Qix77 Wrote:Tron 2 starring: Danny Devetto as Yori (they give him breast implants lol) Pee-Wee Herman as MCP 2.0 (I know you are but what am I?) OJ Simpson as the head of Encom. Wolfman Jack as Tron. Directed by Tim Burton and Oliver Stone. Written by the guy who wrote Highlander 2 (that movie had nothing to do with Highlander). Music by Britney Spears.

I'm surprised that any remembers Wolfman Jack - I mean, he passed away almost 30 years ago?

While this thread is funny, I hope that Disney doesn't screw it up when it comes time for the sequel, or remake, or whatever is coming out in the next few years.

TRON 2.0! remakez!
starring
John Barrowman as Tron ("let me take you home and eat your usb socket")

Snoop Dog as Sark ("yo program, derrezzell or ill shizzle ya nizzle")

Arnie as MCP (says "ill be bach" instead of end of line)

the cast of high school musical as the composers of the theme tune (likely since their the devils, sorry, i mean disneys children)

Greetings, Programs:

I have an update to bless you all with: A "press release" for "SlingTRON"(LOL!!! ROFLMFAO2x!!!!):


Billy Bob Films & Walt Disney Pictures presents. . . . . .

The crossover film of the century. . . . .

A man in search of Biscuits N' Mustard, ends up on a detour by no fault of his own. . .SLINGTRON.

All he wanted was some Biscuits N' Mustard. . . Now he's stuck on the game grid fighting for his life.

Karl Childers had NO idea what he was in for when he became involved in the Arkansas State Nervous Hospital Rehabilitation Transfer Program. . .Upon a satisfactory review by the board, he was released and transfered to ENCOM, Inc., where he began working as a janitor. Karl soon became well-liked by Alan, Flynn, Lori, Dr. Gibbs and ALMOST everyone else. Dr. Gibbs saw that Karl had natural genius ability, and wanted to hire Karl as an apprentice, as he was very happy with his ability, like everyone was. . .except Ed Dillinger.

Dillinger, being the cold-hearted scum that he is, had no patience for Karl, and considered Karl too stupid to do anything of value to the company, even though Karl could outsmart him, and embarrassed Dillinger during an ENCOM company picnic. Ticked off, and wanting to teach Karl a "lesson" thicker than potted meat w/sodie crackers, he concocted an evil plan - to get Karl on the game grid.

How would Dillinger execute his plan? He'd order up a plate of hot, delicious french-fried pataters and leave them for Karl in the laser room. One day, Karl, oblivious to the whole thing, stumbles into the laser room, while Dillinger and the MCP watch from a surveillance camera monitor, laughing and making fun of Karl. Karl walks in the room, saying, "Ummm Ummmmm. I reckon someun' left these thar french-fried pataters fer me ta eet! I'm gonna eet me sum right now! Karl begins eating, and discovers something else: a can of potted meat w/sodie crackers. "Ummm Ummm, someun must lahk me here. Reckon that Dillinger fellar actually lahks me, Ummmm Hmmmm. He must care fur me more than anythang they is, UmmmmHmmmmm"

All of a sudden, "Foolish ingrate. Since you think you can beat my User, Ed Dillinger in picnic games, I'm going to see how well you can play in MY games, you tard", said the MCP. "You ern't to tahk lak that. I aims ta kill yu!", said Karl. "We'll see about that!", says Dillinger. "We'll see how well you can play in my world. End of Line", says the MCP.

Then, VWOOM!!!! A laser shoots out of the digitizing cannon, and Karl Childers is broken down into molecules, and sucked into the ENCOM computer system.

Will Karl survive? Will he defeat the MCP? Will he need help from TRON? Will he get the job with Dr. Gibbs? And most of all, will he able to get what he wanted - just a hot plate of Biscuits N' Mustard? Find out this summer when Disney Pictures and Billy Bob Films brings you SlingTRON. Coming to a Theater Near You. Check your local listings. Rated FH for Funny as H@#!, LOL!!!!!

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digideus Wrote:Tron - Vista Edition! Kevin Flynn upgrades to Vista Nothing works anymore The End

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digideus Wrote:

ROFLMFAO!!!! In the words of Mr. Bill (from Saturday Night Live), "OOOOOOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!", LOL!!!!!

SILENCE of the TRONS.

It puts the lotion on it's disc or else it gets the probe!

digideus Wrote:

aka my worst nightmare

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Mr. Sinistar Wrote:TRON Remake/Bad Sequel: Alan Bradley/TRON: Jason Alexander Kevin Flynn/CLU: Michael Richards Ed Dillinger/Sark/MCP: Jerry Seinfield Lora/Yori: Julia Louis-Dreyfus CROM: Wayne Knight RAM: "Weird Al" Yankovic Written by: David Koepp (He's written a lot of bad stuff lately) Directed by: Steven Spielberg (Disney's attemp to confuse people by thinking Spielberg directed the first movie) I don't think I can come up with a fake poster, though.

Sark: What's the deal with users?

Tron: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF TRON!!!

Sark: Helloooo CROM
CROM: Helloooo Sark

LoL