|Mordecai9 Wrote:"I'm a little teapot, short and stout,
Here is my handle, here is my...
(looks at other side of itself)
Oh s***, I'm a sugarbowl."
I heard this from my dad.
My dad has that one also. I don't know where he got it.
Okay, this one came about because I was writing a report on the solar system, and my focus was Jupiter, Saturn, and their moons. Mom was checking over it, and it turned out that instead of 'Europa's surface consist of a layer of ice, 6-19 miles thick, over a liquid ocean 60 miles deep....' I'd written 'Europa's surface consists of a layer of mice, 6-19 miles thick, over a liquid ocean 60 miles deep....' Anyway, mom pointed this out, and, after we'd stopped laughing...
Mom: "And do you know why Europa is not covered in mice?"
Me: "Okay, I'll bite. Why is Europa not covered in mice?"
Mom(with a completely straight face): "Because it has a large population of gopher snakes."
My response(because of the way mom said it): "Really?"
Then I realized what I'd said, and we started laughing all over again.