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Qix77
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 12:40 PM
MutoidMan Wrote:
Boingo_Buzzard Wrote:
MutoidMan Wrote:
TheReelTodd Wrote:
DaveTRON Wrote:Oh, and that video sucks!

Yeah - like a cheap, toothless, crack-smoking prostitute!

Wait... so is that good or bad?

Good. It would be bad if she were an expensive toothless, crack-smoking prostitute.


Ah, OK.


Yeah... Don't you hate it when there are too many expensive toothless, crack-smoking prostitutes and not enough cheap, toothless, crack-smoking prostitutes? It's things like that make me wonder about life... lol


 
Boingo_Buzzard
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 1:03 PM
Qix77 Wrote:
Yeah... Don't you hate it when there are too many expensive toothless, crack-smoking prostitutes and not enough cheap, toothless, crack-smoking prostitutes? It's things like that make me wonder about life... lol

Yes. I HATE waiting in line, but I'll be damned if I'll pay a lot of money for something I can get just as good for less.





 
TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 6:58 PM
MutoidMan Wrote:
TheReelTodd Wrote:
DaveTRON Wrote:Oh, and that video sucks!

Yeah - like a cheap, toothless, crack-smoking prostitute!

Wait... so is that good or bad?



Ok, I thought you'd all get my pun.

I have to be tactful how I spell this out..

It's all about the verb - NOT the actual prostitute. The prostitute descriptors were not really relevant, just added to intensify the message a tad. You dig? Nothing to do with the experience of being with a prostitute being good or bad. Again - it was a verbal pun.

I could have made a vacuum cleaner reference, but I went for the hooker thing. I thought it would be a little funnier.




 
TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 7:00 PM
Boingo_Buzzard Wrote:
MutoidMan Wrote:
TheReelTodd Wrote:
DaveTRON Wrote:Oh, and that video sucks!

Yeah - like a cheap, toothless, crack-smoking prostitute!

Wait... so is that good or bad?

Good. It would be bad if she were an expensive toothless, crack-smoking prostitute.



Ahhhh! It's about the VERB! NOT the prostitute being good or bad.

Oh man.

** chuckling **



 
TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 7:02 PM
Qix77 Wrote:Yeah... Don't you hate it when there are too many expensive toothless, crack-smoking prostitutes and not enough cheap, toothless, crack-smoking prostitutes? It's things like that make me wonder about life... lol



It's not about the hooker being good or bad or toothless - it's about the...

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TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 7:03 PM
Boingo_Buzzard Wrote:Yes. I HATE waiting in line, but I'll be damned if I'll pay a lot of money for something I can get just as good for less.

AHHHHH!

You're killing me here!





Note to self - use vacuum cleaner pun next time something that SUCKS is brought up.




 
MutoidMan
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 7:13 PM
TheReelTodd Wrote:
MutoidMan Wrote:
TheReelTodd Wrote:
DaveTRON Wrote:Oh, and that video sucks!

Yeah - like a cheap, toothless, crack-smoking prostitute!

Wait... so is that good or bad?



Ok, I thought you'd all get my pun.

I have to be tactful how I spell this out..

It's all about the verb - NOT the actual prostitute. The prostitute descriptors were not really relevant, just added to intensify the message a tad. You dig? Nothing to do with the experience of being with a prostitute being good or bad. Again - it was a verbal pun.

I could have made a vacuum cleaner reference, but I went for the hooker thing. I thought it would be a little funnier.

I'm sure most of us got the pun!

However... the hooker thing was just looked like it would be a lot of fun to play off of, so I did! Other people played along--as I had hoped--and we created a fun (if somewhat perverted) tangent!



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TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 7:24 PM
MutoidMan Wrote:I'm sure most of us got the pun!

However... the hooker thing was just looked like it would be a lot of fun to play off of, so I did! Other people played along--as I had hoped--and we created a fun (if somewhat perverted) tangent!


Yeah - it was funny reading the ever-mutating hooker gags in the following posts.

You all had me chuckling over here as I read through them!
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Sketch
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 8:36 PM
Aren't you all forgetting the cheap blind, toothless, amputee, crack-smoking prostitutes? They need cash too.

Oh the mental images that creates.

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MutoidMan
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 10:40 PM
Sketch Wrote:Aren't you all forgetting the cheap blind, toothless, amputee, crack-smoking prostitutes? They need cash too.

Oh the mental images that creates.

I've got you beat Sketch:

Cheap, blind, toothless, amputee, crack-smoking transvestite prostitutes!

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"We are, after all, not God." - Cmdr. J. J. Adams
"C is for cookie. That's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster
"If money is the root of all evil, I'd like to be a bad, bad man." - Huey Lewis & the News

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Qix77
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 10:50 PM
MutoidMan Wrote:
Sketch Wrote:Aren't you all forgetting the cheap blind, toothless, amputee, crack-smoking prostitutes? They need cash too.

Oh the mental images that creates.

I've got you beat Sketch:

Cheap, blind, toothless, amputee, crack-smoking transvestite prostitutes!

Ready to puke yet?

Oh... You mean Michael Jackson?? lol

Ok... Now I'm puke'n....


 
Jademz
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Thursday, January, 19, 2006 11:11 PM
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ok, no more PUKE in mind. :@ oh


 
The PimpDragon
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Saturday, January, 21, 2006 10:53 AM
I just want to issue the following statement about the prostitute:

"I'm sorry I knocked out her teeth and crippled her. But, I don't take sole responsibility. Bitch didn't have my money and I gots ta set examples so my otha hoes don't fall outta line.

I will offer her at a discount rate. Contact me for pricing options."

- "The PimpDragon" Kevin Pauley


 
Boingo_Buzzard
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Saturday, January, 21, 2006 12:32 PM
The PimpDragon Wrote: Contact me for pricing options."

Do you have an unlimited plan? Or at least roll-over minutes?





 
TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Saturday, January, 21, 2006 12:37 PM
The PimpDragon Wrote:I just want to issue the following statement about the prostitute:

"I'm sorry I knocked out her teeth and crippled her. But, I don't take sole responsibility. Bitch didn't have my money and I gots ta set examples so my otha hoes don't fall outta line.

I will offer her at a discount rate. Contact me for pricing options."

- "The PimpDragon" Kevin Pauley



Oh - she was one of yours?

Well, it's just that I heard she really...

CRAP!

I've got to hold my funny comment. This is a PG-rated site, and what I was about to write was probably over the line just a tad for a place such as this.

TRON-Sector is not the place for this kind of humor. Or at least not what I was about to say.

But if you stop and think for a minute, let your mind get really raunchy. You might figure out what I was going to say, in direct regards to your comment. When you start grinning and feel a chuckle coming on, you probably got it.
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Qix77
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Saturday, January, 21, 2006 8:20 PM
TheReelTodd Wrote: TRON-Sector is not the place for this kind of humor. Or at least not what I was about to say.

See... What Todd was going to say was [censored] and [censored] [censored] [censored] , with the reguards of [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] .

But thats not all!!!

See it started when the monkey [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] and the chicken said [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] .

So... there you go....




 
The PimpDragon
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Sunday, January, 22, 2006 1:13 PM
I'm the only game in town that will allow you to BARTER for my hoes!

Right now, if you can get me a copy of Half-Life 2 for the X-Box, you can have "Ol' Toothless" for FIVE hours!

We're slashing prices left and right at "PimpDragon's World of Used Hoes"!


 
TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Sunday, January, 22, 2006 5:35 PM
Qix77 Wrote:See... What Todd was going to say was [censored] and [censored] [censored] [censored] , with the reguards of [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] .

But thats not all!!!

See it started when the monkey [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] and the chicken said [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] .

So... there you go....




Actually, I was going to say, since we were discussing how much Kiddie Devo SUCKS, and you have a toothless hooker, well, of course it only makes sense that she could [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] without having to worry about [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] since she hasn't got any teeth that might [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] anyway!



Ahh - nice move, Qix77. The censored tags save the day!
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TheReelTodd
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Sunday, January, 22, 2006 5:40 PM
The PimpDragon Wrote:I'm the only game in town that will allow you to BARTER for my hoes!

Right now, if you can get me a copy of Half-Life 2 for the X-Box, you can have "Ol' Toothless" for FIVE hours!

We're slashing prices left and right at "PimpDragon's World of Used Hoes"!

He he he.

Ok, I think we're beating this joke in to the...

Beating...

Hey - that's kind of funny!

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Qix77
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Re: Completely NOT DEVO.

on Sunday, January, 22, 2006 8:43 PM
TheReelTodd Wrote:

Ahh - nice move, Qix77. The censored tags save the day!

Thanks... lol....

But you're right about this being a PG rated forum... That way we can induce alot by using the censored tags... lol...

But in all serious-ness, I love the fact that we are PG rated. It shows maturity, and respect.... and that is one of the many reasons why I love Tron-Sector as much as I do....


 
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