Hey everybody, if anyone has seen Mystery Science Theater 3000 then you know what this is about. I decided to try my hand at some humorous commentary on an old Ray Harryhausen classic. If any of you have seen Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers and have any ideas for jokes that I can plagiarize (ahem) I mean if you have any suggestions on how I can make this better please feel free to do so. Yes, the previous sentence was indeed grammatically incorrect and slightly confusing. This is part one and will be followed with more segments of the movie.