Tori
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 12:18 AM
It's..err...interesting.
http://www.thedeathpsychic.comThe death psychic.
I will be beaten to death by my next door neighbor..
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Sketch
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 12:58 AM
Heh...
You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
At least it's not something like You will mauled to death by a mob of rabid baby seals.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/blue_bezel/
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Prankster bit
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 5:44 AM
this is cool.
While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons.
you know, this, combined with the Death Clock is probably really spooky. this means:
on the 24th may 2072, i'm going to get shredded by a combine harvester. i will be 83 years old.order abortion pill abortion pill buy online where to buy abortion pill
words of wisdom from...
PranKsTeR BiT V2.0
 
 
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FreedomForever
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 11:08 AM
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
Okay...
I hope the thing is wrong...
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harpo989
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 4:51 PM
That's pretty halarious... 
"While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult."
Well... I think it's funny. maybe I'll e-mail him and try to get the free T-shirt.
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Surk
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 5:40 PM
Im gonna die of intetonal worms when eating at a new sushi place... AND SUSHI IS MY FAV FOOD!!!
 Im scared....
Heres one i did for fun
Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun.
WEEEEE!!!!
 
"How many times have I died now?"
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TheReelTodd
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 6:48 PM
| LET IT BE TOLD...After an encounter with a prostitute, you attempt to flee the scene without paying for her services. You are quickly caught by her pimp and bludgeoned with a tire iron. You are left in an alley and die from internal hemorrhage. |
Wow - I can totally see that happening to me, too!
I'd better change my ways! 
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KiaPurity
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on Sunday, October, 30, 2005 6:56 PM
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
Lordy. I'm never getting another hair cut.
Kia: Cool. I'm a infamous mythological perfect User.  
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