Qix77 User
Posts: 2,991 | Read The Fine Print on Sunday, November, 25, 2007 6:21 AM
Concerning Qix77's posts on Tron-Sector (Just trying to be funny)
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Mr. Sinistar Sector Admin
Posts: 1,642 | Re: Read The Fine Print on Sunday, November, 25, 2007 3:13 PM
Best Internet post of the century.
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Qix77 User
Posts: 2,991 | Re: Read The Fine Print on Sunday, November, 25, 2007 11:35 PM
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TheReelTodd Sector Admin
Posts: 0 | Re: Read The Fine Print on Monday, November, 26, 2007 2:30 PM
Wow!
What an awesome mash of fine print from almost everything that features fine print. I see the Jody fine print in there too.
I should have some fine print too... but I don't feel like investing in new glasses to read it.
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Qix77 User
Posts: 2,991 | Re: Read The Fine Print on Monday, November, 26, 2007 6:17 PM
Most of this was stuff I collected on the net and then I just kept adding some little tid-bits. This is what happens to me when I'm waiting for a friend to come pick me up or waiting for my jeans to dry.. lol..
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Tori User
Posts: 0 | Re: Read The Fine Print on Monday, November, 26, 2007 6:43 PM
Haha
that's awesome. 'I own every site on the internet except this one. In fact, I invented the internet'
lol ==
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Qix77 User
Posts: 2,991 | Re: Read The Fine Print on Tuesday, November, 27, 2007 12:42 AM
Tori Wrote:Haha
that's awesome. 'I own every site on the internet except this one. In fact, I invented the internet'
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lol.. I'm glad you had a good laugh.. I figured that since I've not been on the sector in so long, I figured that I would post something funny.. :P
It's great to be back, although it may be brief.. |
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