Prankster bit User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Saturday, August, 07, 2004 11:52 AM
*slumps to the ground from one-legness*
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Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Sunday, August, 08, 2004 5:01 PM
We like explosions, yes we do!
[throws Cluster disc at Prankster again]
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Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Sunday, August, 08, 2004 5:26 PM
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The Tweaker User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Monday, August, 09, 2004 4:53 AM
[rezzes in Thiaf, expands its dimensions slightly, and uses shield like a sail]
[explosion throws him whirling high in the air but relatively undamaged]
[rezzes in Flyer and dips toward the ground, accelerating as he drops]
[strafes Prankster with hex fire]
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Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Monday, August, 09, 2004 4:57 AM
*unsheathes blue blaze and uses it like a lightsaber by reflecting all the hex blasts back to tweaker*
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Posts: 2,232 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Monday, August, 23, 2004 6:11 PM
rezes in on top of an extremely tall tower many, many memory blocks away, but still barely within sight of the gaming arena
Muhahahahah!!!
Well, well, well!
It looks like the killjoy is gone, so now I can open up a can of old school whupass on these characters! Let's see how they handle... WEAPONS OF MASS DELETION!
///Load MISLCMND.exe -level=50 -target=game domain -bulls eye=game arena -soundfx=off -shadows=off -translucent=on
*Takes one very final look at the gaming arena... and hits enter*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BUH-BYE!
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harpo989 User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Tuesday, August, 24, 2004 3:25 PM
*Harpo rezzes in*
blasted lag. anyway...
*Harpo notes the missles strikeing the game grid*
Yaaah! who did this?
*Harpo dives and thensees a rocket slamming down on top of him. Harpo manages to pull out a small book, and opens it, right before the missle hits. Harpo dissapears, and the book is written over*
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Prankster bit User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Friday, October, 08, 2004 1:01 PM
starts to complain while peforming huge leaps to dodge the milssiles.
that.....mutoid.....man.....doesn't.......deserve.......his.......cycles!
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Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Thursday, November, 25, 2004 12:23 PM
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Blue Hero Kid User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Friday, November, 26, 2004 1:38 PM
I'll whip out my sytem weapon..... to end MutoidMan's life ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(summons a Chaingun [C:/Games/Unreal/Chaingun.obj])
(summons an ASMD [C:/Games/unreal/ASMD.obj])
COMBINE!
(combines the Chaingun and ASMD into the Antimatter Pulverizer.obj!)
*fires at MutoidMan*
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Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Sunday, November, 28, 2004 4:34 PM
[OOC: UNREAL!!!. legendry game!!!]
right, let's see if this port works...
spawn doom3_weapon_soulcube
*a small brown cube with one face covered in eyes rezzes into prankster's hand.*
[in the game, the soulcube is a magical weapon that instantly kills the first thing it touches]
gangway!
all the programs move behind prankster as he chucks the cube at the rezzing shell that is mutoidman. while in flight, hundreds of blades spring out of the sides of the soulcube and start spinning around quickly.
the soulcube homes in on mutoidman and touches him a nanocycle before he completely rezzes out...
mutoidman=deleted
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Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Monday, November, 29, 2004 12:21 PM
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Posts: 2,232 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Monday, November, 29, 2004 6:28 PM
A few picocycles before the soulcube hits MutoidMan, he notices the soulcube, spawns a shell of himself and lets the decoy get blasted while he easily escapes!
"Oh, so Prankster bit thinks he can dodge stuff, huh? Well then..."
In less than the span of a femtocycle, MutoidMan rezzes in behind Prankster bit in a fully armed and armored Pyro GL with the tip of the barrel of a mass driver touching Prankster bit's head and fires said mass driver, reducing Prankster bit to nothing. In a brilliant move, the mass driver was also lined up with Blue Hero Kid, and after being the last thing to pass through Prankster bit's mind, the driven mass annihilates him as well.
"Dodge that! Oh, that's right, you couldn't! Bwaaahahahaha!!!
Free from meddlers, MutoidMan rezzes out safely to complete his plans for the newly deleted area...
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Posts: 2,232 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Monday, November, 29, 2004 11:44 PM
...and the plans are complete!
The huge, freshly deleted area begins to glow. Vector lines spring from the air and quicky frame thousands of massive stuctures. Textures begin to rez in, and soon MutoidMan's plans come to fruition.
"At last! 'Villainous Village', my new encrypted, secure virtual server exclusively for my fellow video game villains is booted up and running flawlessly. And look, nobody came in at the last moment and pulled off anything!
Now we villains have a place to hang out in luxury without being pestered by those annoying video game heros, or those even more annoying programs who think they are heroes.
Ah yes, with every last memory space spoken for, the build points, weapon subroutines and ability subroutines I charged are already rolling in! Already I have more power than any other program on any system!
Dreams do come true!"
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Prankster bit User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Tuesday, November, 30, 2004 2:32 PM
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there is a soft "schink" as blue blase slices through mutoidman's neck. his head rolls off and onto the floor.
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Blue Hero Kid User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Tuesday, November, 30, 2004 2:46 PM
Great.... I'm going to need a new body. RESURRECTION!
*I rerezzed in my new Aqua Custom Armor* Now for the moment. VAMPIRE BITE! *drains Mutoid's healh by 900 and I am healed by 900 Hitpoints* You are getting weak, idiot cheater. SAMURAI SWORD! *his Phantom II preforms a backflip and unleashes a large amount of energy straight at Mutoidman*
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Posts: 2,232 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Tuesday, November, 30, 2004 5:45 PM
The energy that Blue Hero Kid shot at MutoidMan's head misses because MutoidMan's head wasn't there! The rest of it hits his chassis and barely chips some textures.
MutoidMan's head derezzes and rerezzes atop his neck.
"Fortunately, I compartmentalized my code long ago. I simply reinitialized my head subroutine."
He then wraps a huge hand around Blue Hero Kid's head and squeezes until his fingers touch his palm and a puff of pixels escapes from between his fingers. The rest of Blue Hero Kid slumps to the ground and is ground to pixel dust underneath MutoidMan's treads.
"That's what you get for name-calling!"
Then he turns to Prankster bit.
"Heh. You like messing with people's heads? Try this on for size!"
With that, a dozen Combine missiles (from HL2) strike the ground forming a circular cage around Prankster bit. Out from the rear hatches of each the half-buried missiles come four headcrabs, each intent on making a zombie out of Prankster bit!
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Blue Hero Kid User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Wednesday, December, 01, 2004 12:58 PM
>: OK, this means war!
*he regenrates to his self again, this time on Villan Village HQ*
It looks like you squeezed me to a squeegee, but I have the Regeneration.Dll subrountine installed in my body. Permanently. So BYE! *unleashes a large energy blast that in a flash, MutoidMan is now dust*
Now to blow up the evil city.
(and so BHK destroys the entire city. MutoidMan's dream became a nightmare.)
Narrator: A while later.....
(The whole Villanous Village lies in ruins)
There. All done. Now the next target is:
Prankster Bit! >
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MutoidMan User
Posts: 2,232 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Wednesday, December, 01, 2004 3:09 PM
And then Blue Hero Kid barely comes out of the delirium he is in, having suffered such a fierce and savage thrashing at the hands of all the video game bad guys who dog-piled him the instant he set foot in Villainous Village. (Hey, villains don't just live here, they all protect the place too!)
They restrained him and allowed him to keep computing and dreaming of victory just long enough to allow them to prepare a special low-level disk tool that would write over all of his bits - including the bits in his regeneration subroutine - with zeros, permanently wiping him from the system.
His final groggy words before being annihilated are:
"Ugh.. hey, I blew you all up, what're you doing here?"
The last thing he hears before his own tortured screams - think Clu being tortured and derezzed by the MCP - drown out all other sound is the explosion of laughter from the villains at his ludicrous last statement.
And then the low-level tool is executed, and so is Blue Hero Kid.
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Prankster bit User
Posts: 0 | Re: Most Extreme Disc Competition 2 on Wednesday, December, 01, 2004 4:01 PM
oh for christ sake, i've had enough of this *bats a headcrab away with his disc*
time for a taste of your own medicine...
*prankster rezzes out of the cage and into the control tower.
he then summons an ion cannon [ut2004] which instantly zaps mutoidman with 20Yotahurtz of beam energy which instantle derezzes him FOR GOOD! [hint, hint ]
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