NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, March, 31, 2006 12:03 PM
You meet TRON, but you digitize in front of his disk's path, and have just one nanocycle to take in your surroundings before you derezz.
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Tori
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, April, 01, 2006 12:19 PM
You get your portable elephant, but you put him in your pocket, and he eats your pants.
I wish that my dreams would make more sense than they do....
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, April, 01, 2006 12:26 PM
Dreams make no sense for a reason. As soon as you can understand your dreams, you instantly become ruler of the universe and accidentally lean on the 'destroy all creation' button.
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PrinceAuron
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on Saturday, April, 01, 2006 1:42 PM
You get a cactus and you forget where you put it, and sit down on top of it!
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, April, 01, 2006 2:09 PM
Granted, but people soon become confused when they see a pile of clothes walking down the road.
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Tori
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on Saturday, April, 01, 2006 5:39 PM
You get the pasta sculpture, but one night are hungry and accidentaly eat it...
I wish...for a wish to wish for.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, April, 01, 2006 5:51 PM
You get your wish, but you waste it on wishing for a wish, which was cancelled out by the previous wish.
I wish I were more motivated to finish what I'd started.
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Tori
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on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 12:16 AM
PING! You begin being able to finish stuff...but you end-up wishing you were back to normal.
I wish I could post as fast here as I do on NumanME...I already have a hundred-something posts over there. They must have some magical cool post-o-matic that's way better than ours.
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PrinceAuron
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on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 1:19 AM
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Tori
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on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 1:59 AM
You work Sketch to death with that request...poor Sketch 
I wish I could fly
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 5:00 AM
Granted, but in a strange turn of events you turn into Keith Harris' Orville, and begin a career in singing.
'I wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't...'
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PrinceAuron
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on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 12:07 PM
Granted, but because of the Patriot Act, the FBI and CIA come tackling down your door and they arrest you for no apparent reason.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 12:30 PM
Granted, but it stars Ben Affleck and sixteen hobos, with a storyline written by a monkey at a typewriter.
I wish for things to take less time than they do.
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Tori
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 1:46 PM
You get your wish, but things go too fast for you that you want things to go slower, making time stop completely.
I wish my book that I got would come in the mail already....
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 2:34 PM
Granted, but it's a trick version of the book that spurts out flames when you open it!
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PrinceAuron
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on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 8:55 PM
You get your wish but things become so awesome that they suck! 
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Tori
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on Sunday, April, 02, 2006 9:41 PM
He gets a virus and it fills your whole computer, shutting it down.
I wish that I could digitize myself into the computer whenever I wanted
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, April, 03, 2006 11:26 AM
Granted, but you accidentally lean on the 'digitize' button whilst waiting for your hard drive to reformat. You are derezzed before you have the chance to press the 'materialise' button. 
I wish for an endless supply of executive office chairs.
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PrinceAuron
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on Monday, April, 03, 2006 11:29 AM
You get them, but they all have a flaw: "NONE OF THEM HAVE THOSE AWESOME WHEELS ON THEM!"
I wish that my other friends would play this Corrupted Wish game on my other forum.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, April, 03, 2006 12:13 PM
Granted, but you are soon so overloaded with thousands posts on the other forum, that in order to reply to them all you must cancel all other social activites, and horror of horrors, you leave this site also!
I wish I wasn't so uncreative when it comes to wishing for wishes.
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