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Kamui
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Re: The corrupted wish game!

on Monday, October, 31, 2005 8:06 PM
You end up stealing my drawing powers and then I beat you over the head with a vastly oversized pencil for stealing my artistic powers!

I wish there was a cure for the common cold. (Not that I'm sick or anything.... but everyone else seems to be. Maybe I'm too good at being green and viral! ^^;; )

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SweatyPyro
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on Monday, October, 31, 2005 9:11 PM
It was invented by a mad scientist, who edits it into a massive power weapon that gets everyone sick with the common cold.

I wish people can be relaxed and happy.

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Tabulator
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on Monday, October, 31, 2005 9:54 PM
They are relaxed and happy, but they are so relaxed and happy they are too lazy to put out fires and all the cities in the world burn down.

I wish I had invented the light bulb.

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Kamui
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on Tuesday, November, 01, 2005 9:24 AM
Tabulator Wrote:They are relaxed and happy, but they are so relaxed and happy they are too lazy to put out fires and all the cities in the world burn down.

I wish I had invented the light bulb.

But you suddenly had to become Canadian to do it!

I wish for a purple monkey dishwasher!

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Tori
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on Tuesday, November, 01, 2005 3:21 PM
It turns into a monkey and throws poop at your clean dishes..


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sherm4040
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on Tuesday, November, 01, 2005 9:51 PM
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on Wednesday, November, 02, 2005 11:58 AM
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Tori
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on Wednesday, November, 02, 2005 6:30 PM
POOF!! There's less rain! But, sadly, this quickens Global Warming, and the world ends in about two days.

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harpo989
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on Wednesday, November, 02, 2005 6:42 PM
You do well in your speech tournament, but you do well losing it! And thus your insanity makes you run amuck and drink too much of the punch.

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Tabulator
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on Wednesday, November, 02, 2005 7:09 PM
You get free next day shipping, but the item remains out-of-stock for the rest of your life!

I wish I had 50 CDs.

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FreedomForever
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on Wednesday, November, 02, 2005 8:43 PM
....of the most annoying music you ever heard!









I wish I could draw...


 
Boingo_Buzzard
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on Wednesday, November, 02, 2005 11:09 PM


You draw..... BLOOD because you are now a vampire.

I wish I had twenty tons of gelatinous by-products.




 
harpo989
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on Thursday, November, 03, 2005 5:24 PM
You get twenty(20) tons of gelatinous by-products... On sale for ten times it's original price- one grand a pound.

I wish I'd have been the one selling those by-prouducts.

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Tori
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on Thursday, November, 03, 2005 6:28 PM
You were, but Boingo sues you for selling them at an unreasonable price.

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on Friday, November, 04, 2005 8:41 PM
the game is designed to run for 24 hours and keeps you up all night causing you to lose your job

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Boingo_Buzzard
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on Friday, November, 04, 2005 8:49 PM
You do, but you bring it to school and they take it away from you.

I wish I could live in a house made from nachos... with jalapenos.





 
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on Saturday, November, 05, 2005 11:33 AM
You get the house, but then you realise it has sprouted shot legs and walks to a cliff and jumps! The house tucks you in the chair - you're unable to escape. It takes you slowly to the nearest train station and boards a train to africa, after a long journey you arrive and the house sits to drink at a water hole on the african plains. but then the house EXPLODES but you escape. You flee to egypt till the later years of your life.

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Tabulator
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on Saturday, November, 05, 2005 2:19 PM
You do have more time, but you can't do anything with it other than sit and let things happen.

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on Saturday, November, 05, 2005 6:39 PM
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on Saturday, November, 05, 2005 7:18 PM
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