Riparian
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Posts: 106 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, March, 07, 2005 11:44 PM
Your wish for a MUFFIN is going along as well as could be expected, that is until it arrives on your doorstep. You see the wish givers misheard you... and thoguht you wanted a Muff Fin. (those are really rare fish you know! but on the bright side you can sell the fin for $1220.00 on the black market)
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 12:27 AM
You get the sink,but it's made of swiss cheese and all the water run through it and your house flood causing you, unfortunately, to drown...
I WISH FOR A TALKING MONKEY!!!!!!
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Riparian
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Posts: 106 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 12:31 AM
You get your talking monkey, but all he says is AFLAC!
I wish for a A gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater.
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 12:33 AM
The sweater is so hot that the gasoline catches on fire and you die again...
I WISH FOR A VISHIOUS CHIHUAHUA!!!!!!
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Riparian
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Posts: 106 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 12:42 AM
You get a Vicious Chihuahua, but it's soooo vicious, the only way you can take it out side is in a giant steel cage with little air slots, and a single hinged door that says "GO AWAY" on it. When ever you let anyone inside the cage, the viciousness of the chihahua is self evedent and you end up with a pile of picked clean bones.
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 12:51 AM
Uh... you get a... mad clown that... EATS the jerky and pez... and my vishious chihuahua chews on harrison fords head...
uh... a ELECTRONIC WISH GRANTING FOOTBALL THAT CAN BREAKDANCE AND BEAT KHCOM FOR THE GBA!!!!!!!!
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Riparian
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Posts: 106 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 1:47 AM
You get the football... and it says on the box that it can Beat Khcom for the GBA... but you don't have any batteries for it, and in little tiny print you see the disclaimer "MUST BE CONNECTED VIA THE 'Game Boy Advance Cable' TO A GAMCUBE WITH AN IKARUGA SAVE FILE ON IT" You dont have that either... the Ikaruga save file I mean....
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CalvinSpiff II
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 1:27 PM
I misheard you... and thoguht you wanted a Type 2 Fin...
I wish I had fish!
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Boingo_Buzzard
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 1:35 PM
You get the fish that someone already previously had wished for, and now it's all spoilt, fly infested and missing eyeballs.
I wish for a new job
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Riparian
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Posts: 106 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 2:14 PM
You get a new job, but only after you find out that at your old job.. they have decided to start giving out company cars, and bonuses.
I wish for a version of the Bible rearranged so that all the letters are in alphabetical order.
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Tori
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 7:50 PM
You get your version of the bible, and, sadly, it becomes a crazy religion...
I wish for....
uh...
A pan galactic gargle blaster!!!!
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 8:31 PM
you recieve your gargle blaster but in the hands of danger, you realize its a bubble blaster...
I wish i knew what to wish for...
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Traahn
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Posts: 3,301 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2005 9:38 PM
You figure out what to wish for, but by then it's too late.
I wish for everyone here to have a happy life.
    
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Riparian
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Posts: 106 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Wednesday, March, 09, 2005 11:16 AM
| Traahn Wrote:I wish for everyone here to have a happy life. |
Everyone here has a Happy life, but then we have no reason to come to the TRON-SECTOR to get happy!!!!!! :O
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Tori
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Wednesday, March, 09, 2005 11:45 AM
You get it, but you decide to give it to a little kid, and it scares the kid to death! (Poor little kid)
I wish that I could have a Tom Servo squeaky toy that glew in the dark!
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Boingo_Buzzard
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Wednesday, March, 09, 2005 12:16 PM
You do, but the "glow" comes from radioactive material, which causes all your hair to fall out. 
I wish I had a shoehorn, the kind with teeth.
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CalvinSpiff II
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Wednesday, March, 09, 2005 1:26 PM
It eats you.
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Boingo_Buzzard
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Posts: 0 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Wednesday, March, 09, 2005 1:43 PM
You get Curt Schilling.
I wish I could bathe in a vat of chicken drippings.
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Riparian
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Posts: 106 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Wednesday, March, 09, 2005 2:09 PM
Boingo_Buzzard Wrote:
I wish I could bathe in a vat of chicken drippings. |
You show up all ready for your chicken drippings bath, swimming trunks and towel, but once again someone missheard you. they thought you wanted chicken droppings. Ewwww
I wish for a metallic sphere about the size of a grapefruit. The sphere accurately reflects the contents of the room . . . except for the person holding it.
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Hikaru.EXE
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Posts: 1,005 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Wednesday, March, 09, 2005 9:40 PM
When you get it you see a reflection but its screwed up and since its perfectly accurate it messes up your room...
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I wish the next post corrupts my wish....
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