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Nikster Wrote: 6. For the last time, humans like to use the bathroom alone.

This is an odd one I cannot figure out. What is it about me on a toilet that enovkes interest to my pets? Is it that I am a captive audience?

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Nikster Wrote:My theory is that if they could talk they would probaly say... HEY!!! I GOTTA DRINK OUTTA THAT!!!

Of course, if they're like certain pets, they'd view that the "self-filling water dish" in the bathroom as being their's and the fact that we humans just so happens to soil their dish. (Dog: "Hey! Did you just see what they did to my water bowl?!" )

Anyways, it's apparent that cats can't read because usually when I close the door to the bathroom, they push it wide open, leap up on to my shoulders (In an irrisitably cute way) purr and curl up and go to sleep. I end up trying to shut the door with my feet while avoiding waking up my cat (Because you don't want to wake them up. They give cat guilt which just makes things a whole lot worse!) Then I have to wait for them to get bored and leave.... ^^;; Also, CD drives aren't really safe around them either. You're very likely to find teeth marks in the corners of the trays due to frequent random cat-attacks....

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I have 2 cats, they shed a lot, they sit on the forbidden tables and computer desks, they scratch the carpet and furniture, but I love them. If they could talk, I'd hardly be able to type this-they'd get in my face and yell, "Feed me!"

Cats are wierd...

one of my cats eats pistacios (SP?) and peanuts.

KiaPurity Wrote:My dogs don't like to be left alone, so they tend to crash into the bathroom door if I'm in it. o_O Having deaf dogs hit the bathroom door and wonder why it's not opening is kind of funny in a sad way ^^;;;

I once had a dog that was born blind. Poor girl knew how to get around though. She got ran over by a car and I really miss her. We had our funny moments, but she got around ok... she was like me... always following our noses... lol

My cat licks it's own ass........



Oh, wait, they all do that........nevermind.

Kamui Wrote: DaveTRON Wrote:My cat licks it's own ass........ Oh, wait, they all do that........nevermind. It's worse when they decide that directly after having done that, they lick you. ~Kamui.EXE

I always say that to the dog, it grosses my wife out...."Oh good boy. Oh, you've been licking your butt again!" She runs from the room.

Is there any conversation that we can't take too far?
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Kamui Wrote:My cat licks it's own ass........

My dog is WAY disgusting. She:

1) Eats poop. Not just cat poop, but horse and other dog's poop too. (It's not because of a bad diet, I feed her Iams, which is the best dog food out there. She just genuinely likes it.)
2) Eats cat vomit. YUM!!! It's her favorite.
3) Licks garbage cans, the floor, the carpet, and the barbeque.

Neat, huh?

Here's more


Dear dogs,

While you know I love you dearly, there are a couple of things that have been bothering me lately. I thought it might help me to get them off my chest. While I have tried to talk to you about it, you seem to miss the point. I thought perhaps a letter might lend it more weight.

1. Feeding time. I feed you adequate amounts of food, and moreover, do so every day, consistently. I would appreciate it if you would limit your enthusiasm at my every movement prior to 7:00 am and until after 10:00 pm. If I roll over in bed, this does not necessarily mean I am getting up to feed you. In the same way, shifting my position on the couch at night does not mean I am getting up to feed you. Also, I am grouchy in the morning when I get up. I would appreciate if if when I shower you not wait at attention at the bathroom door. Please wait until after I have had my coffee. I promise, I won’t forget to feed you. I know I did that once, but that was over 10 years ago and I would appreciate it if you would take into account my exemplary performance since that time.

2. Taking shits. In the mornings, I don’t think that you need to take 20 minutes to sniff and snort at every inch of grass on our small patch of lawn. Let me point out that you shit there twice a day, every day. Over the course of a month, that’s 60 poops each. I’m sure that if you somehow miss taking a dump on the absolutely perfect patch of grass, that you can try to hit it up the next day. Additionally, as I am the one who cleans it up, I can virtually gurantee you that you have shit, at some point or another, on every available inch of grass on that lawn.

3. Medical issues. You are taking advantage of me. I would like to point out, with respect to #2 above, that I would be much harsher with disclipline in this area if it weren’t for Molly’s new incontinence problem Not only did I have to take you, Molly, to the vet as you dribbled out urine in the reception area, I had to buy your medicine from a human pharmacist who I suspect didn’t believe me when I said the medicine was for my dog. Somewhere, there is a computer record of my name and a prescription for incontinence medication, all for your sake. So, just because I now feel obligated to wait and make sure you both squeeze every drop of urine out, doesn’t mean that you need to take advantage of me by taking 20 minutes to find the right spot.

4. The cat. There are a few issues with the cat. First off, I don’t think the cat terribly appreciates it when you sniff her butt. I realize that this is a time-honored canine ritual, but I would like to point out that the cat is not a dog, and therefore does not especially like having her butt sniffed vigorously by two 60 pound dogs. I think I speak for her when I say that lifting both her hind legs in the air as you shove your snouts in her private regions is just plain rude. Second, the litter box is her domain, not yours, and (I speak to you particularly here Emma), you should not be trying to eat her shit. As mentioned in #1, I feed you adequate amounts of food and there is no need to supplement your diet with tasty feline nuggets. I would like to point out that the jar of dog biscuits is for that purpose, and if you behaved properly more often, you might get more of those.

5. Grooming. You both shed enormous amounts of fur. I would very much appreciate if it, when I am brushing you, you not flop over immediately on your bellies. I realize that you like belly rubs, however, the fur on your back, neck and haunches is where the action is, fur-wise, and where I would like to concentrate my efforts. Additionally, when I bathe you, it would be nice if you stood somewhat still, and didn’t target your shakes at me. I think it would be just peachy if you would shake yourself off at some distance, instead of following me around as soon as I put down the hose and waiting until you are close to me to shake off.

6. Ass-licking. I realize that it is in<