typicaltronname
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Posts: 1,667 | Things Star Wars Characters will Never say
on Sunday, February, 27, 2011 1:46 AM
Darth Vader: No Luke, I am your father!
Luke: Wait, let's rewind for a second. First, you cut my hand off. Then you tell me what my destiny is, then you tell me we can rule the galaxy?
Man, we are so going to be on Oprah now.....
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Oprah: Welcome back to the Oprah show, we're here with the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader and his son, Luke Skywalker, A Jedi.
Audience: OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
Oprah: So, Vader. You were an absentee father for much of your son and daughter's life. What made you want to have a part in their lives now, when they're all grown up?
Vader: *breathe in* *breathe out* **Vader crosses legs at the ankle** Well, Oprah, I want them to join the dark side, because it's their destiny....
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Posts: 20 | RE: Things Star Wars Characters will Never say
on Sunday, February, 27, 2011 2:30 PM
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Posts: 2,991 | RE: Things Star Wars Characters will Never say
on Thursday, March, 03, 2011 12:15 AM
Han Solo: Dude, where's my ship?
Luke: Where's your ship, dude?
Han Solo: (looking around) Dude, where's my ship?
Luke: Where's your ship, dude?
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Posts: 609 | RE: Things Star Wars Characters will Never say
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IsoLine
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Posts: 1,025 | RE: Things Star Wars Characters will Never say
on Thursday, March, 03, 2011 12:51 AM
Luke:But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters.
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typicaltronname
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Posts: 1,667 | RE: Things Star Wars Characters will Never say
on Saturday, March, 05, 2011 2:36 PM
Emperor Palpatine as a psychiatrist.
Patient: I just have so much anger towards my father. There are times I just want to punch him in the face!
Palpatine: I can feel your anger it gives you focus. Give in to your ang-- *Timer rings* Well, that's all the time we have for today. I feel we made excellent progress today. I'll see you next week!
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Posts: 593 | RE: Things Star Wars Characters will Never say
on Thursday, March, 31, 2011 1:15 AM
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Anikin: Yes, they deserved to die - and I hope they burn in hell!
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