shadow_user User
 Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Sunday, August, 05, 2007 11:05 PM
You get the crappy Atari game shoved in your ear.
I wish for
[Kerch]We Interrupt this wish for a special announcement!
Wait, No we don't.
Never mind.
[kerch]And I'm NOT going to say it again.
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NoExcuses User
 Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Monday, August, 06, 2007 6:42 AM
Instead, you get an assortment of small pebbles thrown in your general direction for calling Atari Adventure 'crappy'.
 RUN OR THE DUCK WILL EAT YOU!
I wish for a bottle full of wind.
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Cam_the_Man User
 Posts: 1,747 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Monday, August, 06, 2007 9:45 AM
In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
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NoExcuses User
 Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Monday, August, 06, 2007 2:31 PM
No can do, I'm afraid. But you can have one of those rubber 8-ball decorations that people put on their antennas.
Hey, look on the bright side - you'll be able to find you car in the car park a lot easier now.
I wish for some of those insect repellent incense things.
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shadow_user User
 Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Monday, August, 06, 2007 10:32 PM
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Hikaru.EXE User
 Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Monday, August, 06, 2007 11:27 PM
You find yourself at a poker table. Tension is high. Sweat drips down your face. Could victory come your way or reject you? Everyone wants it. You look at your cards. Ten grand on the line. What to do.. what to do. You rid yourself of a two of clubs and a 10 of spades. In return, you are given a 5 of diamonds and a ace of hearts. An Ace of Hearts! Your luck has turned around! But.. you examine your cards again. Jack, five, queen, king, and your ace. This hand is worthless. All the money to waste. Your family had told you to quit gambling. You didn't listen, a small tear runs down your face as you close your eyes and just wish you had a card...
You open your eyes to see... that.. your five is gone!! In it's place is a king! You throw down your cards in exclamation and without hesitation and yell "Royal Flush!" The other gamblers take note in excitment and anger at your stunning luck. They look at each other in disbelief and the dealer pull out a load of cash from under the table and hands it to you. You take it and run. They begin screaming as you close the door behind you. The voices dim and you exit the house.
You drive home with a bag full of money and open it on your way home.
It's play money... grief. They tricked you. You should've known there was no way that much money could possibly ride on a single hand. What can you do? You were going to buy your daughter a brand new car. Pay off your debts. Return what was lost. Buy yourself one of those fancy HDTVs. What can you do?
You notice the gentle ocean waves as you drive. The engine of your car humming. The shock absorbers dimming the feel of the terrain. A sharp left. You fly to the right of the car, losing your grip on the wheel. The air moves past your face and the wind picks up. You gently float out of the car as though you were flying. The sun setting in the distance blinds your vision temporarily. Your car has since fallen far below you. Your adrenaline kicks in but to no avail. You flail you arms and legs wildly. The moments lost. Time wasted.
You sink into deaths arms.
I wish I had written that better.
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Mr. Sinistar Sector Admin
 Posts: 1,642 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Monday, August, 06, 2007 11:40 PM
Whoa, what's with the depressing story, Hikaru?
Maybe this will cheer you up:
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I wish I haven't fallen in love with YTMND.
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Hikaru.EXE User
 Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Tuesday, August, 07, 2007 3:09 AM
Wow! It actually depressed people! That was my first short story. It just kinda happened to be depressing since, after all, this is the Corrupted wish thread. I could have just said something generically related to this thread, like, "You get a muffin." or "No." but rather, a short story did nicely I suppose.  I'm not depressed I just like writing short stories now that I have.
On to more Depressing Short Story corruptions by Hikaru
In an ordinary country, in an ordinary city, in an ordinary neighborhood, in an ordinary house with ordinary relatives and a rather ordinary dog with ordinary appliances and ordinary rooms sat a very very unordinary person. He sat cuddled in the blankets. His headphones blasting highly volumed sound into his ears.
Careless.
His computer has been left on for a day or two, streaming the pixelated light of YTMND into the room. He stands and walks over to the lightsource. He cries harder the more he clicks around the website. Addiction has taken control of him. He does so for the entire day, reviewing the new oddities each five minutes or so.
Clicking out of the window, he reveals his desktop. A full screen picture of an also very unordinary girl. He wonders to himself if his decsision was really a fruitful one. He wonders if love and technology really can't mix. He thought that science and web based technology could show him who he was really destined to be with. He already had it, but didn't really know. He knows now.
He wishes so badly that he wasn't addicted. Addiction was what messed it all up. He blames himself. Freedom of expression, freedom of speech. He exits his very ordinary house to walk to another persons very ordinary house. Opening the door, he sees a very unordinary girl in tears. He wishes he hadn't fallen in love with YTMND. They walk down the street, introducing mistakes and correcting them. The more confessifion the less unordinary they become. They walk for hours, but eventually they arrive back on that very ordinary street, two very ordinary people.
Smiling, they say goodbye and seal their newfound love with a hug. He leaves and walks promptly over the lawns back to his own ordinary house. Fortune is short.
A car pulls into it's driveway. Driver half asleep. The driver notices too late.
A very ordinary person has now become very unordinary.
A rush. 9-1-1. Not quick enough. If only sooner.
I wish I were a ninja. 
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shadow_user User
 Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Wednesday, August, 08, 2007 11:08 PM
You are dishonored and commit seppeku (I read that on a website).
I wish for flying muffin powers.
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Hikaru.EXE User
 Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Thursday, August, 09, 2007 1:59 AM
You find yourself in a bunker. Metal roof and ceaseless clanking. Your fellow comrads sit around a dying fire. Of course you never really asked for THIS. The smoke will eventually suffocate your fellow team and you.
It was originally a dumb idea but you've just yourself to blame. *cough* With the delicious taste in your mouth of muffins. How else could you have had it? They all were to the point of stealing. The muffins were running short. 134 countries had already banned it and it was already illegal in *cough* 41 states.
A comrad falls over from his log. His breathing ceases. Why bother to treat him. There's nothing you could do anyway.
A large dent appears in the thin metal roof. Concerned, you throw several rocks at it attempting to fix the dent. You quit as soon as you look intothe doubtful eyes of your friends.
You take your seat.
The smoke is causing youe eyes to water. You try to look for hope as you pull open the blinds on a window. Muffins. Raining down for aas far the eye could possibly see. Slowly a sea of the delicious treat appears and the windows go dark.
You think to yourself, "Flying muffin powers? What was I thinking, even kidding to wish something like that. The fire goes dead as your comrads attempt to relight it.
Unsuccessful. There's no light. Pitch black darkness. A comrad screams as an ear deafening "BANG" is heard. You hear the crying of another comrad. Yet another bang. This continues until all you can hear is the peacful silence as the sea of pastries over run the roof of the house. Your senses die. You sit in wait for as long as you can, hoping evetually someone will hear your screams.
I wish I knew how to program Javascript.
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shadow_user User
 Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Thursday, August, 09, 2007 10:18 AM
Your computer suddenly comes to life. the screen splits, with the broken shards serving as teeth. Since you installed a webcam, the computer can see. It lurches closer, breaking the wires as it scooches along. Using the wires to stun you, the electronic monster slowwwwwwwly opens its mouth, and your whole life flashes before your eyes. Then every thing goes dark. Your computer has just killed you, just like your mother said it would. You think it might be wearing your skin.
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CalvinSpiff II User
 Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 2:05 PM
Someone does write the book, but it scares too many people, so the victims went and blew up the master copy of it!
I wish for a real life Death Star for my very own. A model will do, and I can build it like the Death Star 2 and if someone destroys it it only falls apart and I can fix it and all!
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I'm coming for you, people! You thought you'd defeated me, but I'm still here! I will kill you all! MWAHAHAH *cough wheeze* HAHAHA *hack cough* argh.
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NoExcuses User
 Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 4:11 PM
Death Star? Pfft. Go build a HAL 9000 model instead.
Geek.
I wish for an explanation for the reason I smell burning.
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Cam_the_Man User
 Posts: 1,747 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 4:21 PM
Your pants are and fire and-
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Let's just say...
'Chesnuts roasting on an open fire'
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In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!" |
Mr. Sinistar Sector Admin
 Posts: 1,642 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 4:47 PM
Cam_the_Man Wrote:
I wish I were made of cheese
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AGAIN WITH THE FREAKIN' CHEESE!!!!
I wish I would stop talking like a Canadian, eh?
OPEN SOURCE TRON PROJECT
"what the hell is a limux.."
- Gattorcar (a user on YouTube) April 17, 2007
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Tori User
 Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 6:37 PM
this should make you not want to talk like a canadian:
I WISH FOOOR
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robots? yeh.
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 Posts: 4,467 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Wednesday, August, 29, 2007 7:52 PM
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CalvinSpiff II User
 Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Thursday, August, 30, 2007 4:56 AM
NoExcuses Wrote eath Star? Pfft. Go build a HAL 9000 model instead.
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Well really!
Oh anyway, the transporter mixes and blends up your wish, so you get a torquoise bear!
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Tori User
 Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Thursday, August, 30, 2007 11:20 AM
it kills you.
Why the heck haven't I gotten my robots?
I said that I wish for robots!
I WISH FOR ROBOTS!!
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Cam_the_Man User
 Posts: 1,747 | Re: The corrupted wish game! on Thursday, August, 30, 2007 4:18 PM
You get something close enough:
(lmao that was funny. Those dang Canadians have had it too good for too long.)
I wish they hadn't of stopped him from singing.
 
In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!" |
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