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Re: Funny Quotes

on Monday, January, 11, 2010 7:07 PM
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on Tuesday, January, 12, 2010 5:58 PM
I have some episodes of the TV show on VHS and maybe saw at least one episode while it was still airing... It was alright, but of course the books are way better.

And now there's the Animorphs Radio Drama, Uncensored. (Well, as uncensored as it gets without bad language on the air and stuff like that) It's not quite covering all the books, and I'm still catching up on downloading all the episodes. The DJ dudes who do it are hilarious.

Here's one of the quotes I remember from the second episode I've saved, before I totally get all Ani-Geek like.

(In response to one of their friends calling in great anticipation and impatience for action to happen in book 1) "Joe... Joe, quit being a Negative Nancy."

The rest of some others in no particular order:

Sven: "I'll never date a crusty old broad like her!"

Annette (after throwing a pot at his head): "What's that you said about me being an old beautiful woman?" (door slam)

Sven: "I didn't say 'beautiful'. I said 'crusty'!"
--Black Cat anime

Phoenix: "I'm not feeling like cheeseburger today..." (looks at menu outside of fast food restaurant) "Think I'll go with the steak finger."

Chester Bennington: "Where's the steak finger at?"

Phoenix: (points towards the capital print) "Steak finger." (wiggles finger) "Normal finger." (points to menu again) "Steak finger."
--From Linkin Park's first official DVD, Frat Party at Pankake Festival

Joe Hahn: "Stupid rockstar!"
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on Wednesday, January, 13, 2010 7:07 PM
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on Thursday, January, 14, 2010 2:51 PM
Whenever Linkin Park's not working on music or doing a show--something along those lines--they're rather humorous.

I searched and searched and finally found the collected funny quotes I have by them... You don't really have to familiarize with this band to get the few I'm listing, or any of the others I already put down.

Mike Shinoda: "I'm going to sprout wings out of my @$$ one day and fly around the world."
Chester Bennington: "Sounds like fun. Can I join you?"

(From behind the scenes of their music video, Crawling)
Katelyn, main "character" in the video: I have a weird last name.
Joe Hahn: What is it?
Katelyn: Rosasin.
Joe: Rosa--Roasted sausage?

Interviewer: Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share, while living on the road?

Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.

Chester: That was pure evil.

"This chicken is great! I've never tasted anything like this before. It's totally tubular!"
"That's because it's not chicken, you dipstick. It's TURKEY!"
--A piece of dialogue from a play a friend of mine wrote some years back. The way he wrote in some 80's slang there, in which I found a bunch for him, I still find it amusing.

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on Saturday, January, 16, 2010 11:05 PM
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TRON.dll: pred
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TRON.dll: We are en route to Venom.
TRON.dll: We just departed Sector Y.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Pre-dater missile
PiddlezMcFuzz: It is a missle that predates other missiles
Lemons: how do i do this?
TRON.dll: Press z or r twice.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Did you fight the robot yet?
Lemons: what are you guys talkin bout
TRON.dll: Wasn't he in sector X?
TRON.dll: Fairly certain he's been disabled.
PiddlezMcFuzz: I think so
PiddlezMcFuzz: Where's Slippy
TRON.dll: His ship is in the docking bay.
Lemons: is this like an actual like played mouse click keyboard game or no?
PiddlezMcFuzz: What a baby.
TRON.dll: Starfox text RPG
Lemons: oh
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TRON.dll: I have 20/20 HP
TRON.dll: I also have skills in wing damage.
Lemons: where can i get this game you speak of?
TRON.dll: I just lost the game.
PiddlezMcFuzz: loss
Lemons: where can i get this ""
Lemons: Starfox text RPG
PiddlezMcFuzz: Where do the missiles come in
TRON.dll: Not sure.
Lemons: hello?
TRON.dll: An enemy attack could come at any time.
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Lemons: hello?
PiddlezMcFuzz: My Nav computer is acting up, too.
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PiddlezMcFuzz: What is that?
TRON.dll: We're currently en-route to sector Z
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Lemons: ugh
PiddlezMcFuzz: My hyperdrive isn't responding!
TRON.dll: Oh crap
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TRON.dll: APEROID
Lemons: hello? where can i get this Starfox text RPG?
PiddlezMcFuzz: Great Fox, do you copy?
PiddlezMcFuzz: Why is this ship alone, it usually coems with escorts...
TRON.dll: ROB64 is saying Aperoid over and over again.
Lemons: Slippy wants me to do a barrel roll >.>
Spoonybytes has been invited to chat.
TRON.dll: Then press Z or R twice.
Lemons: kay
TRON.dll: Hold them both down to hover.
TRON.dll: Wait a minute, I'm detecting multiple hostile escort ships approaching from the east side of the great fox
Spoonybytes entered chat.
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TRON.dll: MISSILES
PiddlezMcFuzz: -Whatever deity they worship on Corneria-, They fired missiles!
PiddlezMcFuzz: *Shoots missiles out of SPACE*
PiddlezMcFuzz: *Flies full spead at Interdictor*
TRON.dll: Wait
TRON.dll: The frick
TRON.dll: Is that a..
PiddlezMcFuzz: *Fires lasers at shield generators*
TRON.dll: That spacecraft looks like an X!
PiddlezMcFuzz: Take that, Imperial scumbags!
Spoonybytes: Stand down!
PiddlezMcFuzz: Alright, Great Fox, I'm setting a homing beacon on their power generators, fire when ready.
TRON.dll: I'm detecting a massive paradoxal warp behind the great fox!
PiddlezMcFuzz: Uhh. Great Fox? Those missiles?
TRON.dll: ROB!
PiddlezMcFuzz: Slippy! FIRE THE MISSILES
TRON.dll: FIRE
PiddlezMcFuzz: Ah, good. He woke up.
PiddlezMcFuzz: *Missiles impact, hyperdrive negator is b0rked*
TRON.dll: There appears to be a massive space station emerging from the paradoxal warp behind the Great Fox.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Imperial cruiser, you will warp back to home or we will fire upon you again. Chance of survival is slim.
PiddlezMcFuzz: *glance back and sees the thingy*
PiddlezMcFuzz: *pants no longer smell like detergent*
TRON.dll: It looks like a moon
Lemons: lol
TRON.dll: Wait
TRON.dll: That's no moon
PiddlezMcFuzz: *accidentally flies into Interdictor*
Lemons: It's...
TRON.dll: A SPACE STATION
PiddlezMcFuzz: *bounces off with the WRRMBIDRRM because it's Star Fox*
PiddlezMcFuzz: *Interdictor warps back to mommy*
Lemons: They're pulling us in with their tractor beams!
TRON.dll: All ships report to hanger bay, we are being pulled in by a tractor beam
Lemons: Thruster in full reverse!
TRON.dll: Prepare for on foot combat.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Ohshi
Lemons: We can't get out of the beam!!!
PiddlezMcFuzz: With the giant laser disks that fire out of our bazookas
TRON.dll: I'm getting a transmission from a vader
Lemons recieves transmission
PiddlezMcFuzz sips coffee
TRON.dll: Okay everyone, die and hold C-Right
TRON.dll: That way we'll be on foot.
PiddlezMcFuzz spits out coffee because he ordered hot chocolate
Lemons: lol
PiddlezMcFuzz is no more
PiddlezMcFuzz spawns on foot
PiddlezMcFuzz still doesn't know what animal he would be in the world of Star Fox but assumes he is a generic Cornerian dogman
Spoonybytes: I sense something, a presence I have not felt since.....
PiddlezMcFuzz senses something he has not felt since... too
TRON.dll: What the hell!?!? Is that an Israeli made specially modified Pyro-GX with AV42 Avenger Concussion Missiles and a pair of AG435 Industrial Argon-Cyanide Lasers?
Lemons: I think so
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PiddlezMcFuzz wonders what Israel even is
TRON.dll: It appears to be illegally modified, as well.
PiddlezMcFuzz: How illegal?
TRON.dll: Just the way those hardware junkies like them.
TRON.dll: The great fox has arrived in the hangar bay of the unidentified space station
PiddlezMcFuzz wonders how furries wash their hair without getting soap in their ears, and also if they use shampoo everywhere or if they use some kind of weird soap... and do they use conditioner? You could tell apart those that did and those that don't, I mean the fur would be soft or coarse and stuff
Lemons: lol
TRON.dll: They're boarding the great fox.
TRON.dll: Good luck.
Lemons: air lock?
TRON.dll: This is starfox/starwars/descent. Airlocks do not exist.
Lemons: sucks
PiddlezMcFuzz: We have force fields, numbskull.
Lemons: haha my bad
Lemons: Raise the shields
Spoonybytes: I have you now
TRON.dll: We might be able to escape in a stolen fighter.
PiddlezMcFuzz: "Have" us? In your docking bay, yes.
TRON.dll: But their radar will detect us.
Spoonybytes: Several fighters have broken off from the main group, cover me!
TRON.dll: Great Fox to Lonestar! Great Fox to Lonestar! Come in Lonestar!
Lemons: This is Lonestar here capn
Lemons: :3
TRON.dll: halp
PiddlezMcFuzz: Hah, he only has one star. I have 3.
Lemons: I'll have to jam the radar
Lemons *luanches rasberry jam at radar*
PiddlezMcFuzz sits tight in Great Fox, waiting for stormtroopers to board.
TRON.dll: Is the radar jammed?
Lemons: Yes capn
Lemons: Radar has been jammed with rasberry sir
TRON.dll: Everyone to an Arwing, we're getting outta here.
TRON.dll: We'll have to fly through the trench and fire a bomb down the hatch
TRON.dll: The should be easy.
TRON.dll: Hold A to lock onto enemies.
TRON.dll: Bombs will fly towards locked-on enemies.
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Lemons: Just in case
PiddlezMcFuzz is designated door opener
Lemons: DO A BARREL ROLE
PiddlezMcFuzz does a barrel roll
PiddlezMcFuzz opens the first door
TRON.dll: Status update requested.
PiddlezMcFuzz: I am uhh.. killing things and opening doors. I have not been hit once.
TRON.dll: Good
PiddlezMcFuzz has been constantly doing barrel rolls
PiddlezMcFuzz realizes he can't be hit this way
TRON.dll: Crap
TRON.dll: The Great Fox's mainframe has been infected by a virus.
PiddlezMcFuzz: I thought we had him vaccinated
TRON.dll: Something about a "Farm-Town"
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PiddlezMcFuzz: He's a master thief, you know.
TRON.dll: Indeed.
TRON.dll: What is his current status?
TRON.dll: Has he stolen the secret plans yet?
PiddlezMcFuzz: He is currently in the process of stealing an Elder Scroll, believe it or not.
TRON.dll: Excelent.
Lemons disconnected.
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Spoonybytes: Your power are weak old man!
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PiddlezMcFuzz: Do I look old to you?
PiddlezMcFuzz has yet to establish a character
TRON.dll becomes Raul
TRON.dll establishes a wild kingdom.
TRON.dll: No badgers allowed.
PiddlezMcFuzz is now Jep, a Cornerian.
PiddlezMcFuzz is 35 Cornerian years (That's 68 in Nirn years and about.... let's say 27 in Earth years. That's a good number.)
PiddlezMcFuzz: So now, Darth, what do you want?
TRON.dll: I say we kill the ultranationalists.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Raul's Moving Castle
TRON.dll: Or that.
PiddlezMcFuzz: But we need to get to the Imperial City, first.
Spoonybytes: you have not realized your importance
TRON.dll: But I will when the time is right.
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Spoonybytes: join me and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son
PiddlezMcFuzz: Father and... wait what
Spoonybytes: I am your father
PiddlezMcFuzz is Cornerian and therefore a dogman or something. He don't see no ears or tail on you, boy
PiddlezMcFuzz: (perhaps they were burned off or soemthing)
TRON.dll: I am fairly certain that he is not Adam Wade.
TRON.dll: And that you are not Rick Moranis.
PiddlezMcFuzz: "So now, what can I get you two fellows? Ice? Coffee? Hot Coco? Or maybe some Scamp blood? I hear it relieves stress." says the Nord as he brings Jep his hot coco
PiddlezMcFuzz: Thank you, kind sir.
TRON.dll: I will find shelter
TRON.dll: And a motel
PiddlezMcFuzz: It helps if you read the Nord's dialogue in a Nord's voice.
TRON.dll: And preferably something that invents fire.
PiddlezMcFuzz: We're in an Inn already. Why not stay here? Do you take Credits?
PiddlezMcFuzz: "Crewhats?"
PiddlezMcFuzz: Credits.
PiddlezMcFuzz: "I take gold and silver, not credits."
TRON.dll: Maybe he'll accept the gold and silver rings we flew through on the way here.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Then how about this....
TRON.dll: We can extract them from the arwings.
PiddlezMcFuzz pulls out a flashlight
PiddlezMcFuzz: "By Sithis! That emits light from nothing! I'll take it. The rooms are yours."
TRON.dll: Most excelent job.
TRON.dll: Now we sleep
TRON.dll: Which means I will sleep while you keep gaurd.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Good night, Raul. Good night, Darth Makarov. I'm too high in caffeine to sleep anyways.
TRON.dll: Excelent.
PiddlezMcFuzz: This Nord brew, it's the best brew.
PiddlezMcFuzz shudders
PiddlezMcFuzz: Best
TRON.dll: The plan is coming together great.
PiddlezMcFuzz: Brew.
PiddlezMcFuzz: FADE TO BLACK.
PiddlezMcFuzz: /part I
TRON.dll: To be continued.....?
PiddlezMcFuzz: Maybe
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on Sunday, June, 27, 2010 9:27 PM
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on Sunday, August, 08, 2010 5:30 AM
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on Saturday, October, 30, 2010 3:04 AM
"Don't ever be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Arc; professionals built the Titanic." -- Unknown(In other words, I haven't got a clue who said it. If you know, tell me and I'll give the person the credit.)

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"Life is what happens to you while you are busy making other plans." -- John Lennon

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on Wednesday, April, 27, 2011 11:54 PM
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on Thursday, April, 28, 2011 5:47 PM
elleldee Wrote:Spark, the outside/inside a dog is Groucho Marx.

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{Because people always seem to guess wrong, I'm saying it here: I'm female!!! And my name is Spark!!!}

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on Monday, May, 02, 2011 6:17 AM
ShadowSpark Wrote:
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Thanks. That post has been edited.

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on Monday, May, 02, 2011 7:38 PM
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RE: Funny Quotes

on Monday, May, 02, 2011 10:46 PM
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on Tuesday, May, 03, 2011 8:29 PM
"Apparently, I've lost the falatus to speak properly! (awkward silence) That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose." - Colonel Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG-1, Season 2, The Fifth Race
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"Let's move on to the Gala. Any progress there, or is the climax of our show still 'Owen and his Amazing Farting Duck?' " - David Horton, Vicar of Dibley, "Celebrity Vicar"

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{A very big thanks to FlynnOne for the pic! And to Wulfeous for sharpening the details!*huggles both*}
{Because people always seem to guess wrong, I'm saying it here: I'm female!!! And my name is Spark!!!}

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