FreedomForever
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on Saturday, April, 08, 2006 7:30 PM
You have so many toilets, there is room for nothing else in your home.
I wish everyone in the world would say "la de da" at the exact same time!!!!!!!!
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Sora.EXE
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on Saturday, April, 08, 2006 9:24 PM
They all do, and we all go deaf.
I wish I had a solar sailer right about...
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josh.exe
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on Saturday, April, 08, 2006 10:56 PM
but i eat it MUHAHAHAHAHA!
i wish for a broken atari 2600
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PrinceAuron
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on Saturday, April, 08, 2006 11:01 PM
You get a broken Atari 2600, but the Genie from Aladdin shows up and fixes it for you! HA
I wish my own tiny version of the world that I rule MWAHAHAH *Thunder and lightning in the background*
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NoExcuses
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on Sunday, April, 09, 2006 6:02 AM
Unfortunately, when you try to view it under your trusty magnifying glass, a friendly sun ray drops by to see what all the commotion is about, and inadvertently sets fire to your scale model universe.
I wish for the gridbugs to go away and trouble some other website.
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PrinceAuron
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on Sunday, April, 09, 2006 5:25 PM
The gridbugs migrate over to the Disney website just before Disney decides to announce to the world of a new  sequel!
I wish my own personal Genie who gives me as many wishes as I want!
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FreedomForever
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on Sunday, April, 09, 2006 6:16 PM
Okay. You however sing "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner" around it...
I wish to hit 1000 posts faster! (I'm 9 away now but I'm an impatient loon)
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NoExcuses
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on Sunday, April, 09, 2006 6:27 PM
Go me, I posted in reply to PrinceAuron but obviously forgot to press send... Ah well.
Granted, but you then overtake DaveTRON and are killed in your sleep by a gang of ninjas, who DaveTRON later claimed to have no affiliation with.
I wish all the things I'm working on at the moment would get done much faster...
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FreedomForever
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on Sunday, April, 09, 2006 8:03 PM
They are in a time bubble so the get done faster and then crumble into dust.
I wish for a shiny hat!
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PrinceAuron
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on Monday, April, 10, 2006 12:20 AM
A shiny hat appears right in front of you floating. You stare in awe at it for seconds, minutes, hours, days... an eternity... and then it drops onto the ground, thus dirtying it!
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NoExcuses
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on Monday, April, 10, 2006 4:19 AM
Granted, but the weight of the various TRON-related items and hundreds of movie sequels forces you into the ground, rendering you unable to watch/use/look at any of the items you are now in possession of. You also die of thirst, but that's not important compared to not being able to watch TRON again...
I wish for tin foil helmets!
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josh.exe
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on Monday, April, 10, 2006 8:28 AM
but the aliens stil get you...
i wish i was an oscar myar wiener
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PrinceAuron
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on Monday, April, 10, 2006 11:13 AM
Someone eats you.
I wish to go into the Disney Exec building and pitch to them a series of and  related video game and movie sequels, as well as a whole slew of merchandise, including ID Discs  , LOL rifles  , Prod Weapons  , and radio controlled program updaters  , as well as the Claws  , and Prankster Bits  , probaly made of nerf foam.
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NoExcuses
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on Monday, April, 10, 2006 12:15 PM
But you are the test subject for the fully working merchandise.
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FreedomForever
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on Monday, April, 10, 2006 12:42 PM
Okay. You have a pet monkey. The size of the Empire State Building. Which proceeds to eat you and a lot of other people.
I wish I could swim...
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PrinceAuron
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on Monday, April, 10, 2006 8:27 PM
You can finally swim! However as you are swimming in the ocean, the Earth decides it doesn't like this whole global warming thing, and turns on the AC, thus freezing the Ocean, and you in it.
I wish for my own Custom Made Keyblade that is completely real!
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NoExcuses
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on Tuesday, April, 11, 2006 6:27 AM
Granted, but staggering home drunk one night, you attempt to unlock the door with it and you snap it in half!
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TheReelTodd
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on Tuesday, April, 11, 2006 6:41 PM
Your wish is granted and you stop waking up really late! Now, you wake up REALLY early - several hours earlier than you'd like to... which causes you to kind of get bored and fall back asleep... which is a bummer, because you sleep right through the time you were supposed to wake up anyway.
I wish I could talk like Darth Vader at will!
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NoExcuses
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on Tuesday, April, 11, 2006 7:04 PM
Granted, you get your Darth Vader voice, but you then find yourself trapped inside your own home, the doors unable to open because of the weight of the cookies stacked up against them.
Why do you have so many cookies in your house? People give them to you from your constant demands for them.
"Coo... kie... coo... kie..."
I wish for a banana.
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TheReelTodd
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on Wednesday, April, 12, 2006 5:46 PM
You get your banana, but it's a touch one to catch! Your wish banana ended up being the very dancing banana in It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
The song gets stuck in your head and causes you to actually try peanut butter & jelly on a baseball bat. You get a sliver in your tongue from the baseball bat and have to wear a tongue-sling for a week. In an odd twist of events - the chicks dig the tongue-sling look! Just when the tongue-sling look becomes all the rage, your tongue is all healed up and you have no more reason to wear it. Without the comfort of your tongue-sling and that silly banana just dancing about like that, you give up hope and decide to go bobbing for apples instead. 
I wish I had some... cookies, I guess.  Home made chocolate-chip cookies - fresh and warm, right out of the oven. Oh YEAH! Now I'm really hungry!
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