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Ode to a French Fry
Ask not "any way you want it" 'cause you may receiveth more than the askinAsk not "any way you want it" slagmuck xtra's are in the makinFloor swept filler suchie burger, what needs more cookin? Yes Sir! Back in the deep fry crispy varmint vat"Any way you want it" - everyway you'll get itDingleberry chocolate speckled chunch muffins & curly hairs in your coke"Hey I didn't order special sauce!!" - hold the cheese between your kneesLone fry rendered in the sack, expurgated chili dog, proficient chili pipe
chili in - chili out