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Posts: 0 | Re: Funny Quotes on Tuesday, January, 12, 2010 5:58 PM
I have some episodes of the TV show on VHS and maybe saw at least one episode while it was still airing... It was alright, but of course the books are way better.
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Here's one of the quotes I remember from the second episode I've saved, before I totally get all Ani-Geek like.
(In response to one of their friends calling in great anticipation and impatience for action to happen in book 1) "Joe... Joe, quit being a Negative Nancy."
The rest of some others in no particular order:
Sven: " I'll never date a crusty old broad like her!"
Annette (after throwing a pot at his head): "What's that you said about me being an old beautiful woman?" (door slam)
Sven: "I didn't say 'beautiful'. I said 'crusty'!"
--Black Cat anime
Phoenix: "I'm not feeling like cheeseburger today..." (looks at menu outside of fast food restaurant) "Think I'll go with the steak finger."
Chester Bennington: "Where's the steak finger at?"
Phoenix: (points towards the capital print) "Steak finger." (wiggles finger) "Normal finger." (points to menu again) "Steak finger."
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Joe Hahn: "Stupid rockstar!"
Mike Shinoda: "I put my..." (laughs) "I put my fat @$$ on this table and I broke it."
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Posts: 0 | Re: Funny Quotes on Thursday, January, 14, 2010 2:51 PM
Whenever Linkin Park's not working on music or doing a show--something along those lines--they're rather humorous.
I searched and searched and finally found the collected funny quotes I have by them... You don't really have to familiarize with this band to get the few I'm listing, or any of the others I already put down.
Mike Shinoda: "I'm going to sprout wings out of my @$$ one day and fly around the world."
Chester Bennington: "Sounds like fun. Can I join you?"
(From behind the scenes of their music video, Crawling)
Katelyn, main "character" in the video: I have a weird last name.
Joe Hahn: What is it?
Katelyn: Rosasin.
Joe: Rosa--Roasted sausage?
Interviewer: Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share, while living on the road?
Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.
Chester: That was pure evil.
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Posts: 4,349 | Re: Funny Quotes on Saturday, January, 16, 2010 11:05 PM
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Posts: 2,943 | Re: Funny Quotes on Sunday, August, 08, 2010 5:30 AM
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Posts: 2,943 | RE: Funny Quotes on Monday, May, 02, 2011 6:31 PM
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