Compucore Wrote: Gets into my rowboat and starts making it float in mid air and starts making strokes backwards. As you hear me say the word stroke! Stroke! Stroke.! And move around in mid air and make 90 degree turns every now and then.

And we will STROKE the dragon BOAT!, and still we STROKE the dragon BOAT!........Sorry. That just reminded me of something that I did yesterday. Paddling a dragon boat around in Lake Merrit takes teamwork....speaking of which, I LIKE PINK MONKEYS! ($



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The hula thing is only a tiny part of the terrifying, hilarious, and above all, CORRUPTED peice of 2.0 lunacy: THORNE'S MIDLIFE CRISIS! That's right, programs, Thorne's midlife crisis. See, he was worried that he did'nt fill the shoes of supreme corrupted dude. He COULD have just turned the job over to me........Oh well. So he made the Corruption even more messed up (being messed up is the esscence of corruption) by making it totally unpredictable. Watch my posts for more stages of this insanity....if you dare........

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I was searching not too liong agoand came up with this. What if the computer companys made toasters. I thought that it was funny her.And easy to understand. I thought that we could all use a luagh here. Take a look through this.

What if IBM made toasters?

If IBM made toasters...
They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.

If Xerox made toasters...
You could toast one-sided or double-sided. Successive slices would get lighter and lighter. The toaster would jam your bread for you.

If Oracle made toasters...
They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when you got it home you'd discover the Bagel Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three years away, and that indeed the whole appliance was just blowing smoke.

If Sun made toasters...
The toast would burn often, but you could get a really good cuppa Java.

Does DEC still make toasters?...
They made good toasters in the '80s, didn't they?

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster, which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.

If Tandem made toasters...
You could make toast 24 hours a day, and if a piece got burned the toaster would automatically toast you a new one.

If Thinking Machines made toasters...
You would be able to toast 64,000 pieces of bread at the same time.

If Cray made toasters...
They would cost $16 million but would be faster than any other single-slice toaster in the world.

If The Rand Corporation made toasters...
It would be a large, perfectly smooth and seamless black cube. Every morning there would be a piece of toast on top of it. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and the blueprints for the box would be highly classified government documents. The X-Files would have an episode about it.

If the NSA made toasters...
Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to get at your toast for reasons of national security.

If SAP made toasters...
The manual to run the toaster would be approximately 10,000 pages long. The toaster would come with 2,500 switches which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to toast specific kinds of bread. Each pattern would be established by SAP's experts as the "Best Practices" method of toasting that kind of bread. It would take a team of basis and functional contractors about 1 year to configure the toaster in the best manner, and then another 6 months to test it. In the mean time, your entire family would need to attend extensive training classes on how to use the new toaster. In order to support end users and consultants, MIT would establish a list-serv for people to post questions and answers regarding toaster set-up and operation. Of course, the online help would randomly pop up in German. But once it was running, you'd get the best toast in the world.

And, of course:
If Microsoft made toasters...
Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway. Toaster'95 would weigh 15000 pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that lets you control how light or dark you want your toast to be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances to find out who made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.

If Apple made toasters...
It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier.

And sounds like Gorf while popping toast foreveryone..

FreedomForever Wrote:Thorne's Midlife Crisis Thing: THORNE BECOMES OBSESSED WITH TOASTERS! Picture the results and please post them so I can wander around in dark rooms and talk to myself about them. Thanks.

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Not really Thorne just has a deep voice. But why not give him a little change and give him the atomic wedgie and see if he sounds like gorf afterwards//

*Thorne jumps back through Foilism's screen with all 4 Zlots, then pops out of Compucore's for a second and lobs a Gorf at him, then pops out of PB's screen and starts popping corrupt-o-toast like crazy*

Zlot#1: He's going ballistic.
Zlot#2: If he tries to dance the hula while he's doing this........
Zlot#3: I thought Gorf-lobbing was KiaPurity's thing....
Zlot#4: Whatever...




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Dtarts speaking likem gorf Your going to get it space cadet! And back to normal. What the.... Ahhh Help get this gorfian away from me. Kia do something here please. You know how to calm this gorfian dude.

Prankster bit Wrote: FreedomForever Wrote:*Thorne jumps back through Foilism's screen with all 4 Zlots, then pops out of Compucore's for a second and lobs a Gorf at him, then pops out of PB's screen and starts popping corrupt-o-toast like crazy* no matter how much you try, you will not deterr me from liking toast BTW, I've looked at Tron Universe and Kamui has a whole FORUM for random outbursts.......... yeah, but lately business there has been excrutiatingly slow, with the absense of people like Kamui [work/university. that's no excuse, you don't work/learn 24/7], her sister [something about school, possibly exams. no excuse, i'm typing this after finishing a maths exam], several other people from TS. basically, for one reason or another, no one is posting there

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FreedomForever Wrote:Parents. I'd have to claer it with them, and they would'nt like it.

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