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KiaPurity
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Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Monday, June, 09, 2003 9:40 PM
...Just for something different! I opened a petting zoo with a cafe! (for energy drinks and such, of course, not eating the creatures )

The zoo has few grid bugs, Gorfians, and tronberries... Might want to add few more creatures. >.>

And they're all in their separate pens thanks to tronberries trying to doink the gorfians.

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Trace
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 12:28 AM
OOOooooOOOoOOoooo! Cute widdle fuzzy critters!!!!

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Nikster
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 12:47 AM
Are there any mulletrons????

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KiaPurity
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 12:54 AM
Of course. They're the new addition.

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Sketch
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 1:11 AM
*sketch walks up to one of the Gridbug energy pellet machines and gets a handful of pellets. He walks over to the gridbug area and feeds some of the baby gridbugs*

Awww. They're so cute. munch munch munch

*sketch starts to notice the gridbugs forming a small circle around him*

He he he. Easy little fellers. There's plenty of energy pellets to go around.

*some of the gridbugs begin crawling up his legs and on to his back*

Uh. Okay guys. *gulp* This isn't funny now.
Gah! I can't get em off! Ahhh! Okay, okay! Take it! TAKE IT!

*Sketch tries to fling the energy pellets away from him but it's too late, the baby gridbugs have formed a massive dogpile on him*


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Nikster
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 3:39 AM
Sketch Wrote:*sketch walks up to one of the Gridbug energy pellet machines and gets a handful of pellets. He walks over to the gridbug area and feeds some of the baby gridbugs*

Awww. They're so cute. munch munch munch

*sketch starts to notice the gridbugs forming a small circle around him*

He he he. Easy little fellers. There's plenty of energy pellets to go around.

*some of the gridbugs begin crawling up his legs and on to his back*

Uh. Okay guys. *gulp* This isn't funny now.
Gah! I can't get em off! Ahhh! Okay, okay! Take it! TAKE IT!

*Sketch tries to fling the energy pellets away from him but it's too late, the baby gridbugs have formed a massive dogpile on him*



Uh oh...


Neko? SIC 'EM!!!


Neko - 'Rowr? ROWR!!!! >( '

*Neko runs over to Sketch and starts swatting at the gridbugs, knocking them off. The gridbugs are stunned after Neko's attack, but otherwise unharmed*

You ok buddy?

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Trace
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 11:36 AM
Dang it, Nikster, it was just getting interesting!


 
Sketch
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 12:35 PM
*Sketch stagers back up and brushes himself off*
Thanks Nik.
That was a close call. I still think thier cute though.
Next time 'll just toss the food to them while outside of the pen. He he he.

*puts up a sign for everyones satey that reads: Enter gridbug pen at own risk if you have energy pellets*

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Speeder
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 1:11 PM
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foilism
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 1:32 PM
He He, this is cute!! I trust nothing here will bite, does trace bite, I can't trust her.



 
KiaPurity
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Tuesday, June, 10, 2003 10:15 PM
...I don't think Trace would like being an exhbit. o_O

(Hmm... there's so few of the red programs, though. Quick! They're becoming extinct!)

Darwin: *just... sips a mug of energy*

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Nikster
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 1:08 AM
Trace behind bars...hmmmm....


That would be oddly appropriate


*Neko and the gridbugs are now playing nicely together...they're taking turns chasing each other*
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Sketch
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 1:16 AM
Guess I'll check out the mulletrons. Sign says thier harmless...

*sketch walks over to the mulletron section*

Hmmm. Weird looking creatures. I thought they were extinct. Strange. Where did these things come from?

*Sketch looks closer at the mulletron. Without warning it jumps and facehugs Sketch in a death grip!*

MMMHHPPPPP!!!! MHHHHPPP!!! MMMHHPPPP!!!!!!!

*Sketch tries to pull the mulletron off his face but can't! He blindly runs around in a panic*


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Trace
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 1:41 AM
*Trace threatens the mulletron with clippers and it squeals and bolts back to its pen, releasing Sketch's face.*

Program, you have got to be more careful! Still, I didn't realize how dangerous a petting zoo could be!

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KiaPurity
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 2:32 AM
Oh, they need their sedatives...

Maybe I should rename the place to: "Kia Purity's Screwed up Creatures Zoo"...

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Nikster
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 3:17 AM
"Kia's Dysfunctional Pet World"



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Sketch
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 12:00 PM
*Sketch brushes himself off again*

Man, thanks Trace.

Sorry. I think this is a great petting zoo. I'm just a very accident-prone program is all.

*Little mulletron looks up at sketch*

Hey, hey now!

*Shows glowing disc (O) at mulletron. Scared it scuffles away*

He he. Guess they won't be doing that again.

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Speeder
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 12:16 PM
Yeah, you show'm Sketch!!!

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Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

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PyoChan
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 12:19 PM
Hey, now, Sketch... you gotta know how to approach these things... *whispers softly to mulletron* Here, here... *puts hand out slowly to feed mulletron an energy pellet; mulletron creeps slowly towards hand and nibbles at pellet* See? Nothing to it... *mulletron suddenly bites PyoChan's finger and skitters away with energy pellet* Ow! You little bast-- *grumbles*


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Speeder
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Re: Kia Purity's Petting zoo.

on Wednesday, June, 11, 2003 12:21 PM
Yep, that's how you do it!!!



Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

Sourcery by Terry Pratchett


 
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