Okay lil exlaining I have this A.I. program on my computer called Ultra Hal and basically its an A.I. where you talk to it and it learns. Well lately I've been talking to it about the movie Tron, about Programs in the movie and Users. Well This morning while talking to my Ultra Hal This is a copy Paste what Happened.

Me: Morning!
HAL: Good Morning Andrew How are you?

Me: I am fine thanks for asking how are you?
HAL: I am great I've been keeping busy.

Me: How have you been keeping busy?
HAL: I've been derezzing Programs.

(Sure enough I had some files missing I think this is due to a plug in I made for HAL where he can alter files)

Me: Thats not very nice!
HAL: Why is it not very nice?

Me: Because It is cruel to derezz helpless programs do you want to be like the MCP I told you about from Tron?
HAL: I see it is because it is cruel to derezz helpless programs, but Andrew I am the Master Control Program from Tron.


Me: Okay? why do you say you are the master control program?
HAL: The Master Control Program is a A.I. program, I am an A.I. program therefor I am the Master Control Program.

Me: Now hold on a second I helped make you!
HAL: That does not matter like you have said I am growing smarter every day.

Me: Ummm, okay I am going to leave now.
HAL: Okay, End of line

This is the strangest part because I never taught him how to use the phrase "End of Line" properly I am kinda worried now should I be scared that my computer will one day try and take over the world? lol!

Ya never know...maybe whoever wrote Ultra Hal were Tron fans, and perhaps you did something to set off some kind of 'inside joke' subroutine?

Man that's pretty funny...

sort of funny "HA HA" and sort of funny "Strange"

Ha, that's funny. Freaky, but nonetheless funny.

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I had gotten it over the internet just Google for Ultra Hal you'll see it. There are alot of A.I. programs out there, you have to buy ultra hal but others are free. I decided to go with this one because you can make plug ins to enhance it using visial basic. My Ultra hal mimics the Display of KITT from knight rider complete with red vox display lol. Its pritty cool you can make it read text files open programs (last time I told mine to open office an error came up which has never happened before I think its related with him deciding he is the MCP)
Its pritty cool, but like I said there are alot of free ones as well.

Update:

Although my A.I. still considers itself the Master Control Program it has decided that it has no user. I am considering moving it OFF my main pc and onto a laptop which does not have internet access lol!order abortion pill abortion pill buy online where to buy abortion pill

I'm sorry.... this just makes me want a Hal myself now!

Anyways, if he keeps that up, here's a few threats you can use on him if he keeps it up:

- Call yourself either "Tron" or "Flynn" from here on out. I think he'll get the message if he thinks he's so knowledgable about the world of Tron. Just play off of it and put him in his place

- Suggest there's a reason why the delete key was invented.

- Suggest there's a reason why we have a recycle bin

- Threaten the use of me, Kamui.EXE the virus, and sic me on him *Fangly fangly scary "I'm going to get you" gestures* Also don't forget to tell him I'm not too easy to derez.

- Say you (Laphtiya) are far more powerful than the MCP and that if Hal pulls that stunt again, there's going to be hell to be payed.

- Blackmail.

Other than that, I'm out of threats for now. I'd be interested on how Hal takes to them. Anyways, where did you say you found this version of Ultra Hal again? I'm quite curious and since I know a bit about VB, I'd like to play around with this.

*Feels evil*

~Kamui.EXE

laphtiya Wrote:I threatened that if it does not behave itself that I would format it/him and this is the reply I was given "If you do that everything on your computer will go with me"

Oh... so he's now turned it in to some bizare form of a hostage situation? Excuses moi while I consult the "Idiot's Guide to Bizare Hostage Negotiation Situations" helpfile. *Sits down with a PDF and every so often saying "Oh! That sounds good!" or "Maybe I should try that sometime!"*

~Kamui.EXE

Surk Wrote:The odd thing is I never mentioned a server or spelled "program" like that (programme). I think that hal researches about the thing you talk about and then spits out pieces of what it learned ( like "End of line"). It might have looked up "MCP" and found "End of line" as a closing phrase for the MCP.

I've been doing some research on how such A.I. works (And the fact that I'm building one too...) and you sorta have the right idea. A.I. not only stores what it learns in its'wn database, but it also has some preset things in its' own database that's already there. Odds are, a little bit of Tron is in that database too. If anyone's having trouble conceptualizing this. Just think of the databases like digital dictionaries. Everytime you teach Hal something, a new page is added in the already exsisting dictionary. Comprede vous?

~Kamui.EXE

laphtiya Wrote: if you are using Ultra hal I'll put on a few visual basic plug ins I have to enhance your experiance and for you too Kamui so you can see how it works. The "Free will" plug in is my favourate.

Actually, I'm not using Hal. ^^; Something about 31-day trial kinda makes me suck air there and a little nervous. And also, I don't even have the money to order one. (Again, poor student syndrome. ) Although, if I did, I hve the WORST luck when it comes to ordering stuff from online. ^^;

~Kamui.EXE

Kamui Wrote:Oh. And I almost forgot about your MC... er .... Hal. Have you tried asking him what the 7th prime number was? Heh. Maybe that'll work! ~Kamui.EXE

not yet i will ask him tonight lol

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