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Fun fact, there's no such operation as - *, and no such number as a -! Theory... DEBUNKED!

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Theory NOT debunked. A negative times a negative equals a positive.
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NoExcuses Wrote:You get no pizza, because there is STILL no such thing as 'a-', and '- *' is not a valid operation, and those are the only two ways of interpreting 'a - times a -'. Therefore, the theory IS debunked, and is mathematically incorrect. Shove that in your pipe and calculate it. I wish for an unspecified biscuit.

You did not specify an English or American Biscuit and therefore your brain gets confused and explodes like that guy in the GIF image on Uncyclopedia.

Sorry to bring this up, but, I agree with NoExcuses here on this mathematical dilemma. The problem that Cam_The_Man posted is unfortunately impossible to do. Let's take an equation like "-6 * -2". When you have a negative number (-6), multiplied by another negative number (-2), the product is smaller (-12), because you're in the magical wonderful world of negative numbers, where everything is in reverse. It has the same effect when you add two negative numbers in addition.

Now, if it was something like "a- + a+" you'll get zero (if "a" equals one). Hope this helps, Cam_The_Man!

Anyway, back on to the game. BTW, this is the very first time I played this...

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NoExcuses Wrote:You get a crab in a tiara. Sorry, Max, hate to burst your bubble, but I gotta disagree with you and Cam_The_Man! -6 * -2 = +12, not -12. The answer would be negative if it was addition (-6 + -2 = -8 ), but not multiplication. The point I was trying to get across is that there's no such number as 'a-', and what Cam_The_Man should have said was '-a * -a', not 'a- * a-', as the latter doesn't make any sense. Whew! I wish for the Three of Diamonds.

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Yeah, I realized that error last night, but mom yelled at me for staying on the computer at 11:30 pm, so I couldn't get a chance to edit my post.

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