that stage I say "Not le pit!"
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Cam_the_Man
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Posts: 1,747 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, January, 18, 2009 3:59 PM
In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
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TRON.dll
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Posts: 4,349 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Sunday, January, 18, 2009 7:29 PM
Call of Duty 4 lolz:
"You were killed by Piracy"
"Aim at the enemy - US Rocket Launcher"
"Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo - Infantry Magazine"
TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.
PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
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Cam_the_Man
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Posts: 1,747 | Re: Funny Quotes
on Tuesday, January, 20, 2009 7:43 PM
In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
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