i just got this in an email from a friend. i laughed when i read it, so i thought i'd share it with you:

The British in relation to recent bombings have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved'. Security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Meanwhile, the French government has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Neighbour, Italy has increased its alert level from "shout loudly and excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing". Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert level from "disdainful arrogance" to "dress in uniform and sing marching songs". Two higher levels remain: "invade Poland" and "lose"

Editors note: An increase in Germany to the highest alert level would of course require a rewrite of the traditional English folk song "Two world wars and one World Cup do dah do dah".

PB's note: just in case you're wondering, said folk song ISN'T a folk song.

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That was great

the grench are brilliant people, they really are.

and the language *WOW*

the french language is beautiful. of course, i can't understand a single word of it, but it just flows so...enigmatically. it's bliss to listen to.

German is just as good, but it's the only one that i understand.

here's a little story of one of my experiences:

during my fifth year of learning German, i went on a school holiday trip to the Rheinland. we went on a cruise down the river, past the
Lorelei rock [take a look at the photos] and back. on the boat, there was a slide to keep the children occupied. it was a really hot day. i saw a guy about 20 yrs go down the slide and just lie there at the bottom, then he got up and said "Das ist heiss".

for me, that was a revelation. it was the first time i'd heard someone speak a foreign language there-and-then, right in front of me, and i understood it. it felt so strange and so compelling.

good memories.
i'd give anything to go back there

...eh, it's just that if a brit makes a joke about brits, is he offensive?

I know the whole thing is silly and all...

This is just like the interview(s) from South Park the Movie.

These "Stereotypical European Attitudes" are just as full of fun and fact.



Thanks for sharing!!

Boingo_Buzzard Wrote: KiaPurity Wrote:...eh, it's just that if a brit makes a joke about brits, is he offensive? Only if someone was offended.

And in this case, no one really is.

Although, it reminds me of a quote from American Dad where he says "Hey! We're another shade safer today!"

~Kamui.EXE

foilism Wrote: I ran out of tea the other day. it was a bloody nuisance. never part an englishman and his tea.

rotfl. that's the spirit!
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