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on Wednesday, May, 04, 2011 10:23 PM
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Mordecai9
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on Sunday, May, 08, 2011 8:43 PM
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
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on Sunday, May, 08, 2011 9:21 PM
Mordecai9 Wrote:"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is my...
(looks at other side of itself)
Oh s***, I'm a sugarbowl."

I heard this from my dad.

My dad has that one also. I don't know where he got it.

Okay, this one came about because I was writing a report on the solar system, and my focus was Jupiter, Saturn, and their moons. Mom was checking over it, and it turned out that instead of 'Europa's surface consist of a layer of ice, 6-19 miles thick, over a liquid ocean 60 miles deep....' I'd written 'Europa's surface consists of a layer of mice, 6-19 miles thick, over a liquid ocean 60 miles deep....' Anyway, mom pointed this out, and, after we'd stopped laughing...

Mom: "And do you know why Europa is not covered in mice?"
Me: "Okay, I'll bite. Why is Europa not covered in mice?"
Mom(with a completely straight face): "Because it has a large population of gopher snakes."
My response(because of the way mom said it): "Really?"

Then I realized what I'd said, and we started laughing all over again.



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Mordecai9
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on Monday, May, 09, 2011 4:44 PM
"What you leave in your toilet, I put on my mantle."- The Penguin

"I enjoy making faulty theories. For example, cats equals sunscreen. Allow me to explain. My mom is allergic to cats, and also, my mom is allergic to sunscreen. Thus, cats equals sunscreen." - A boy in philosophy club

The second quote caused a lot of faulty theories starting with "Napoleon equals sunscreen" to "A-Rod equals sunscreen" to "A-Rod is horny" to "Elvis Presley equals Jesus" and, after about 62 transitions of that type, came to "Hitler equals God."

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on Thursday, May, 12, 2011 11:14 PM
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on Thursday, May, 12, 2011 11:26 PM
The video ended so abruptly, there are so many questions left unanswered. For example, how did i get my jacket back on during that short period of time?"-Kosh.0
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Mordecai9
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on Thursday, May, 12, 2011 11:38 PM
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on Friday, May, 13, 2011 12:12 AM
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Mordecai9
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on Friday, May, 13, 2011 12:22 AM
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Mordecai9
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on Saturday, May, 14, 2011 7:41 PM
ShadowSpark Wrote:
Mordecai9 Wrote:"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is my...
(looks at other side of itself)
Oh s***, I'm a sugarbowl."

I heard this from my dad.

My dad has that one also. I don't know where he got it.

Okay, this one came about because I was writing a report on the solar system, and my focus was Jupiter, Saturn, and their moons. Mom was checking over it, and it turned out that instead of 'Europa's surface consist of a layer of ice, 6-19 miles thick, over a liquid ocean 60 miles deep....' I'd written 'Europa's surface consists of a layer of mice, 6-19 miles thick, over a liquid ocean 60 miles deep....' Anyway, mom pointed this out, and, after we'd stopped laughing...

Mom: "And do you know why Europa is not covered in mice?"
Me: "Okay, I'll bite. Why is Europa not covered in mice?"
Mom(with a completely straight face): "Because it has a large population of gopher snakes."
My response(because of the way mom said it): "Really?"

Then I realized what I'd said, and we started laughing all over again.
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on Saturday, May, 14, 2011 10:05 PM
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on Thursday, May, 19, 2011 5:13 PM
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on Monday, May, 23, 2011 10:17 PM
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Mordecai9
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on Saturday, May, 28, 2011 3:38 PM
"If you ever do that again, I will shove your head between your legs and strangle you to death with your p*nis. Got it?"- me.


 
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on Saturday, May, 28, 2011 4:37 PM
"No, I meant that you couldn't make love to the cake." -Me


 
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on Saturday, May, 28, 2011 5:08 PM
There is no "I" in team, there are however two of them in idiot.- me


 
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on Saturday, May, 28, 2011 10:05 PM
Mordecai9 Wrote:"If you ever do that again, I will shove your head between your legs and strangle you to death with your p*nis. Got it?"- me.

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on Wednesday, June, 22, 2011 7:02 PM
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