My friend takes fencing classes, and he's such a gentleman:
"Cameron, I don't think I can hit a girl."
"Tanner, you're not hitting her. You're just going to stab her."
Also, the same friend was one the phone with his gf (Mandy) as he got me a cup for something to drink. I saw him get a paper towel, clean it out, and the towel was brown.
Me: I'm not drinking out of that!
Tanner: Relax it was just Nesquik.
Me: Oh okay.
Mandy (over thephone): Were you guys talking about me?
Me: Yes. You're full of Nesquik and Tanner had to clean you out.
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Haha! That's a certain wtf moment.
"A lot of things happen to some people; To other people, they don't happen" - shadow_user
I'm going to start using this phrase more often. Sorry for the declaration of plagarism shadowuser.
Now what I have to tell you isn't really a single quote but it led to a lot of other ones.
so my exgf Katie was pondering what to get me for Valentines day and about two weeks in advance she calls me and asks "Do you like pirates or ninjas?" So I responded "Oh I don't really care, either way."
"If you don't answer I'll just assume you like ninjas."
Valentines day came and she got me a FRIGGIN BOX SET FULL OF NINJA CRAP. Little plastic katanas and throwing knives and stars and crazy ninja magnets.. wooden ninja statues, ninja letter openers, ninja plates, ninja pretty much everything.
and I got her a box of chocolates so she was mad at me.
that led her to believe that I liked everything ninja and was obsessed with ninjas when I really didn't care for them either way. So every conversatino we had usually ended up about ninjas or something. and she would always ask me "So hows the ninja thing going?" and I would say "Pretty good I guess." and she would give me advice on ninjas, like "You should go to Hot Topic and buy a ninja sweatshirt" "You should take some martial arts to become a ninja" "You would look so cute in a ninja outfit!" and then I think she broke up with me when she found out I really wasn't into ninjas.