Evil_Tom_Gu
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on Thursday, May, 11, 2006 3:04 PM
Granted but someone spills some instant-dry white paint over them!
I wish that I had multitudinous ducklings which could recite the whole works of Shakespeare...
       
May you protect your insanity, keep your long hair and think of the Bruce.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Thursday, May, 11, 2006 3:59 PM
They recite the works of Shakespeare and have an appetite for human flesh. Now I think that's quite a combination.
I wish for the weather to be good on Sunday so we can finish some filming...
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Evil_Tom_Gu
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on Thursday, May, 11, 2006 4:05 PM
Done! The filming is finished, but then gets deleted accidently and the world is doomed to bad weather FOREVER!!
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May you protect your insanity, keep your long hair and think of the Bruce.
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NoExcuses
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on Thursday, May, 11, 2006 4:08 PM
Granted, you now have a computer that YOUR NEW COMPUTER HAS JUST PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHUT DOWN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM
I wish for a no chav day.
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Thursday, May, 11, 2006 5:30 PM
You get your no chav day, but it is also a no existence day! The world ends on that same day! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I wish my last wish and a perfect TV and that all of it was indestructible an uncorruptable!
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Alan_One
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on Thursday, May, 11, 2006 7:33 PM
The TV so embodied perfection that it began to not only season pass your shows on Tivo, but shows it wanted to watch as well, filling the hard drive up with episodes of the View.
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FreedomForever
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on Thursday, May, 11, 2006 7:39 PM
You eat so much pizza you explode. Ew.
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NoExcuses
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Posts: 1,760 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, May, 12, 2006 11:34 AM
Unfortunately, you get a corrupted Canary Wharf. You have a bit of a hard time fitting it into your house...
I wish for a bit with the capability to not care.
Clu: Can we merge with this memory, Bit?
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shadow_user
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on Friday, May, 12, 2006 6:09 PM
| Alan_One Wrote:The TV so embodied perfection that it began to not only season pass your shows on Tivo, but shows it wanted to watch as well, filling the hard drive up with episodes of the View. |
Um... I didn't want a Tivo.
Anyway, NoExcuses, Your bit is so neglectful it doesn't even care for itself! the day after the day you recieve it, it dies of self-dehydration!! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! 
I wish for a real working clean new inexpensive white police lightcycle, and it had better not be "hot" as in stolen.
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Surk
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Posts: 259 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Friday, May, 12, 2006 6:27 PM
granted, but then it get destroyed by a criminal program mad at the law...
I wish I could do a backflip...
EDIT: you do mean police as law right? Or the band?
"How many times have I died now?"
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PrinceAuron
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on Sunday, May, 14, 2006 1:37 AM
You start to do a backflip, but there's a clipping issue, you get snagged, and as fail-safe kicks in, you are instantly derezzed.
I wish for a Power Ranger Morpher, Power Coin, Power Zords, and my own Command Center, complete with Alpha 5 and Zordon
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shadow_user
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Posts: 1,201 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Sunday, May, 14, 2006 11:30 AM
You get them, but I run over them with my repaired police lightcycle! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I wish for a culdcept card game. Seriously.. that game is AWESOME.
Re: EDIT. I mean the "freeze, scumbag!" police.
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Saturday, May, 20, 2006 9:16 AM
You get it, but it's just plain cards!
I wish I had card.
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I'm coming for you, people! You thought you'd defeated me, but I'm still here! I will kill you all! MWAHAHAH *cough wheeze* HAHAHA *hack cough* argh.
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FreedomForever
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on Saturday, May, 20, 2006 12:14 PM
Have fun carding wool for the rest of your life.
I wish for a hundred keyboards.
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NoExcuses
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on Saturday, May, 20, 2006 4:04 PM
You have a hundred keyboards, with all the sensors on the letters scrambled up - so you spend the next 12 years of your life working out a cypher for each keyboard!
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Surk
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Posts: 259 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Saturday, May, 20, 2006 10:55 PM
You get a red potato, but it's scalding hot and you burn yourself badly.
I wish I had a working TV projector bulb. (Darn thing 'sploded)
"How many times have I died now?"
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Capt_Capacitor
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on Monday, May, 22, 2006 5:43 PM
You put the bulb in and switch on the unit, but the bulb gets so hot that it melts through the bottom and falls on the floor, setting it on fire...
I wish I had an interstellar spacecraft capable of traveling at speeds so fantastic, they throttle the imagination!
All that is visible must grow beyond itself, and extend into the realm of the invisible
"and it glows like...TROOOOOON!!!!" - Tommy Talirico
"Nice, now you can have hours of fun playing with your thick glowing rod  " - Me
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FreedomForever
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on Monday, May, 22, 2006 8:44 PM
And it throttled your imagination! Poor imagination...poor you not having one....
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shadow_user
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on Monday, May, 22, 2006 9:09 PM
Finally, a response to this AWESOME thread!
You get your paperclip, but it gives you a papercut! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wish for cow.
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Surk
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Posts: 259 | Re: The corrupted wish game!
on Monday, May, 22, 2006 10:57 PM
shadow_user Wrote:Finally, a response to this AWESOME thread!
You get your paperclip, but it gives you a papercut! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wish for cow. |
WHADYA MEAN BY "FINALLY A RESPONSE"?!? THERE'S 55 PAGES OF RESPONSE!!!
 *cough*
Sorry about that.
You get th' cow, but it's 100 years old and rotting...
I wish I had a calmer personality.
(P.S. How can you get a papercut from a paperclip?)
"How many times have I died now?"
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