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I wish I could dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

It happens...they're all leeched from Tripod.

I wish I had all the LEGO in the world!

You get a KIT instead.

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You do indeed think of a better corruption for Big Brother going commercial, but now it's my turn and it's too late for you to share. Sorry!

I wish I had my own Sword of Omens and I could use it to get sight beyond sight!

You become THAT cool but due to a spelling error, you suddenly are reduced to THTT cool; you vanish in a puff of smoke and are never called cool again.

I wish I were a fish. (This wish contributed by a non-profit organization commonly referred to as "brother".)

Your wish to be smart is granted. Unfortunately, with your increased level of smartitude, you grow bored with the day-to-day life you were leading. You quit school to write a book explaining the mysteries of the universe. These mysteries cannot be explained in any language known to man though, so you invent the language of Torilish, which consists of a complex set of characters 243 characters, each having 78 variations, except for the Toriwells (like vowels, but only complexer ) which have an amazing 138 variations each. The language is so complex, it must be read in motion while drinking thick, nutritious, extract of plant shakes. Because of this, no one buys the book and you end up broke and go crazy. You're the smartest crazy person institutionalized in a long time and documentaries are made about your amazing level of crazy smarts. This story could go on, but it really shouldn't.

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I wish I could sword fight.

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I wish this accouunt switching thingy would give up and go home.

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I wish for a decent Tron sequel. (Does anyone post here who doesn't?)