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harpo989
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Saturday, April, 24, 2004 11:52 PM
*as Harpo looks after Fanatic, he sheathes his sword and slips his mesh into his leg holster*

this ain't over yet!

*HarpoV2.0 whips out a rod of his own and rezzes in a super light cycle, and takes off after Fanatic*

I'll be back sooooooooooon!

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Prankster bit
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Sunday, April, 25, 2004 10:56 AM
The Tweaker Wrote:


Prankster Bit, you've got this coming to you.

[pops disc off arm and spins it in front of him, expanding it into a deadly Cluster subroutine][winds up and flings it at the weakened Prankster]

you know nothing...


Load update(Prankster bit) V4.5 [to] (Prankster bit)V8.1

install:

recharge.Rout;
'spider' sense.Rout;
LEVIATHAN.Rout;
Invulnerable.Rout(energy drain=high)

uptate complete.

initialise LEVIATHAN.Rout

*Prankster bit suddenly grows to 4 times his normal height, each of his arms split in two and form different weapons, on his right he has a mesh and a Rod, and on his left he has a Homing Ball launcher and a Disc launcher. he is fully armoured and equipped.*

say goodbye...

*without looking, Prankster holds out his left double arm and sends a Homing Ball directly at The Tweaker's disc.
they both clash, first the Cluster goes off and destroys the ball, but the explosion of the ball smashes The Tweaker's disc. he instantly Derezzes.

you're next, Tech.


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DJ Aussie E.
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Sunday, April, 25, 2004 11:30 PM
I'm gonna switch judges.

Switch.begin::

call Jigen.exe
...
...
...
.
OK

Jigen.exe has started judging.

Media-p.exe (v 8.5.2) can now retire.


 
Prankster bit
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 5:17 AM

LOL

*shouts* It's your turn now harpo. (evil smile)

*launches another Homing ball. this one flies straight at the front wheel of Harpo's super cycle. it explodes, derezzing the front wheel as the rest of the bike[and Harpo] go flying across the floor.*

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The Tweaker
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 10:34 AM
// Comments:
// Homing ball launcher?? Invulnerability? Excuse me? Where did that come from??

///
autoexec DiskRestore;
cout [rez_in][Tweaker is getting really ticked now]Ah, this program thinks he's a superman. Time to use the old AT-AT trick.

///
Tweaker::LightCycleMode := True;
TrailType := "Flexi";
Trails.Damaging := True; //energy cost: 1 unit per meter
Anchor.Set;
///


The Tweaker rezzes into his LightCycle and shoots forward over the Grid. He turns toward Prankster Bit, but instead of his trail making a hard-edged corner, it bends-- forming a flexible ribbon of energy. Prankster curses and reaches a massive foot to stomp The Tweaker flat, but the Lightcycle hits the turbo and accelerates between the monster's legs. Tweaker jukes in and out, running circles around Prankster, and the monster soon finds his legs wrapped entirely in energy ribbons. Unable to maneuver, he crashes to the ground, with his Invulnerablility sapping his already-low energy, his lower half immobile, and the energy ribbons ready to start inflicting mucho damage the moment his Invul drops. Tweaker anchors the other end of the ribbon and breaks out of his LightCycle.
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Prankster bit
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 11:07 AM

init: recharge.Rout

Prankster bit;LEV

energy=20

[1 second later]

energy = 300

*uses Rod arm to cut through the energy binds around his legs*

*clears throat* ok, if that's how you want to play it.

*holds out his mesh hand and spreads his palm, each of his fingers then become a blaster and start firing simultaneously*

*angrily* I am NOT evil and I am NOT a TROOP CARRIER

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Tron Fanatic
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 12:54 PM


::: is speeding away on his cycle and then checks his back when he turns and sees Harpo coming up alongside him on a Supercycle. He prepares to excecute the basic 3-turn "spiral of death" trap manuver when he hears an loud explosion, followed by one of Harpo's cycle wheels flying past him:::

What the..

:::looks back again and sees Prankster, towering over everyone:::

Wow, and I thought that upgrade only existed in legends!

::: does a quick 180, "drafting" off his own wall for extra speed, and heads back for the battle. as he comes close, he sees Tweaker tying up Prankster and bringing him down. Tweaker??? :::

Great, illegalNukeCode.JS is still here. Even with that curving turn modification, how'd he do that without crashing into his own wall? Oh well...

::: instead of wasting the rez on his cycle, he does a few quick left-right turns, lines himself up with Tweaker, heading towards him at full throttle. :::

Time for a little something I heard about from Carma.exe. I believe he called it an artistic style bonus...

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Prankster bit
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 1:41 PM
*looks at the small blue dot that is Tron Fanatic's Lightcycle hurtling towards him.he stands up and moves out of the way with a THUMP...THUMP of footsteps*

Do not worry, Tron Fanatic, I am Fighting for your side.

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Prankster bit
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 1:47 PM
The Tweaker Wrote:// Comments:
// Homing ball launcher?? Invulnerability? Excuse me? Where did that come from??


Know you not of the ancient tale?

a tale of a program who was visited by his own user, the shock derezzed him. but he has been re-written and lioves to fight again

*does some wierd action similar to that of HE-MAN*


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harpo989
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 2:25 PM
*Harpo is sent flying by the blast to his cycle, sending him tumbleing onto the grid*
woah... wild ride...
*Harpo remains unharmed because of his armor, and turns around to look at the huge Prankster. looks like it's time I used my... power. Harpo starts waving his arms to get Prankster's sttention*
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The Tweaker
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 3:05 PM
[sees TF bearing down on him][front-flips over Fanatic's lightcycle and balances on the trail] Whoa! (This is the only place where I am completely safe from lightcycles! )

What strange teams make we... a User and a DataWraith against another User and a glorified ICP...

Harpo, you might want to get over here... Tron Fanatic, what'd I do to deserve your wrath?? aren't we on the same side??

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harpo989
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on Monday, April, 26, 2004 3:16 PM
okay, I think TF is mad at you because you tried to derezz Prankster, and Prankster helped out TF, so.. yeah.

[activate_subroutine(whatroutine?) = "wraith_speed()"
password? = "*******" ...activated]
*Harpo uses his speed to zoom over to Tweaker and leap onto the wall, landing with perfect balance*
we do make an interesting team don't we?

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Tron Fanatic
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 3:39 PM
[front-flips over Fanatic's lightcycle and balances on the trail] Whoa! (This is the only place where I am completely safe from lightcycles! Tron Fanatic, what'd I do to deserve your wrath?? aren't we on the same side??
Let's see... perhaps the fact that you tried to nuke the entire sector might have something to do with it. You're far too reckless, and I have high suspicions that you're actually a destructive hacker program, so don't kid yourself. I've heard Trojan viruses say they're innocent... oh yeah, Prankster gave me this cool Reco Cube Primative too
::: remembers the last powerup that'd had been loaded into his cycle. kept from his last race, it remained unused ::
And what makes you think you're safe from me up there?
::: makes three right turns and locks down on Tweaker's position once again ooh, now Harpo is up there too... how nice and heads straight for his own wall! but moments before he collides, he activates the powerup.. WALL RESET! The wall Tweaker and Harpo are standing on disappears from beneath them as if a carpet had been pulled out from under them... just as his lightcycle comes in for the kill... ::


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harpo989
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Monday, April, 26, 2004 3:49 PM
*Harpo and Tweaker are knocked aside as... the cycle passes between them! Harpo gets up and brushes himself off*
well, that was interesting.
*harpo walks over to the wall and scans it with profiler v3.5*
[armor(harpo989v2.0)settheimmunity = "TF's Light cycle" ...accepted]bring it on, you two!

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Tron Fanatic
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on Monday, April, 26, 2004 3:58 PM
....slight miscalculation. *sigh*

:::turns around, sees them both on the ground this time, and goes for one final attempt :::

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Prankster bit
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Re: MOST EXTREME DISC COMPETITON!

on Tuesday, April, 27, 2004 11:21 AM

*looks at the commotion going on below*

ok, now i'm mad.

I am neither a Recourse hog or a Regular,

I am a ROGUE

I have enemies *points at the tweaker*

I have Allies *points at Tron Fanatic*

but I work for myself.

init//powerup=ENERGY_BURST(target)=Tron Fanatic

*Tron Fanatic's lightcycle is suddenly given a huge burst of speed as it hurtles towards Harpo and the Tweaker. meanwhile, Prankster launches projectiles from all four arms at Harpo and The Tweaker[cluster disc, suffusion, drunken dims and a prankster bit]*



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harpo989
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on Tuesday, April, 27, 2004 1:51 PM
I still say you look like a resource hog with acne.

*Harpo sees the various weapon blasts flying right toward him*
uh oh...
*Harpo does a triple flip backwards to avoid the blasts, then he realizes the light cycle is zooming unusually fast toward him, just then, as the light cycle his Harpo, there is a big explosion, and Harpo and Tron Fanatic are sent flying away from each other, with no LC in sight*

*harpo walks over to the wall and scans it with profiler v3.5*
[armor(harpo989v2.0)settheimmunity = "TF's Light cycle" ...accepted]
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The Tweaker
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on Tuesday, April, 27, 2004 2:56 PM
[timeout] Tron Fanatic, if I may say so, you can't just invent energy from no-where. Saying that "ok, I know I have 20 energy, but now I have 300" is an, er, illegal operation, as far as I know. We have to have rules, written or unwritten, in this game, otherwise it just becomes shouting on a playground. Would you like it if I simply said "Tweaker deletes all programs and stands triumphant on the Grid!"? That's the direction this is going. Finding ways around the rules is fine... that's what we do here ...but just ignoring them? Energy has to come from somewhere-- bring a backup battery onto the Grid if you want, or siphon it from somewhere, but please don't just create it out of nothing. AFAIK, disc battles require finesse, not just "who can describe the biggest superweapon".

If this is out of line, I apologize... but it really seems necessary to me to have some basic ground rules for this game.
[/timeout] OK, back to the action...

[as Fanatic bears down on him, The Tweaker rolls easily out of the way and gives the LS a good smack on the rear wheel with his Disc][rear wheel derezzes, throwing Fanatic, out of control, forward across the Grid] Hard to maneuver at high speeds, isn't it? Looks like your pal just Turbo Cursed you...

And I did not try to nuke the entire sector-- I calculated the payload of that antimatter charge verycarefully, and it wasn't intended to cause fabric damage anyway-- Prankster Bit was the target, not the Grid. Why would I want to nuke the Grid?? I like it here. (Out Of Character: You'll notice that Prankster was the one who actually described the damage, anyway... the charge was supposed to cause a shockwave, not damage the Grid. I'll play along, though.)

Not a hacker...
Not a terrorist...
just a User fighting for God and Good on the Game Grid.

And now, for my next trick...
[produces a small, purple sphere and throws it in Prankster's general direction, then runs 15 feet to evade Prankster's projectiles][ball bounces once and rolls a little][ball begins to swell; there is something odd about this ball--something inside it appears to be moving][ball continues to expand and swell from the size of a grapefruit to almost a meter in diameter; there are definitely things moving around inside it-- and lots of them][finally the sphere expands to its maximum size and pops, releasing a shower of GRIDBUGS!!


///
Gridbug[1..100].Target := "Prankster Bit";
Gridbug[1..100].Target := EnergyDrain; //drain level: 1 energy unit per gridbug per second
///

It's the mother of all gridbug infestations!
[gridbugs latch onto PB and start to climb his legs][Prankster stomps on as many of them as he can, but they surge forward en masse, and within the space of a few seconds he is covered with 76 gridbugs, all draining his energy]
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Tron Fanatic
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on Tuesday, April, 27, 2004 2:57 PM
Alright, Harpo, you're MINE..

::: cycle collides with Harpo's shell and then suddenly in a loud crash and massive flashes of light, his cycle derezzes from around him. the combination of the super speed and the explosion sends him on a wild flight across the grid :::

Yeeeaaaargh!! Great, more flying through the air.. OOF!! >_

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harpo989
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on Tuesday, April, 27, 2004 3:18 PM
[comment]yeah, we're getting pretty extreme, but hey, it is "most extreme" disc competition. and I agree, keep it real. (well, considering it's sci-fi...) don't get energy from nowhere, insta-delete subroutines (MutiodMan's was pretty good though) oh, and if possible, I'd like to request noone decides what another program does without their consent. (e.g., telling someone that they freak out and run away, or somthing like that) ok, [/comment]
*Harpo bounces once, twice, then comes to a stop as he sees TF flying over his head*

I'm still not used to getting flung everywhere...

*Harpo gets up and sees the grid bugs crawling up onto Prankster*

ha! now that's what I call a buggy program!

*Harpo runs over toward TF and reactivates his sword subroutine*

alright, let's see how you do with no rod, Fanatic!
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