My user is known as "Kenny Hitt".
He is 22 of his solar cycles old at the moment. He makes commercials for a living. I'm not sure what they are, but I think they're sorta like popups, except some users actually enjoy them, especially on a day called "Super Bowl Sunday". Not sure what the "Super Bowl" is, but I think it has something to do with something called "foosball".
He enjoys web design, which is great for me because that means my apartment gets a fresh remodeling every few months. But his maintenence schedule is terrible.
He also likes B-Movies, Disney cartoons, and has a thing for goth/punk/geek grrls