Boingo_Buzzard
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on Friday, December, 31, 2004 12:47 PM
You get your AI file management system, but the "AI" portion is taken from a Tickle Me Elmo so all the agent does is sit around and giggle all day.
I wish I could upgrade my memory in my brain like I can my PC.
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Corruption
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on Friday, December, 31, 2004 10:44 PM
Your brain is now outdated, and incompatable with the latest upgrades.
I wish I owned a megacorp.
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Saturday, January, 01, 2005 6:41 AM
You get your megacorp, which zaps you with a laser.
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harpo989
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on Wednesday, January, 05, 2005 4:00 PM
you get your laser, but it lasers the moon, which then goes flying off into space, is cought by tennis playing giant aliens, and sent back at Earth going really fast! it crashes into earth and all the regular stuff that happens when the moon crashes into earth happens!
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Boingo_Buzzard
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on Wednesday, January, 05, 2005 10:37 PM
You get your wish and finish your fanfic, but it becomes an INSTANT hit making you more money than GOD and you become a recluse, buying houses you never live in, constructing huge wooden airplanes in the shape of Recognizers, and end up being bedridden with super long fingernails and wearing Kleenex boxes on your feet.
I wish I hadn't already blown all my New Year's Resolutions.
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DaveTRON
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on Wednesday, January, 05, 2005 10:53 PM
You haven't, the one you secretly wished for was a DO OVER for the first week of the year. Sadly, you didn't learn anything from doing it the first time and tragically repeat all of your mistakes again.
I wish I was unemployed! 
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harpo989
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on Wednesday, January, 05, 2005 10:57 PM
You get to be unemployed, but, um... you... lose... your... job?
I wish I was the super greaseman!
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Thursday, January, 06, 2005 2:41 PM
You jump at me from the darkness, raise your hand to strike and then 'ACHOOOOOOOO', you accidently hold you nose full of grease, making you EXPLODE and causing you to derezz in an odd brown colour!
I wish Harpo would start eating everything again!
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Kamui
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on Thursday, January, 06, 2005 2:49 PM
He does... but he starts to eat the annoying members as though he were packman and starts speaking spammy gibberish before finally exploding because he ate too much.
I wish for the world's fastest Internet.
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Friday, January, 07, 2005 10:54 AM
You do have the fastest internet, and the traffic bogs it down.
I wish for world peace (for real)
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harpo989
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on Friday, January, 07, 2005 12:34 PM
But then I eat the world!
I wish zillion was a measurement.
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Saturday, January, 08, 2005 3:41 AM
"Zillion" becomes a measurement, but unfortunately, so too does "bajillion" and "grillion", thus bringing the downfall of mathematical intelligence.
I wish I had a tamagotchi - doesn't have to be Gizmo - just a tamagotchi.
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Corruption
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on Saturday, January, 08, 2005 4:41 AM
You get 400 of them, and they are all hungry and consider you food.
I wish that I could think of something to wish for.
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Boingo_Buzzard
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on Saturday, January, 08, 2005 1:17 PM
You think of something. And it's that I was a millionaire. Thanks for squandering your wish on ME! 
I wish I knew who to donate a million dollars to.
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DaveTRON
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on Saturday, January, 08, 2005 1:44 PM
You donate your million to me but I blow it on an Ebay auction for the Recognizer Set from TRON.
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CalvinSpiff II
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on Sunday, January, 09, 2005 4:16 AM
...but one day, she eats you. Not good.
I wish the Polar Express was real.
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harpo989
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on Sunday, January, 09, 2005 10:57 AM
The polar express was real, but it was real only in the mind of some random kid in mississippi.
I wish I could get a job as a professional brick layer.
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Corruption
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on Sunday, January, 09, 2005 6:33 PM
You get hired as a profesional brick layer, however your first job is to build a tall wall with no exits around yourself.
I wish I could watch Adriana Lima eating someone.
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on Thursday, January, 13, 2005 3:42 PM
You could, but you choose not to because you're buisy sorting your toenail clippings.
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Conduit
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on Thursday, January, 13, 2005 6:05 PM
Corruption is now spelled Korruption, because you are transported to an alternate universe where Tron is a lame Mortal Combat spinoff.
I wish Disney would make a sequel to Tron 2.0 instead of a Tron remake.
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