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Hikaru.EXE
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Thursday, July, 20, 2006 5:42 PM
You can't, and you copy and paste everything you see, until reality falls apart.

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NoExcuses
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Thursday, July, 20, 2006 6:03 PM
You try to learn how to play GO, but unfortunately you can't, and you copy and paste everything you see, until reality falls apart.

Oops, copy and pasting fit there.

I wish for a tyre, filled with leaves.


 
Capt_Capacitor
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Thursday, July, 20, 2006 7:04 PM
Granted, but you get a defective Firestone tire.


I wish i could break the land speed record.


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"and it glows like...TROOOOOON!!!!" - Tommy Talirico
"Nice, now you can have hours of fun playing with your thick glowing rod " - Me

 
NoExcuses
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 12:59 PM
Whoops, I misheard you there. You break the LAN speed record, get high and set fire to yourself from an evil USB port.

I wish for more evil USB ports!


 
Tori
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 1:03 PM
They end-up killing us all.

I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man,
Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved
I Wish I knew the one about the wise guru
Or the honest Lizard
I wish I knew about the dog that dressed like a cat,
Or the mule that walked like rock
Or the tornado who swam like a statue of Carmen Miranda
I Wish I knew all these stories or had the inclination to make them up

(Anyone who can guess where this came from, gets a digital cookie.)

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Traahn
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 1:17 PM
You know the story of the cardboard man, but he was found currogated and turned into a box.

You once knew the story of the Talking filmcanister and the Spoon that Moved, but now you don't.

You once knew the story about the wise guru, but unwisely, now you don't.

You once knew the story about the honest Lizard, but in all honesty now you don't.

You know the story about the dog that dressed like a cat, but the cat dresses like a dog and so the dog still looks like a dog.

You once knew the story about the mule that walked like rock, but it didn't make any sense so you forgot it.

You know the story about the tornado who swam like a statue of Carmen Miranda, but it is a useless story and nobody else in the world likes it.

You know all these stories and have the inclination to make them up, but they are so off-the-wall that it makes you believe they are real and you live your life wondering if you are a butterfuly dreaming you are a human; or a human dreaming you are a butterfly.

I wish I had a swimming pool in my backyard.


I'm getting out of here right now, and you guys are invited. -----^
 
Tori
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 1:26 PM
You get the swimming pool, but there are too many little kids taking it up for you to use it.

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Tori
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 1:26 PM
(oops...double post...and too slow, apparently.)

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NoExcuses
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 1:26 PM
Crispin Hellion Glover eats your spleen, as if it were a tasty treat.

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mega byte.exe.
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 2:22 PM
THE TELEKINETIC DUCK EXPLODES YOUR BRAIN!
I WISH FOR A NON CORRUPTABLE WISH.

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listen to what the sloganizer says bub or you'll have a face full "o" adamantium!

 
Sora.EXE
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 3:01 PM
INSTEAD, I GIVE YOU A WISH IN ALL CAPS!
I wish I had a slurppy.



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NoExcuses
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 4:31 PM
Slurpy? I ain't heard o' no slurpy... Tell ya what, I'll give you a flattened hedgehawg instayd. That do ya?

I wish for t'way to get rid of 'dis redic-oo-luss accaynt!


 
Tori
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 4:32 PM
You had one, but I drank it.

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Hikaru.EXE
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 4:50 PM
Youask for a pet rat, and you get a rat dog, a chihuahua... , who manages to bark for 83 years straight.

I wish I could fold a piece of paper more than 9 times.


 
Sora.EXE
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 8:11 PM
No such thing, Hikaru.

I wish I could go to the 7:10 Pirates 2 show, instead od the 8:10 show.



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Tori
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 8:16 PM
You can, but you don't like the movie.

I wish that they would make a new version of Wild In The Streets (It's an old 60's cult movie.)

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Capt_Capacitor
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 9:52 PM
the remake is made by some no-talent hack (cough cough Uwe Boll) with a meger budget.

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All that is visible must grow beyond itself, and extend into the realm of the invisible
"and it glows like...TROOOOOON!!!!" - Tommy Talirico
"Nice, now you can have hours of fun playing with your thick glowing rod " - Me

 
shadow_user
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Friday, July, 21, 2006 11:18 PM
You get the anti-life equasion, but I eat its head off!!! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
I wish for another wish.

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Hikaru.EXE
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Saturday, July, 22, 2006 5:36 AM
You wish for the wish that you just wish, putting you in an infinate x+1=y y+1=x situations.

I wish that option for corrupting that wish made sense.


 
Sora.EXE
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Saturday, July, 22, 2006 11:34 AM
Tori Wrote:You can, but you don't like the movie.

What choo' talkin' bout'? I was like, the best movie of the summer! Go watch it!
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