death-program Wrote:You don't have a headache, and you take to high of a dosage, so you get high. You try to drive to a football game and you crash into another car, killing all of the occupants. You get 400-407 years in jail. You live it out, because you are invincible, and when you come out everyone has died from a nuclear explosion. You go off in search of another world to live on, but all of the aliens on those other planets have very annoying voices. You have to live out all eternity listening to them. I wish I didn't have so much time on my hands.

You have absolutely NO time on your hands! MWUHAHAHA!

I wish we weren't completely screwed over by the LHC:



There may be ssssssome unforssssssssseen consssssssequencessssssssss Misssssssssster Freeman...

Risssssssssssse and shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiine Missssssster Freemannnnnnn... Rissssssssssse and shhhhinnnne...

Vortex.EXE Wrote:We're not screwed by the LHC. We're screwed cause Conan has figured out how to go Super Sayan.

lol, yeah, saw that in someone's sig on the Guitar Hero Forums, except it had stuff after your's ends.

You start the second ice age. Congratulations.

I wish for a theme park based on the Black Mesa facility. Fun attractions like "Die in a Test Chamber!" and "Be killed by Carnivorous Creatures from Another Dimension and then be Turned into a Zombie!". Now THAT, my fellow conscripts, would be an E-Ticket for sure!

They are so amazing that the world's leaders assassinate you to get their hands on them, and then proceed to go to war and end all of humanity as we know it. The only people who survive are the Nazis who fly to the moon where they develope their own colony.
Congratulations.
I wish I had more time to do everything I wanted.
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TRON.dll Wrote: Cam_the_Man Wrote: They are so amazing that the world's leaders assassinate you to get their hands on them, and then proceed to go to war and end all of humanity as we know it. The only people who survive are the Nazis who fly to the moon where they develope their own colony. You know, there's actually a movie about Nazis that fly to the moon and start a colony.... Anyways, back to crushing your dreams: You get this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntm1YfehK7U I still wish for that Black Mesa theme park...

Iron Sky. Can't wait
Didn't see that coming though
Lesse:
The themepark is built it is so realistic that they really do use real monsters from another dimension. You get trapped inside and die in the explosion that opens to theportal
I wish all my work was done, done on time, and done well

You discover that the H.E.V. suit was stolen. Upon this discovery you are promptly attacked by both. Monsters from another dimension and government mercenaries attempting to retrieve the suit. You could take them, but unfortunately you forgot to wish for an instruction manual so you are stuck in a n immobile 200 pound suit.
I wish for a Portal gun.

TRON.dll Wrote: Cam_the_Man Wrote:I wish for a Portal gun. You look directly into the operational end of the device. 'Nuff said. I wish Portal Prelude wasn't extremely hard.

HA!
The developers make a special version for you. It is not longer extremely hard, but it now totally completely insanely inanely absurdly Chuck Norris-y wildly difficult. You dedicate your life to beating it but you become obssesed. One night while attempting to beat chamber 14 you fall asleep and die from dreaming about being shot by turrets while falling through an infinite loop of portals. To add insult to injury you are hit in the head by the Companion Cube.
The good news is you unlock two achievements in the process.
I wish I had more harddrive space so I could download Portal: Prelude among other things.
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You aren't. You are eaten by billions of microscopic enemy crabs.
I wish i had some cake. (Perfectly ordinary delicious cake.)
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Saw it coming
You are offered the oppurtunity to go back in time and find out yourself, but due to a Flux Capacitor malfunction you end up in the middle ages. After emerging from the Time0-Travelling DeLorean you are promptly burned at the stake for witchcraft.
I wish for a crowbar.

You get your sludge. You begin to roll in it in hopes of attaining superpowers, but instead all you get is a third arm with a mind of it's own. It seems to blame it's horrible existence on you so at everychance it gets it does everything and anything to get on your nerves.
I wish for a Gauss Gun (and don't do the obvious thing in the corruption )