So, what happens when The Pearl docks at Crystal Lake?

That's right, programs and babetrons, I'm BACK!
Much has happened since my last contact from reality.
I got a job (Blockbuster), graduated (gasp?!), started college, attended Hallowcon (where I was sold as a slave to four women and eight men and finished off the night making out with some dude's 19 year old...wife...long story), got promoted to a management position, called my Stats teacher a "Null Unit", dropped that class, turned 19, jammed away in the Motlow Jazz Band, and to top all that off, I'm going to Australia this summer of my own accord to visit a girl named Vivien (whose name happens to be engraved on the inside of the ring I am currently wearing).

So...what's new? ^.^

Hey Vortex, long time no see. Looks like you've been keeping pretty busy in the meantime!

Some interesting tales ye have to tell there . . . arrr, ye scallywag. Arrr, and 'tis a fine pirate's costume ye have there for Halloween.

*Shadow stands there, gathering dust*