Is this lunacy even funny anymore?

Sark: *to Neelix* We are agents of the Master Control Program. We carry his direct authorization. You will not obstruct us.
Me: The ICP resemblance from that dude is so thick you could cut it with a knife...
Neelix: Master Control Program? I'm afraid I don't know him.
Thorne: Ignore him. He is not of consequence. I am. I am-
Me: Shut up.
Neelix: Neelix to Bridge. Intruder alert.
Me: Say hello to the security team, boys...
Mickymouse: Why do we need that? We're all freinds here.
Me: You don't know these dudes...
Email dude: W-w-where are we?
Me: Not where Sark wants to be. Which is good for you, I guess. The brig here isn't nearly as bad as the Game Grid.
*A security team enters*
Me: I guess Voyager's brig isn't that bad...
Sark: WE are agents of the Master Control Program. We bear his direct-
*over-paranoid security dude stuns him*
Dillinger: I'm FREE! *pulls Sark's unconcious body off him, tries to run, and gets stunned*
Tuvok, at head of team: Curious. The faces of these two are exactly alike.
Thorne: *starts gathering an energy ball* I do not know who you are, but I will not tolerate being treated like a prisoner...I AM THE MASTER USER! I AM NO ONE'S PRISONER!*finishes yelling and lobs the energy ball*
Tuvok: *tries to stun him but the phaser beam gets corrupted and corruption travels down the beam and infects the phaser*
*the energy ball hits Neelix, part of his chest turns green and he passes out*
Thorne: The energy should have done more damage...curious..
Tuvok: Computer, level 9 forcefield around the intruders.
*a forcefield goes up aroud us*
Me: Stuck in a forcefield with Thorne...I should be scared...I mean I should be scareder...
Thorne: *corrupts forcefield*
Me: Is he trying to escape or just correcting my relative un-scaredness?
*the field derezzes*
Me: I guess that answers my question...
*phasers fire, and pretty much everyone except Thorne is stunned*
Later...
*I wake up in sickbay. I can hear the Voyager brass talking. Janeway, Tuvok, and the Doctor. They're talking about us. (For those who don't know, the Doctor is a sentient hologram. He has no name.)*
Me: (thinks) Wow. Janeway. And me. In the same room. *sits up. Thorne is pacing around a biobed. Sark is doing the same thing, only muttering to himself. Dillinger is in bed, staring at the ceiling. The blue email dude is looking around, but only in a certain area. There must be forcefields around us. Mickey is sitting on his biobed like a good little boy. Everyone else is doing whatever they'd be doing. Neelix is still out and more corruption has spread up his chest*
Doctor: It's odd. The girl and the man with the brown hair read human. The mouse like creature is just that, a rodent. All the others...I can't say. They have energy signatures similar to those of a hologram like myself, but...different somehow. I feel like I should know it, but I don't.
Thorne: Enough of this. *corrupts the forcefield holding him and the field derezzes* Return me to where I rightfully belong, and I may-
Me: *distraction* DUUUUUUUUUDE! THERE ARE GRIDBUGS ALL OVER YOU!
Thorne: Wha?!
*the door swooshes, and in walks...*
Seven: Hello Doctor. I have come for-*sees us* What is happening?!
Me: I really AM on Voyager...*passes out*




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Me: *comes back to conciousness* Dude, Seven of Nine...this is too wierd...and cool, sort of...
Thorne: *gathers an energy ball* You will return me to the corrupted server. Now.
Janeway: We can't do that. We'll try to help you get back where you belong, but not if you threaten us.
*suddenly and without warning we, including Voy-dudes, end up back at MCP tower*
Me: Welcome back to here.
MCP: Have you recovered Dillinger?
Sark: Yes, Master Control. Dillinger successfully recovered.
Dillinger: *wimpers*
Sark: We also have a new conscript for the Grid. He claims you will be derezzed.
MCP: Examine his code and give me the results. I'll see if he's got any functions I want.
Email dude: *wimpers*
Me: Would everyone quit wimpering here? I've been doomed before and I never wimpered once.
Janeway: Where have you taken us?
Me: Well, technically you're on Earth, but hundreds of years ago. And you're inside a computer.
Janeway: How is that possible?
Tuvok: Fascinating.
Neelix: *wakes up* Where am I?
MCP: SCILENCE! Back to absorbing the so-called User!
Dillinger: *wimpers*
Weyoun: I wish he'd stop that...
Sark: He will when he's derezzed.
Weyoun: What does "derezzed" mean?
Me: Take a number, Weyoun. And shut your clapper.
Sark: Clapper?
Thorne: Scilence.
Neelix: I still don't know where I am...
Weyoun: Take a number, as she would put it.
Thorne: I said SCILENCE!
MCP: I already said that...
Seven: That is irrelevant.
Me: I think she means "whatever"...
MCP: Whatever...

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Me: Well, actually, no it wouldn't. I don't think I'd be able to stand TWO Feyds, let alone one.

Tom Servo: *To MCP* Wow. You're made with about the WORST special effects, and the lowest amount of imagination, I think I've ever seen!

Joel: Again. Disney.

Tom Servo: Oh, right, sorry.

Crow: Why is Sting in this movie?

Me: For the last time...you're not in a movie. Sting's version of Feyd Rautha Harkhonen accidently appeared here...just like you guys. None of you accualy belong here or anything.

Tom Servo: Yeah...and who is that? *Points to me.* She must be an unknown actress or something.

Me: YOU ARE NOT IN A MOVIE, IDIOTS!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?!

Dillenger: *Whimpers*

Me: You can stop that, now. I'd realy appreciate it if you did. Thanks.

Feyd: I WANT TO SEE MY TWIN!!

MCP: SILENCE, ALL OF YOU! STOP WITH THE YELLING!

Me: You really want to see your twin? I mean, REALLY want to see your twin?

Feyd: YES!

Me: You're sure?

Feyd: YESS!!!

MCP: What did I JUST say about the yelling?

Me: Ok...fine. I can't beleve I'm doing this, but hopefully, it'll make you shut-up. *Finds, and rezzes in the Feyd from the mini-series*

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Me: If there was, I wouldn't give it to YOU.

Movie Feyd: Why do you need soap?

Mini-series Feyd: Who cares? Let's go to my world now, twin! *Both versions of Feyd dissappear*

Me: YAY! They're gone!! Woo hoo!!

Tyler: I NEED SOAP! I MUST DESTROY THINGS!! I LOVE DESTRUCTION!!

Me: Even if there was soap in the digital world, it wouldn't work as explosives.

MCP: Oh, plotting against me, are you? We'll just see about that... *Decides that he won't do anything at all.*

Tyler: Why? I want to know why it wouldn't work. Please tell me!

Joel: Because, you're an idiot.

Me: Hey, Tyler's not an idiot!

Tyler: You called me an idiot. Now you must pay. But we need to follow the rules of Fight Club, or else I'll get confused. The first rule of Fight Club is...*He trails off*

Joel: Should we leave him to his speech, and you try to get me back home?

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MCP: Silence. It is not funny at all, so called user.

Me: The number is 2000! Say it with me...Two...thous...and.

MCP: NO! THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!! NO SUCH THING!!!

Tyler: 2000. It's an easy number to say.

MCP: NO!!!! STOP!!! STOP MAKING NOISE WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!

Me: I guess I'll send Tyler home too...

Tyler: No...I wanna destroy the giant red talking building! Please?

Me: I'm sorry, but I can't allow it. Besides, he's going to get destroyed by Tron at one point, and then his second version will get destroyed by ME. HAHA!

MCP: NO I WON'T! I'M NOT GOING TO GET DESTROYED!!! I'M NOT!!!!

Me: *Sends Tyler back home* There. Now, you won't have to deal with Tyler's annoyingness.

*The three main characters from Black Books rezz in...somehow...*

Bernard: Where in god's name are we?

Manny: It looks like some kind of video game.

Fran: What horrible outfits. They're ghastly. Look at them.

MCP: Oh, the randomness.

Bernard: I don't care where we are, as long as they have wine here.

Dillenger: *Whimpers*

Manny: What is that man doing?

Me: Ignore him. He's just being very annoying at the moment.

Bernard: Oh, good. A local. Excuse me, but do you have any wine here?

Me: Sorry, but no.

Fran: How can you STAND wearing such horrible outfits?

Me: For your information, I quite like them. Thank you.

Manny: This game is great and everything, but I'd realy like to go home.

Me: Well, thanks to Bernard's fear of robot overloards, your bookshop doesn't have any computers. I'm amazed that you've even rezzed in here at all.

Manny: So, that's a 'No' to going home?

Me: Sorry. At least for the moment, it is.

Bernard: Great....just great....we're stuck with a bunch of other people.

Fran: Did you lock the bookshop, Bernard?

Bernard: Did you lock the bookshop, Manny?

Manny: *Sweatdrop*

Me: This is better than watching the show!! HAHA!!

Manny: *Is suddenly on a lightcycle* Hey, guys, this is great! Look at this!

Me: HEY! THAT'S MY LIGHTCYCLE!! GIVE IT BACK!!

Fran: Oooh! I'm next on the video game motorcycle! Me next!! *Suddenly gets her own lightcycle* YAY!!

Bernard: You two are acting like children. You shoud stop it before it's too late.

MCP: Silence! They might derezz eachother!

Me: But..*Sniff* That's my lightcycle...it's mine...*Cries*

MCP: Can't you share??

Me: NO! Manny's gonna break it!

Bernard: FINALY! Someone who doesn't trust him with stuff. I thought I was the only one...

Manny: I'll get you, Fran!

Fran: No you won't! I'm winning!!

Manny: Not if I win first!

MCP: None of you are winning yet.

Manny and Fran: Yes we are! One of us is winning!

MCP: Whatever.

Me: Give...me...back...my...lightcycle!

Bernard: Oh, don't worry. He'll get bored with it, and you can take the three of us back home.

Me: I hope so.

MCP: SILENCE! I'm trying to watch the destruction!

Me: What destruction?

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ICP 1:I found an anomaly.

*Disc Loads rocket launcher*

ICP 2:I'll head to the sec rezzer.

ICP 1:OHMYGODIMDEAD.

Wing:Hey why'd you digitize me.

MCP:Who is your user!?

Wing:Give me that launcher.

Disc:Wing is my user.

MCP:I said who is your user and my toe hurts.

Disc:Forget it high and mighty Master Control.

MCP:WHAT!

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Wing:Ok*loads launcher*

*Wing fires at the MCP*

*weird exploding sounds and images from Metroid:Fusion*