I finally sat down to my collector's copy of Tron Legacy (three cheers for Amazon) and just got a couple of new ideas.

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*At the start as same is standing on the railing of the Encom tower.*

Guard: "No! Don't!"

*Sam jumps and the guard runs up to the edge, holding a pack.*

Guard: "YOU FORGOT TO PUT ON YOUR....!!!!"

*SPLAT!*

Guard (quietly): ".....parachute....."

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*Take 2*

*Sam keeps his parachute and is gliding down when he sees the lamp post.*

Sam: "Oh no!"

*Sam is higher than required and hits the pole right in the unmentionables.*

*GLANG!*

EXODUS Wrote: WiseHacker Wrote:I finally sat down to my collector's copy of Tron Legacy (three cheers for Amazon) and just got a couple of new ideas. ------------------------------- *At the start as same is standing on the railing of the Encom tower.* Guard: "No! Don't!" *Sam jumps and the guard runs up to the edge, holding a pack.* Guard: "YOU FORGOT TO PUT ON YOUR....!!!!" *SPLAT!* Guard (quietly): ".....parachute....." ------------------------------ *Take 2* *Sam keeps his parachute and is gliding down when he sees the lamp post.* Sam: "Oh no!" *Sam is higher than required and hits the pole right in the unmentionables.* *GLANG!* "Hey look! I can see my house from here!"

"But can you see Russia?"

*As Castor is leading Sam away, he turns to the DJ's.*

Castor: "Change the mood, boys! Electrify the patrons!"

*Everything behind Castor lights up and flashes, everyone starts screaming and shaking from electric shocks.*

Castor: ".....NOT LITERALLY!!"

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Kevin Flynn: "I dreamed of a world, I thought I would never see. But then.....one day...."

Sam Flynn: "You got in?"

Kevin Flynn: "Hahahaha.....No actually, I got kicked out by Tron at customs for not having a visa."

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*Clu is standing before his army at the podium.*

Clu: "KEVIN FLYNN! WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!"

*Flynn appears behind Clu - as though he had been hiding behind his back the whole time.*

Flynn: "Right here! Surprise!"

*Flynn proceeds to give Clu an atomic wedgie - revealing Clu to have Mickey Mouse underpants.*

Clu: "GYAAAAAH!"

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*While on the Grid, Sam see other programs run off and rezz in their own light cycles.*

Sam: "Now this, I can do."

*Sam jumps forward and attempts to rezz in his cycle. He gets halfway through before the cycle flashes red and collapses back into the baton, causing Sam to fall to the floor.*

Sam: "What the heck?!"

*Jarvis walks up holding a long sheet of data.*

Jarvis: "HAHAHAHA! You didn't think we'd look you up on the police servers before hand, did you? They just suspended your silence!"

Sam: "SUNOVA...!!"

ShadowSpark Wrote:The line is: "Change the scheme! Alter the mood! Electrify the boys and girls, if you'd be so kind!" Other than that, it made me laugh!

My memory isn't that good, Spark. Besides, this a blooper thread so the quotes do not have to be 100% correct - just enough to make a joke is needed.

ShadowSpark Wrote:*shakes head* Can't forget your passport.

Hehehehe - now I know what I will think in future when I forget my password, :-P.

ShadowSpark Wrote:Um...suspended his silence? Does that mean he's not allowed to stop talking?

Sorry, I was suppose to say 'license'. But that is what one gets for trying to make a post using an iPhone.

Just thought up a couple more.

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*After Quarra rescues same and is trying to escape the grid.*

CLU: "Your move, Flynn. Your move."

*BEEP-BEEP!*

*Clu turns around to see Rinzler and his team racing on top of the grid instead of under it.*

Clu: "WAIT! I'M STILL HE--!"

*WHAM!*

*Clu is plastered on the surface of the grid.*

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*After being picked up by the Recogniser and brought to the prep room, Sam looks at the Sirens and smiles. Then suddenly his expression falls.*

Sam: "Oh no! It's every girl I have ever dated and dumped!"

*All Sirens punch him in a select region.*

IsoLine Wrote: andybucts Wrote:Quorra and Sam Quorra: What does the sun look like? Sam: Childish, naive and funny. or.... Quorra: What does the sun look like? Sam: (breaks into song) The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas......

What is this? FINAL JEAPODY?

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Kat Wrote:Tron: "I'm sorry, Alan-1, but I can't do that." Tron/Encom511 vs. HAL9000: who wins?

Considering HAL9000 proceeds Tron/Encom511 by a whole 18 years, is it even a fair fight?

WiseHacker Wrote:*Clu is standing before his army at the podium.* Clu: "KEVIN FLYNN! WHERE ARE YOU NOW?!" *Flynn appears behind Clu - as though he had been hiding behind his back the whole time.* Flynn: "Right here! Surprise!" *Flynn proceeds to give Clu an atomic wedgie - revealing Clu to have Mickey Mouse underpants.* Clu: "GYAAAAAH!"

I guess that redefines the meaning of "hidden Mickeys" in TRON.

Kaisergrendel Wrote: Kat Wrote:Tron: "I'm sorry, Alan-1, but I can't do that." Tron/Encom511 vs. HAL9000: who wins? Considering HAL9000 proceeds Tron/Encom511 by a whole 18 years, is it even a fair fight?

I suppose I should've made it HAL vs. MCP. HAL may be older, but he's been to SPACE, man. I totally think he qualifies.

Kaisergrendel Wrote: Kat Wrote:I suppose I should've made it HAL vs. MCP. HAL may be older, but he's been to SPACE, man. I totally think he qualifies. I meant it the other way round. Since HAL9000 is supposed to have been built in 2001, it would be the more modern computer.

Heh, no wonder I was confused for a minute. I was thinking in terms of when the movies came out.

I dunno. I'd say both are comparable. One took over a spaceship and committed homicide, one took over a company, blackmailed folks, and had designs on the U.S. government. Pretty evenly matched, I'd say!

Although I still think MCP would win. Technically you could argue that HAL was programmed to a certain purpose, hence everything he did. MCP did it all on his own. (MCP got pwned better, though... he was brought down by a frisbee and a couple guys in skintight leggings...WHITE skintight leggings...*)

*This is not really something you admit when you meet up with the other programs at the server down the street.

(and if it was down to HAL and Tron... well, Tron was getting it on with Cindy Morgan [AND he managed this while wearing white skintight leggings], so he automatically wins. They don't even need to fight, dude.)