I'd just like to point out that I am not a Wii fanboy. I actually do not like fanboys, as I see them as people who mindlessly bash anyone who doesn't own what they do. I'm really against fanboys, and if you saw me begging for freind codes as a rant or insult, then I appologize for the inconvinience.

This has been a public service announcement.

Anyways.....

You get the guts, they're in your hands and they're all slimy and gory. You eat those and the worm, which leads to your NDE (Near Death Experience) at the local hospital. Unfortunately, the hospital is run by Dr. Machino, who wants to pollute the world and destroy the eco-freindly Awesome Possum. Shaq comes out of nowhere and uses his amazing Shaq-Fu powers to defeat Dr. Machino. You die of a heart attack because of all the action and your lack of Brawndo thirst mutilation soft drinks. And you implode due to all of the insanity that is awesomeness.

Totally random. I know.

I wish people didn't immediately think I'm a Wii Fanboy just because I say something about the Wii in a Corrupt a Wish thread.

Don't worry, Avi, I'm not tryin' to make you feel bad or anything.

You turn into this guy.

I wish for an infinite knowledge of nothing.

Poof! you are this guy

Unfortunately your pocket protector fails and the genuine lead pencils you were using broke through and gave you lead poisoning (bought on special bulk buy on Ebay), but to your benefit it actually improves your situation (oh wow man...far out!).

I wish I had an AI program that could take care of business for me at work.order abortion pill http://unclejohnsprojects.com/template/default.aspx?morning-after-pill-price where to buy abortion pill

You get the Pong arcade machine instead. But hey, that's better!

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You turn into Prince and put out a remastered version of Little Red Corvette. Nobody dances to it, oh well!

I wish for the discovery of extra-terrestrial radio signals.

Tron.dll, you keep skipping other people's wishes! lol

I wish Tron.dll would READ ALL POSTS before replying.

You contact the Ewoks. Icky.

I wish for an Iron Man suit that is fully functional with no malfunctioning parts.

The proffessional wrestlers are all weaklings because steroids are what makes American sports American, like mum, or Halo-obsessed geeks who only play it because they're weaklings in real life (No offense to any Halo fanboys here... Yeh geeks...). Then Giant waffles conquer the earth (Yaaaaaaayyyy waffles)!

I wish I wish for a tasty fish cookie. :3

CalvinSpiff II Wrote:You get a chicken cookie instead! I wish for a turkey cookie!

You get the turkey cookie, but end up in the emergency room, due to running an 106 degree fever. The Doctor has tried ibuprofen to no avail, and tells you what you dread to hear - that cathetherization is imminent.

I wish that Disney would QUICKLY release an online HD version of what was shown at Comic Con 2008, as well as some other info on TR2N.

I would assume you already had one, so you get 10 copies instead of 1!

I wish I could think of a better wish!