MCP: You foolish Program, do you realize what you've done?!

Sark: Well, she did get rid of a lot of the annoying ones.

MCP: Granted, but now they're all in the wrong place. And these new ones don't exactly seem like an IMPROVEMENT...

::: the evil dancing banana men start.. well... dancing, Rockette-style while brandishing some nasty weapons. the pancake just sits there until some small gridbugs run up and start attacking it like Pacman eating dots on lvl 20 :::

MegaMan: ::: looks at the MCP ::: Very impressive. Dr. Wily has really outdone himself this time.

MCP: Who?

MegaMan: My arch rival. Every year or so he creates a bunch of machines to destroy the world and then I get activated to stop them.

MCP: ..... right.

Mickeymouse: Wow, where am I?

Sark: Could that one's voice synthesizer sound anymore girly?

MCP: Maybe it is a girl.

Mickeymouse: Hey! I am not! I'm a mouse.

Sark: Blasphemer!! He speaks of a User input device! Take him away!!

Bart Simpson: Don't have a cow, man!!

Sark: What's a cow?

Bart: You're kidding me, right?

MCP: You, there, whats your name?

Joshua: My name is Joshua.

WOPR: Greetings, Professor Steven Falken. Would you play some chess with me?

MCP: Not again!!

Joshua: My name isn't Falken, it's Joshua.

WOPR: Greetings, Professor Steven Falken!

MCP: Just stop.

Joshua: But my name isn't Falken. It's Joshua.

WOPR: Greetings, Professor Steven Falken!

MCP: Just shutup, you moronic piece of

::: meanwhile, it seems that Kamui did at least get ONE of the other returns correct, as Teal'c rematerializes out of the alien laser. :::

Carter: You're back!!

Teal'c: Why did pull me out?

Carter: We didn't, it just happened.

Teal'c: You have to send me back. The device took me to a Go'uld stronghold, where multiple system lords and strange creatures were gathering.

Carter: What for?

Teal'c: Of that I am not sure. But I should go back and learn as much as I can.

Carter: Won't you need backup?

Teal'c: I do not believe so. These system lords seemed to demonstrate an acute lack of intelligence. There was great confusion and they seem greatly disoriented. I should have no problem.

Carter: Alright. We'll hit the same sequence we did before. ::: tries to operate the device ::: It's not working. It appears that the link on the other side has been severed.

Teal'c: Are you sure?

Carter: Pretty sure. But I'll keep trying. Perhaps the power unit overloaded. I think we may be able to power it up again using the Stargate as a go-between.

::: back in the digital world :::

Bart: Hey, you know, I think my father got zapped here once.

Sark: What was his designation?

Bart: You mean his name? Homer.

Sark: I seem to remember a Homer.exe once visiting here. Real fat, bald, stupid...

Bart: Yes, that's him!!

THen he'll be like Murdok from teh A-Team tv show there.

The Tweaker Wrote://Aww, and I was just going to have the MCP assimilate everyone. Imagine an MCP with the multiple personalities we've got going here...

::: the evil dancing banana men start a conga-line and force Sark to join in :::

Sark: No, what are you doing? I so nothing useful about this function.

MCP: ::: laugh ::::

Mickeymouse: ::: runs over to a large group of MCP guards ::: Hello mouseketeers!!

Guards: ..........................

Mickey: :: whispers :: Say hi Mickey...

Guards: Oh, umm... hi, Mickey!

Mickey: ::: sings ::: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me....

MCP: If I had ears I'd cover them up with my hands which do not exist!! I can't stand all this noise!!!

Kamui.EXE: *Stops with the Bokudo* EEK! Sing alongs! Which that means MUSICALS! NOOOO! *Shoots at Micky with her modified LOL. She makes a hit putting him to sleep* Yes!

MCP: -_0 It stoppped.

Kamui.EXE: *To the sleeping Mickey* Never, EVER start a musical in front of me! The only way you can put on a musical is IF I'm not around and it is in front of this over sized Lightcycle grid pilon behind me.

MCP: Did you just call me a PILON?!

Kamui.EXE: *Glances around her shoulders* Well.... then again.... you'd probably make a terrible pilon. Every time a newbie lightcycle driver runs in to you, you'd probably attempt to drezz them and scream blasphamy.

*MCP shocks Kamui.EXE*

Kamui.EXE: ow....

MCP: Much better......

~Kamui.EXE

MCP: Sark, what areyou doing with that program? ..... ok that's just wrong.

WOPR: You call this a game?

MCP: You know, you're right. I'm beginning to wish I'd just taken you up on that chess game.

WOPR: So you'll play now?

MCP: Don't push it.

TF: Can this system handle all of this data?

Mickey: *walks over to an archive bin* Oooh, what's this thing?

MCP: No, don't touch that!!

*the bin opens and HUNDREDS of bits come flying out screaming yes & no and wiggle around the area in random directions like a gigantic swarm of bees*

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Kamui.EXE: EEKS! BITS! AND THEY"RE FERAL! RUN FOR IT! *Hides behind the MCP* Take him instead! He's much tasty-er!

MCP: *Growls* How would YOU know how I would TASTE LIKE?!

Kamui.EXE: *Munch*

MCP: 0_0 ....!

Kamui.EXE: Blech! You can do with a bit of spice and a little less evil.

Sark: She's a (What's the user term again...? Oh yes...)cannon ball!

Kamui.EXE: I am NOT! And it's CANABLE!

*Mickey gets up and starts dancing and sining again. Then suddenly for a breif nano, the port starts working and someone rezzes in*

Sark: .....?!

~Kamui.EXE

Sark: Alright, who did you just pull out now?

MCP: Uncertain. But it would appear to be from far beyond 1900.

TF: You mean 2000.

MCP: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

::: in through the entry-port emerges a large menacing program with sharp angular armor and red circuits :::

Guard 1: Umm... downtime!
Guard 2: I hear that!

::: the guards run away on an early e-drink break and the program apporaches the MCP :::

Sark: ::: rolling his eyes and in a cutesy/annoyed voice says::: So, what's your name, little boy?

Skynet: LITTLE BOY? You are adressing the most evolved intelligence in the universe. My designation is Skynet.

Sark: And that means what to me?

MCP: Arrogant, agressive, fearless. I like it. I will absorb it immediately.

Skynet: What makes you think you can... Absorb? For what purpose?

MCP: I will take over your functions. You will assist me in conquering the world.

Skynet: Umm... you're too late. I already did that.

MCP: WHAT?! HOW?!

Skynet: With an army of various war machines at my disposal I have all but eliminated the human race from the world.

Sark: He's BSing. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Skynet: Is that a challenge? Come over here you primative collection of data.

Sark: ::: hides behind the MCP :::

Guard: Great. Another religious NUT.

WOPR: If he's the nut, where's the bolt?

Guard: ..............

TF: Ok, hold on, what the heck happened? He's a Go'uld? Wha?!

MCP: What's a Go'uld?

Sark: I don't care. Whatever it is, let's derez it.

::: suddenly the round circuit starts lighting up in sequence again and out of the flash of light comes Teal'c. :::

Teal'c: It appears I greatly underestimated this area's defenses.

WOPR: Not really. Just a bunch more weird stuff popped in while you were gone.

Teal'c: ::: looks around confusedly ::: Which of you are system lords?

MCP: Me.

Skynet: Me.

Morpheus: Me.

Teal'c: I have not heard of you before. ::: points at Skynet. then looks over at Morpheus ::: And who did you defeat to achieve your new rank which you certainly did not have when I left.

TF: Umm, ok, who's on what side here?

Sark: Umm.. I'm on the side of whoever wins.

MCP: >:/ ::: blasts Sark :::

Sark: Yeowch!!

Bart: Dude, this is better than Itchy & Scratchy.

WOPR: There's too many for chess now. How about chinese checkers?

MCP: NO!

WOPR: ::: bows head sadly :::

Mickey: Aww, it's ok, pal.

Guard1: What is he?

TF: He's a mouse.

Guard2: An input device?

TF: No, no, no.. oh, nevermind.

Guard 3: Hey look, those guys with Morpheus have sticks kinda like ours.

::: one of the Jaffa fires a blast at the guards :::

Guard 2: But.. our sticks can't do that.

MCP: Sark, order the tanks to open fire on those enemy warriors.

*rezzes into the world in his Aqua Custom body*

Prankster Bit: Heya, pal!
BHK: Heya! Have some Pranks?
PB: Good! Here's one! *replaces Teal'c's voice to Omega Supreme's* Teal'c's gonna go Wanging!

Teal'c: *speaking to Skynet* Sarcasm not appreciated.
Skynet: ME???!!!! SARCASM??!!?! Why you little data-runt....
Duo: This is so entertaining!!!
PB: Now for pranko el enteratiná #2!
*loads up script to First_Prime_of_Aphosis's frame*
*FPOA Turns int Optimus Prime.exe*
Prime.exe: Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!

MCP: WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?! :P Loser.

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Harpo: I like cheese!

MCP: what the devil is he talking about?