Yeah.... I do... ^^;

Anyways, what I'm looking for is insults that Sark would most likely use (Minus the ones he used in the movie) or say. I'd imagine that he would have a very dry sense of humor. The reason? I have a very interesting and fun project that needs quite a few Sark-isms.

So can anyone help me come up with some very Sark-ish insults?

Thanks! ^^;

~ Kamui.EXE

: Hey, bit brain, you reek of user support!
: If you lose it, fail to follow commands, or break it, you will
(me) : But you broke yours once.
: Well, i'm special, the Master Control Program says so.

Boingo_Buzzard Wrote: "Blockhead!" "I should banish you to a removable drive!" "You're why the delete button was invented." "I'm sick of playing against wussy QC testers" ( Dave... jk!!!) "You and I don't exactly have binary compatibility. Prepare to terminate!"

Those are some great one-liner'd Sark-isms, Boingo!

I really need a lot of these in order for my ubber project to work. So please keep them comming!

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"You obviously missed the Common Sense Patch."
"Do you have a newer version I could be talking to instead?"
"You were freeware, weren't you?"
"Tell me you're just the demo version."

Oh... and I forgot to add something here that I should have mentioned sooner. I need at least 25 ot more of these one liners. So I really need a lot of them. ^^;;;

Sorry about that!

~Kamui.EXE

FreedomForever Wrote:"If you ran the system, there'd be a fatal error due to stupidity." "There must have been an error; I didn't request a bit to run that function, I requested a program." "Ever heard of properly maintaining your header code?" "There must be competent programs out there somewhere...I'm just not finding them." Spent. I'll try to come up with more if you think these are any good.

Those are pretty good alright. I really like these, FF!

~Kamui.EXE

"You are an utter waste of memory space."

"You know, there are some programs who get updated every few megacycles...What? You mean you're not the '78 version? My mistake..."

"I've seen tanks more manueverable than you on a lightcycle."

"I'd derezz you right now, but I don't want to get stupidity all over my disc."



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"even the standard sub-standard grid training is too complex for you"

"there's a place for programs like you, it's called the Recycle bin"

"is any part of you actually program? all i can see are bugs"

"A one wheeled lightcycle can calculate faster than you"

"Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your Header?"

"Go ahead, tell me everything you know. It'll only take 3 nanocycles"

""

that's enough for now

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Wow! There's are a lot of awesome Sark-isms. Well! I got to 25 exactly. Thanks, guys!

If anyone wants to add anymore, I will add them to the list I have right now but for the most part, I have enough to complete said "project." Any others will be extra (Which is nice actually.) and will be picking the bext from the extra Sark-isms.

Thanks, guys for all your help!

~Kamui.EXE

FreedomForever Wrote: Kamui Wrote:Hey guys, "Help desk" ~Kamui.EXE I think I see it now...this has potential to be highly amusing.

Shh! Don't give it away completely! I want people to not 100% expect it!

~Kamui.EXE