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MutoidMan
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Happy Valentine's Day!

on Thursday, February, 14, 2008 3:47 PM
For the second year in a row my wife and I are dining at... White Castle! Having a cool wife is the greatest!

We have our reservations - yes, you need to make reservations - and are looking forward to the fun of being greeted and seated by a maitre d' and then having our order taken and brought to us. Anybody else hitting the Castle for some Slyders served with a side of high-brow tonight?where to buy abortion pill ordering abortion pills to be shipped to house buy abortion pill online

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TheReelTodd
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!

on Thursday, February, 14, 2008 7:47 PM
Well look at Mr. Fancy-pants over here!

Just kidding.

Sounds like a really cool experience... wait a minute, what kind of place is While Castle? We don't have any around here.

** searches White Castle **



Ok, it looks like Mr. Fancy-pants is more like Mr. Eat-n-go without breaking the wallet! Whew! Now I don't feel as bad. I didn't take the wife out at all - just bought her some flowers and a lovey-dovey-sappy Valentine card. She loves those.

I'm taking her out in style this weekend though. We're going to a place that is so prestigious that they have giant arches of gold - not just one arch, but TWO of them, right in front of the establishment for the whole world to see. I'm not clowning around either!

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!

on Thursday, February, 14, 2008 7:58 PM
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death-program
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!

on Thursday, February, 14, 2008 9:44 PM
Hit the wrong button there, TRON.dll?

For Valentine's Day I got a Weird Al CD. Awesomeness!

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TRON.dll
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!

on Thursday, February, 14, 2008 10:23 PM
No, I was actually replying to Todd's comment there. You know, "two golden arches", "not clowning around".

For Valentine's Day, I got CANDY!

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death-program
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!

on Friday, February, 15, 2008 12:20 AM
Oh, yes. I didn't get that the first couple times around.

And candy, yes, I got that too. My teeth hurt.

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on Friday, February, 15, 2008 11:22 AM
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TRON.dll
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!

on Friday, February, 15, 2008 11:41 AM
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Nice job there, Mr. Sinistar!

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