NoExcuses Wrote:Me, looking insane as per usual. You can't tell that well in this picture, but I have stupidly long hair. Unfortunately this leads to me being mistaken for a girl from behind.

I know watchoo mean. my pitcha's coming up soon.

I´m here with some friends in the Episode III Premier
( I know, I know... we are Freaks )

And you can see that The Incredibles pleased me
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Kamui Wrote: TheReelTodd Wrote: NoExcuses Wrote:Hey, I do that too! Usually, if a chav (Chav on Wikipedia) sees me or my brother (he has dreadlocks), they tend to shout, 'get a f**kin' haircut!', which is now something I shout at other people I see with long hair around school. Thanks for the Wiki-link to "chav". Amazingly, the word fits quite well for its definition. For the rest of y'all in a nutshell - a "chav": Funny thing... I'm not sure what the American equivalent of that word is, but we've got idiots like that too. They seem to be in search of an identity, but came up short, so they went with that look. Of course, in some communities, I'm sure that look is actually considered fashionable. Then again - who am I to talk about looks? I'm not exactly fashionable myself. But I AM me! ALL me, baby! You forgot to add that their accomying dialogue goes something like "Fo Shizzal" or "Da gangsta'" or something. We here in Canada, tend to call them "rappers." ~Kamui.EXE

nope. that's all wrong. since i'm exposed to chavs on a daily basis, i can state that they don't say "fo shizzle" or anything like that.

below is [luckily] the only photo of a chav i have in my collection [disregard my friend in the foreground, he's not important right now]
now the top 5 phrases of this chav are:
1) shu' up. arh'll cut you first! [after someone comments on how all chavs shoult be removed from existance]2) look at the rack on that [referring to breasts on a girl as she walks past. it is said loud and with in earshot of the girl. usually accompanied by a wolf whistle]3) naahmsaayn? [roughly translated to "you know what i'm saying?"
4) one of the worst words i've ever heard. it has 4 letters, starts with a C and ends in a T. you work out the rest. [but i wouldn't reccomend it]5) fag break! [for those that don't know: a fag is a cigarette in the UK]
aparrently England is one of the most antisocial countries in europe. that fact makes me want to jump off a bridge, it really does.
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Sketch Wrote:Ah, photo references. Heh heh heh.

yes indeed, what you see above [apart from Conor, who's a brilliant chap], is an actual real-life chav. with actual bling, actual hair that is so gelled you could cut yourself on it and an actual pocketknife somewhere inside that nylon coat [i've been prodded by then knife in the leg, not stabbed, prodded, but it still hurt.

they're hateful creatures, and the bane of britain. they should be wiped out

[somewhere just then, chavs all around the uk thought "i'll cut you first!"]

Prankster bit Wrote: now the top 5 phrases of this chav are: 1) shu' up. arh'll cut you first! [after someone comments on how all chavs shoult be removed from existance]2) look at the rack on that [referring to breasts on a girl as she walks past. it is said loud and with in earshot of the girl. usually accompanied by a wolf whistle]3) naahmsaayn? [roughly translated to "you know what i'm saying?" 4) one of the worst words i've ever heard. it has 4 letters, starts with a C and ends in a T. you work out the rest. [but i wouldn't reccomend it] 5) fag break! [for those that don't know: a fag is a cigarette in the UK]

Where I live, there's a fine line between "Chavs" and drunks. "Chavs" are more the rapper types over here with a bit of deliquintism in them. And the drunks are like Chavs but not quite there. They're on some sort of other level sorta like the one you'e describing. The said drunks usually take the form of society's freeloaders and if given too much of a certain beverage, will be prone not to getting angry but to getting "stabby." Also far more prone to the use of the line "Shut up and I will cut you" styled lines. But anyways, back to the Kamumentary on the exciting world of Kamui's Local Canadian Chavs. Actual Chavs should not be confused with it's other counterpart as the "Chique Chav" which only dresses and mildly act the part from time to time. However, on the part of acting "Chique Chav" certain dialects/"interesting" wording is in use frequently just to sound a little more tough than they really are. However, on occasion, one can find "Chique Chavs" not using such wording at all. They just dress the part and have no clue what's going on at all. As far as the native language of the real local "Chavenites" we see that similar to the UK counterpart, they have a similar dialect as quoted from above. However, there are key differences (EI: Shag = Austin Powers Definition... you know what that is; Shag = local definition... a type of fundraser party. I'm not joking about this. It's as local as a type of pastery.) One can find in the local dialect is the absesnce of the C word (On which I never took seriously anyways because it looks like the illiterate version of "Can't" and it just sounds so stupid when actually verbally spoken.) but it is replaced with the ever available F word which can be used as an adjective, adverb, verb and/or noun. Here we can see a close up shot of what a "Chav" looks like and what a drunk looks like *Wanders off with a camera in to a local pub. A short while later, there's a whole bunch of angry shouting. Races out* And so concludes this Kamuimentary on the styles and habits of drunks and Chavs. Join me next week when we examine the ups and downs of the emo kids.


*Kamumentary ends with some of that National Geographic music that always plays in the intros of their TV shows.*

~Kamui.EXE

You know... almost every post your pic thread usually turns in to a "chav" story thread for some reason.

Anyways, alright! You guys have totally pushed me! I am going to post my picture. I'm sorry I couldn't get a higher quality one but I think this one works for all intensive purposes.





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Did you really think I was human! Behold! For I am a small Siamese kitty ready to wreak havoc on your screens! All your mice perpherals belong to me!

~Kamui.EXE

Lew Wrote:Me on holiday in the US (San Diego, CA) last summer.

I call this picture "Stickin' it to the man!".

Here's a heavily photoshopped pic that a friend made for me. He actually owns the original Tron costume and, despite my constant nagging, will probably never sell it for any amount of money.

The cheezy 'stache was being grown for a mustache contest a bunch of friends were having to raise money for charity.

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