Qix77 User
Posts: 2,991 | E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 3:48 AM
FROM: (Martians) marvin@mars.co.mar
TO: (Jody) ikeyamark2@yahoo.com
Subject: End of the world is nigh.
Dear Jody,
We regret to inform you that our company, Destroy The Earth Corp. (DEC), have recently made plans to destroy the Earth on February 23, 2006. This was an unanimous decision by the DEC council in collaboration with Direct TV and the Jerry's Kids Foundation.
However, there is still hope.
If you send us a check or money order each month for the amount of $49.95, we will renew your satellite subscription and reconsider the destruction of your planet.
But wait there's more.
If you act now, we will send you a free watch. This watch is made of the finest plastic and commemorates the 20th anniversary of the famous TV cartoon, He-Man. With its elegant orange rubber strap and detailed artwork, youll be the hit at any party.
Youll never get an offer like this again. So act now.
Sincerely,
The People Of Mars.
P.S. No C.O.D.s
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I better get my money-order sent today. Dont worry my fellow earthlings, Ill not let them blow up the world. Plus I get a cool He-Man watch... Woo-hoo... Till then...
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FreedomForever User
Posts: 0 | Re: E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 7:45 PM
How can anyone think anyone will believe that? People are idiots!
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Posts: 0 | Re: E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 8:03 PM
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Qix77 User
Posts: 2,991 | Re: E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 9:43 PM
What is funny is that it was once an @mail from time magizine (or so the @mail said)... but I modified it as a joke... lol
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TheReelTodd Sector Admin
Posts: 0 | Re: E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 9:52 PM
Oh...
Well, then if you've got no need for that plastic He-Man watch... um... can I have it?
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Posts: 2,991 | Re: E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 9:58 PM
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Posts: 5,314 | Re: E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 11:30 PM
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Qix77 User
Posts: 2,991 | Re: E-Mail from Mars... on Friday, January, 27, 2006 11:38 PM
DaveTRON Wrote:I just got my watch in the mail! |
Dave just beat us to it...
Ok Todd, I guess we'll just have to soap and TP his house to get even...
Oh... and ing-bray the ggs-eay... |
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