TheReelTodd
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Thursday, December, 22, 2005 7:04 PM
Your wish to be more creative is granted, however all your creative talents are in the area of cow chip recognition - in other words, you have the most creative answers to "that cow chip looks like a..." 
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Thursday, December, 22, 2005 7:14 PM
Ok, you get a brand new computer named H.A.L. and you go to Jupiter and get sucked into the big monolith in the year 2010.
I wish my wish won't be corrupted.
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TheReelTodd
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Thursday, December, 22, 2005 7:25 PM
Your wish for your wish not being corrupted is granted! Of course, that is your wish and all that is granted, period.
I wish I knew the 11 secret herbs and spices that are in the original Kentucky Fried Chicken recipe!
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DaveTRON
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Posts: 5,315 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Thursday, December, 22, 2005 7:51 PM
You find out that the eleventh herb is Soylent Green and immediately begin puking your guts up.
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Boingo_Buzzard
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on Thursday, December, 22, 2005 9:25 PM
You didn't... but you ate Soylent Green instead and start puking your guts out.
I wish I was a BIT more original.
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FreedomForever
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on Thursday, December, 22, 2005 9:31 PM
You are a bit who is much more original than yourself...but no one can know of your brilliance becaue you can only say yes and no.
I wish I'd thought of something better than that.
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Boingo_Buzzard
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on Thursday, December, 22, 2005 9:33 PM
"No."
I wish I had a candied yam for a nose.
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Friday, December, 23, 2005 10:58 AM
"NO!"
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Posts: 5,315 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, December, 23, 2005 2:19 PM
Due to a typo in your order, you suddenly sprout a huge "tit" and walk with a decided lean to the right for the rest of your life.
I wish my pants weren't so tight.
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FreedomForever
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on Friday, December, 23, 2005 8:51 PM
You don't own a single pair of pants and have to make do with boxer shorts in the middle of winter.
I wish for a d100 (A one-hundred-sided die. And there are such things.)
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Tabulator
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on Friday, December, 23, 2005 11:47 PM
You get a d100, but you get the keychain version, which has sides so small you can't read the numbers!
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DaveTRON
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Posts: 5,315 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, December, 24, 2005 12:21 AM
You get the State Quarters but they are the various States of Confusion and you lose you mind in the ensuing confusion.
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Saturday, December, 24, 2005 4:06 AM
You are...until you wake up and realize that this was all a dream you had when you fell asleep instead of going outside to do it!
Now... GET TO WORK! :P
I wish you hadn't thought of that on my 'bit' wish...YUCK! 
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DaveTRON
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Posts: 5,315 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, December, 24, 2005 10:21 AM
Oh, but I did think of it, and beacuase you brought it up you now sprout the matching large tit and are known to this day as H-Cup Calvin.
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sherm4040
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on Saturday, December, 24, 2005 3:14 PM
But Calcvin because he does keep bringing it up! (Probably not the response you wanted.)
("H-Cup Calvin" LOL)
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DaveTRON
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Posts: 5,315 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, December, 24, 2005 7:22 PM
You gain the ability to fly, but only after eating large amounts of baked beans. After a particularly dry summer, you run out of "gas" during a flight and crash. All onboard are seriously injured. You give up flying for swimming.
I wish tonight was Christmas Eve!
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TheReelTodd
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, December, 24, 2005 7:56 PM
Your wish for tonight to be Christmas eve is granted! But you drank too much during all the excitement and passed out missing most of Christmas eve and the annual Christmas eve lingerie show put on by all the naughty ladies of the north pole-dancing society. 
I wish my house was all paid off!
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Tori
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on Wednesday, December, 28, 2005 1:45 PM
PING! It is, but then it EXPLODES!
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Thursday, December, 29, 2005 9:47 AM
H-Cup Calvin... Ever thought of going into ADVERTISING? 0_o
Anyways,
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I wish that all I see is Yusa!
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Tori
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on Friday, December, 30, 2005 2:15 PM
Being canniballistic as he is, he gobbles you whole and starts barfing his head off! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Erm...that must be his evil twin or something. Oh, wait... HE'S the evil one.
Maybe it's his GOOD twin?
Anyways,
you get your wish, and become me, and are eaten by Gary Numan's good twin.
I wish for lemony fresh vengance!
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