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So one day, you're sat at your computer, when you hear a low rumbling. You look out the window, expecting to see aliens, but only to see a neatly cropped lawn, and a man walking off into the distance with a lawnmower. You regard this as odd, especially when he comes back the next week and the same thing happens. A few weeks later, you are hidden around the corner as he comes. Just when he finishes the job, you jump out, and hold a fistful of cash in front of his face, demanding that he takes it for all the work he's done on your lawn. He seems to take this quite badly, so puts your whole house in his jacket pocket and runs off down the road. He comes back, reaches into his pocket, takes out your wife, puts her down, briefly apologises and runs back off again. You both exchange a confused glance, before probably dying of thirst or something.

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I wish for a big bomb to blow up in my face! Let's see you try and corrupt that wish!

Granted. You are so smart you can see the messages that the person is subconsciously leaving in their post, and you get to see into their private lives. What you see unfortunately drives you to insanity, or something like that.

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A spaceship has just landed on your driveway, silver, smooth, explosive and glistening. Wait, what was the one before glis--

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I wish for my frisbee to have glowing lines and derezzing capabilities... not derezzing me, of course.

You get your tasty pizza, but it's unfortunately buried under a pile of rotten anchovies.

I wish I could turn back time.

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You work up the courage, but at around about the same time, the anti-courage squirrel brigade break into your house and pummel you until you are knocked out. You wake up to find you are dangling from a tree by your leg, which the squirrels are slowly eating through.

I wish for an endless supply of working Duracell M3 Ultra AA batteries.

Two seconds after you digitize yourself, your fancy but oddly unsecure computer is struck by a virus. And natrually (spl?) your digitizing laser chooses that time to break.


I wish I knew why there is a note on my computer desk right now that says "back gate".

you get the desire to create a machine to create other machines and as soon as you have, it turns against you and creates an army of robots to fry, salt, and eat you with milk.

I wish I was a program.

You make friends with a depressed robot from the future, but it's that one from the weird Coldplay music video and he accidentally casts you off into outer-space when he playfully tosses you up into the air...
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