NoExcuses
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on Wednesday, April, 12, 2006 5:55 PM
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You get some home made chocolate-chip cookies - fresh and warm, right out of the oven. But there is an evil lemur, hiding right in the back of your microwave. No, not there, a little to the left. No, bit to the right. Further back... yeah. That's where it is. It eyes you suspiciously, guzzling down home made chocolate-chip cookies - fresh and warm, right out of the oven. It wonders what these mystical, brown, chunky, delicious, fresh and warm things are, so goes to investigate. It hides behind your legs, and jumps up onto your back. It slowly makes its way onto your head, still without you noticing, and looks at these cookies. What does it think? Nothing. You and the lemur are both killed by the brick which then comes hurtling through your window.
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PrinceAuron
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on Wednesday, April, 12, 2006 7:10 PM
You get the SNES game: Chrono Trigger. A great game about characters from different time period traveling to 1999, the day the world ended, and destroying the creature who ended up destroying the world in the future.
As soon as you boot it up something happens, and Magus (One of the characters from the game) bursts out of your TV screen, along with Lavos (the main boss). Lavos is basically a gigantic slug thing and he crushes you, but Magus avenges you several seconds after. 
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FreedomForever
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on Wednesday, April, 12, 2006 10:32 PM
Your friends want to play , so they steal your copy 
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PrinceAuron
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on Wednesday, April, 12, 2006 11:41 PM
You get great reception everywhere you go, but it is so grea that it destroys reception for all OTHER phones, basically making your phone useless too.
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NoExcuses
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on Thursday, April, 13, 2006 4:25 AM
You get the TRON 2.0 soundtrack, but the tracks are all unbelievably bad quality downloaded mp3s, and to top it off you get arrested for accepting stolen goods.
I wish for a Moog synthesizer!
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PrinceAuron
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on Thursday, April, 13, 2006 9:43 AM
You get a Moogle Synthesizer, but every time you walk up to it it refuses to give you that last Orichalum+ so you can never make the Ultima Weapon!
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NoExcuses
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on Thursday, April, 13, 2006 10:00 AM
Granted. School is closed tomorrow, so they change your story deadline to today. As you have only just found out, you quickly run back home, shove your story in your bag and sprint back to school again. You get to school, and look for your story (which by the power of the wish is of course completed), only to find that the bag you have brought to school is a hamster cage, with a sheepish looking hamster greedily finishing off sheets of paper.
I wish for microwaveable microwaves.
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PrinceAuron
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on Thursday, April, 13, 2006 3:48 PM
(actually I'm just writing stories for fun not for the school but that was funny  )
You get a Microwavebable Microwaves, but every time you do you hear Mr. Bill go "OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and they melt. (If you get that I'll give you a cookie shapes like a Data Disc 
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NoExcuses
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on Thursday, April, 13, 2006 4:17 PM
(After googling Mr Bill oh no, it came up with a film called 'Oh no, Mr Bill!')
You get your data disc cookies. But, your friends hide them from you and eat them! But it's not all bad news, because the data discs destroy their insides and they all die! That'll teach them for eating Tron memorabilia...
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PrinceAuron
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on Friday, April, 14, 2006 2:00 AM
Ooh a Plushi Recognizer too! :P How about a Radio Controlled or A.I. Recognizer that would be awesome!
Anyway you get one but it's really small.  and infected as you can see :P
I wish for another Star Wars Jedi Knight game (the ones with Kyle Katarn).
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NoExcuses
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on Friday, April, 14, 2006 5:35 AM
| PrinceAuron Wrote:Ooh a Plushi Recognizer too! :P How about a Radio Controlled or A.I. Recognizer that would be awesome! |
Dude, that's a great idea! If I had a small remote control car I'd rip the top off it and build a Recognizer on top of it right now!
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PrinceAuron
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on Friday, April, 14, 2006 11:22 AM
NoExcuses Wrote:| PrinceAuron Wrote:Ooh a Plushi Recognizer too! :P How about a Radio Controlled or A.I. Recognizer that would be awesome! |
Dude, that's a great idea! If I had a small remote control car I'd rip the top off it and build a Recognizer on top of it right now!
Anyway, your wish is granted, but you just happen to get digitized as soon as the game is installed on your computer - and you get derezzed by a clumsy Jedi not looking where he's stabbing his lightsaber... |
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NoExcuses
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on Friday, April, 14, 2006 11:36 AM
I always forget... stupid me.
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PrinceAuron
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on Friday, April, 14, 2006 2:24 PM
You get your wish, but since I don't know what that is you get a aspodifuasodifjaoisdufpoaisudfoajsfd instead of what you really wanted.
I wish I had a aspodifuasodifjaoisdufpoaisudfoajsfd too shaped like a byte! 
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Tori
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on Friday, April, 14, 2006 6:47 PM
And, since I don't know what an aspodifuasodifjaoisdufpoaisudfoajsfd is, you do not recieve it. Instead, you get something that explodes (Because that's fun).
I wish that I could meet Roy and Pris and JF Sebastian from Blade Runner. (Those are my favorite characters....)
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PrinceAuron
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on Friday, April, 14, 2006 9:19 PM
They show up but then so does Harrison Ford who screams "I should've finished you off when I had the chance!" and kills them.
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NoExcuses
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on Saturday, April, 15, 2006 4:41 AM
Granted, but they all cheat and you never win again!
Infact, it would be cool if more people played multiplayer. I put my problem down to the fact that I'm in a different timezone to most players...
I wish I could manipulate people's subconscious...
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Tori
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on Sunday, April, 16, 2006 4:05 PM
| PrinceAuron Wrote:They show up but then so does Harrison Ford who screams "I should've finished you off when I had the chance!" and kills them. |
And...why would he kill JF? JF was a harmless good guy who was gullable enough to let Roy and Pris take advantage of him.
...poor JF....
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Tabulator
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on Sunday, April, 16, 2006 4:51 PM
| NoExcuses Wrote:I wish I could manipulate people's subconscious... |
You can! But all you can do is make them dream about cheese for some reason.
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NoExcuses
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on Sunday, April, 16, 2006 4:58 PM
| Tabulator Wrote:You can! But all you can do is make them dream about cheese for some reason. |
Works for me... I will infect your dreams with thoughts of mozzarella!
Granted, you get an erasable pen, but someone erases it and you have problems finding it again...
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