I'm loving this idea!!! I still playing through the story for the first time and loving it, so hopefully I can add to the thread.

At the PROGRESS BAR JET speaks to the numerous patrons regarding what music they would like to hear.
JET: What's your favorite song?
CONSUELA-113: I like that one by the twin mute programs, about increased performance systems!
The DJ PROGRAM looks up, a grin underneath his eyeglasses which have horizontal lines across them, like VENETIAN BLINDS.
KANYE.exe: Oh, imma let you complete that subroutine, but first let ME try and reboot that script!

*Z-Lot whacks Byte*
Byte: "Ow! Hey, what do you think this is, pong?"
*Z-Lot grins and pulls out paddle*
Z-Lot(nasally voice): "Yes!"
*Z-Lot whacks Byte with paddle*
Byte: "Ow!"

recognizerpilot Wrote:KANYE.exe: Oh, imma let you complete that subroutine, but first let ME try and reboot that script!
*I break through the forth wall and interrupt KANYE.exe*

Me: "You know, KANYE, I would like to let you finish, but Jet here has one of the best scripts of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

((A taste of his own medicine))

-----

((A little one inspired by a review on Zero Punctuation))

*Jet is working on his light cycle with Mercury.*

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ShadowSpark Wrote:*Z-Lot whacks Byte* Byte: "Ow! Hey, what do you think this is, pong?" *Z-Lot grins and pulls out paddle* Z-Lot(nasally voice): "Yes!" *Z-Lot whacks Byte with paddle* Byte: "Ow!"

*Continues*

*Byte flies right into the Z-Lot's face.*

Byte: "How would you like it, eh?"

*Somehow pulls out a paddle the size of a car and bats the Z-Lot into the next sector.*
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*After the events of Tron 2.0, Jet and co-worker Ted are looking at his new screen saver.*

Ted: "Wow! That looks hot!"

Jet: "Smoking!"

Ted: "Soooo sleek. Look at the fine curves."

Jet: "Oh yeah, they don't get any more perfect than that."

Ted: "Well, enough about the bike. What about the woman on it?"

Jet: "Meh."

*Word eventually gets to Mercury.*

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typicaltronname Wrote:MA3A: Alan 1 Calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without Jet: So that's like what, Barry Bonds on steroids? MA3A: Yeah, pretty much

*Take 2*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet: "Sweet! So I'm like Chuck Norris here?"

Ma3a: ".....Keep dreaming...."

*take 3* Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without." Jet:...... DAY-UUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!

*Take 4*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 3 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet: "What? Only 3 times?"

Ma3a: "What do you expect when we are running Windows Vista?"
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typicaltronname Wrote: WiseHacker Wrote: *take 3* Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without." Jet:...... DAY-UUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!! *Take 4* Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 3 times more powerful operating within the system than without." Jet: "What? Only 3 times?" Ma3a: "What do you expect when we are running Windows Vista?" **Continues** Jet Mumbling: More like Windows XP MA3A: What?! Jet abruptly: Nothing!

{Jet shouldn't antagonize Ma3a - after all, she's the one who is going to digitize him out. Who knows what she'll do in transfer if she's angry}

WiseHacker Wrote:Yes, this is like the 'Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER Say' thread, instead aimed at the 2003 video game on the PC (and later XBox). I'll start. ----- Jet: "Strange creature. What is it?" Byte: "That is a code optimisation ware. They graze on excess code, optimising subroutines." Jet: "OK" *Jet hands the ware a subroutine. After half an hour, it is still feeding.* Jet: "Does it usually take this long?" Byte: "It shouldn't, who made the subroutine you gave it?" Jet: "Eh....Adobe." Byte: "We're going to be here all week......." ----- *Jet comes across an archive bin full of green objects.* Jet: "Hmmm, fCon's Email archive?" *Downloads everything, almost depleting his energy, then his face drops.* Jet: ".... They could have at least spell Rolex right!" ----- *A Data Wrath is standing alone in a flight deck* Data Wrath: "Let's see what this subroutine does..." Label: WARNING: Do not operate heavy machinery while using this subroutine. *Camera pans out to show the flight deck belongs to fCon's mobile server* Data Wrath: "Crud!"

LMAO!!!!! I just got TRON 2.0 as an early Birthday present, and have played up to the part just after the reformat wall happens, and I'm LOVING it!!!!! So far, I'll have to say that as much as I loved TRON: Legacy, I'm so far thinking that Tron 2.0 has a better plot (yes, I know there's the obvious similarity, however I stand by my point). I hope the writer, director, and production crew of Tron 3 takes some cues (design and otherwise) from TRON 2.0 and the original 1982 classic.