NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Sunday, June, 25, 2006 5:11 PM
You get a Gary Numan Telekon plushie. But, instead of being all soft and squidgy like a normal plushie, it's full of concrete and used needles! And as soon as you squeeze it you get pumped full of morphine and pass out for a few hours.
I wish for the person who grants this wish to say 'spool' at least once when they grant it.
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Trash Jack
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, June, 30, 2006 10:36 AM
Wish Granted! (angrily) I am not gonna say that word, whatever it was. . . "Spoof"? "Smoof"? "Spoon"? "Spook"?. . . (continues until I say "Spool")
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, June, 30, 2006 12:11 PM
You get it... but the turkey's a little dry.
(No, I couldn't resist either).
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Tori
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, June, 30, 2006 1:46 PM
You get your egg salad sandwich, but I steal it and eat it instead.
I wish...that I could meet Agent Smith and mock him so much that it annoys the heck out of him.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, June, 30, 2006 2:40 PM
You laugh so hard at him that you accidentally hit him, and somehow he begins to form into you, rather than you forming into him. You then begin to mock each other until... well, I guess until you die of starvation.
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Trash Jack
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, July, 01, 2006 2:01 AM
Wish granted! It's actually a brick shaped like a cell phone!
I wish I had a time-traveling toaster!
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, July, 01, 2006 5:38 AM
You get a time travelling toaster, but a toasted dinosaur pops out of it and crushes your house.
I wish for vegemite!
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 03, 2006 11:09 PM
You get your Vegemite, but I eat it (whatever it is)! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!I wish for cow.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, July, 04, 2006 11:50 AM
Vegemite is like marmite, only it's less common than marmite over here in't UK. It's thicker, and... yeastier...?
You get your cow. Your Cacophonous Omlette Womburtalagularisarklufercromdulator. It turns your house into an unnecessarily large pork pie.
I wish for a large intestine. In a jar.
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CalvinSpiff II
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, July, 07, 2006 3:21 PM
Yuk. it makes you barf.
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, July, 08, 2006 6:02 PM
You get a houeROCKET made of FLAMING cheese, and I eat it! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I wish for a date with two balls of glue.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, July, 08, 2006 6:29 PM
After a long evening of... whatever the hell you can do in an evening with glueballs, the glueballs decide it's time to go home, but somehow fuse into one super glueball and go on a murderous rampage for no real reason.
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Sunday, July, 16, 2006 3:57 PM
You get all thirty-seven socks all lined up on the Humber Bridge, but each one comes with a selected sort of chipmunk and the chipmunks fight against the tyranny and take over the city.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 17, 2006 11:55 AM
They do, and everyone rejoices.
And of course, they make the 'beep, boop, doop, dop' noise as they move along.
Very loudly aswell.
And everyone goes deaf.
I wish for something that the next poster can think of.
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 17, 2006 4:18 PM
It doesn't work because I'm just A mindless drone with no brain! HA! Or wait is.... it corr.. can't... comp... Ex... Comm...
I wish I could give someone scurvy just by throwing a forest-green pen at them.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 17, 2006 4:52 PM
I would corrupt that wish, but you see I am immense pain from pen-induced scurvy.
I wish for vitamin C to rid me of this scurvy!
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 17, 2006 7:02 PM
Instead, you get vitamin H!!! Which happens to give you 3 big lips.
I wish that we could make a UT like TRon game.
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Tori
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 17, 2006 7:05 PM
We do...but it sucks.
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 17, 2006 7:56 PM
You get thine TRON action Figger, but it's made out of peanuts and food coloring and noodles.
Plus it's red.
I wish for a whole batch of delicious muffins.
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mega byte.exe.
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, July, 17, 2006 8:30 PM
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